Penguins are the new pandas.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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I have a sexy back.
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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FREE LICKS
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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I kiss you!
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I’m not huge in Japan, I’m husky.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Oprah Schmoprah.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I’m not a doctor, but I’ll play one at your place.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Spellcheck can brow me.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Spellcheck saves livers.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Spellcheck is the womb!
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Fun size.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Oh... you ate one too?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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pop corn, not collars.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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MTV sucks.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Get your Hasselhoff.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Save a mushroom. Poppa smurf.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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__Inny __Outty
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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A dawg is a man’s best homie.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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hello, friend.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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It’s my prerogative to change my mind. Well, maybe it isn’t.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Ask not why, ask why not.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Why put off till tomorrow what someone else can do for you today?
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Tomorrow is the first day of the rest of my life.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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The UK version is better.
of 35 votes, 37% like it
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eHarmony sucks.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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Prada. No... Gucci. Actually yes... Prada.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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last year’s supermodel
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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world’s best human
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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sometimes y.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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i can teach you, but i’d have to charge.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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