Last thrusday I was sitting perfectly still at a red light when an old woman chose to drive directly up my arse. I've just found out my insurer isn't prepared to repair the car, which means I need to get a loan and buy a new one.
While this is a colossal pain in the arse I'm excited to be car shopping. I would appreciate suggestions for my new ride. What do you see me in?
No Oscar Meyer Wiener cars please. Batmobiles considered.
UPDATE:
I caught a bus up to sydney this morning and drove him in this. I give you Kermit the Hulk.
and as an unexpected bonus it came with a handsfree phone kit installed, so now I can just speak into the ether like Captain Picard.