I am Joshua Blankenship. I am not prone to write bios in the third person. I am a true believer. I am happy to see you. I am on the internet. I am an artist. I am a graphic designer. I am pretty sharp. I am typically unintentionally pretentious when you first meet me. I am an introvert. I am fully poseable with life-like hair and kung fu grip. I am a writer. I am a lover of pretty things. I am taken. I am a pragmatic visionary. I am southern and I am not ignorant. I am not a big fan of shaving. I am consistent. I am prolific. I am bored. I am restless. I am oversleeping. I am in the mood for love. I am opinionated. I am still calling my parents once a week just to check in. I am completely obsessed with music. I am still a little bitter i'll never be a rockstar. I am happiest in jeans, flip flops, and the just-right t-shirt. I am overtly capable of the cruelest sarcasm. I am most likely hungry right now. I am contrary to popular belief. I am 5'10"ish. I am given to harmless fleeting addictions. I am talking on IM. I am scribbling haiku on napkins. I am absurdly unlucky with vehicles. I am writing notes to self. I am a meat and potatoes kind of guy. I am always carrying a pocket knife, unless I am on a plane. I am really into magazines. I am having difficulty finding dress shirts that fit. I am overanalyzing. I am a hopeless romantic. I am not having a good hair day. I am not a packrat. I am in touch with my feminine side. I am a procrastinator. I am lonely. I am awed. I am craving something delicious. I am forgetting something important. And I am probably up later than you are.