Profile for d3d - drunkest guy ever

d3d aka Leon is a 34.06 year old boy, has been a member since August 23, 2005, has scored 15604 submissions, giving an average score of 2.18.

URL: http://www.leonryan.com
AIM: skinnycorpse

Oct 21 '09 by d3d

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drunkest guy ever

it warms the heart to see determination like this

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Johnny Baboon on Oct 21 '09 at 11:23pm

he fallen and cant get up haha

againstbound on Oct 21 '09 at 11:27pm

It's like gravity is pulling him in a different direction than usual.

juliejeremiah on Oct 21 '09 at 11:28pm

hahahah

alcohol actually broke his brain. he looks like a diseased animal or something.

margolove on Oct 21 '09 at 11:30pm

I feel like his walk could be described as a "drunken saunter."

Anyway, that's ridiculous!

Malcolm Man on Oct 21 '09 at 11:32pm

What a wanker. It appears that it's the middle of the day as well.

Malcolm Man on Oct 21 '09 at 11:32pm

I have never been that drunk. I don't think it's possible.

xiv on Oct 21 '09 at 11:32pm

saw this the other day. i just watched it again... still incredibly funny.

d3d on Oct 21 '09 at 11:33pm

someone is definitely tilting that whole store. he's the victim of a cruel prank.

viralVISUAL on Oct 21 '09 at 11:35pm

lol it's like no matter where he goes, an invisible force pulls him backwards

Krimson on Oct 21 '09 at 11:36pm

I think this hilarious, althought probably fake (acting to mess with store employees)

jublin on Oct 21 '09 at 11:37pm

this shit makes me laugh like a madman

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 21 '09 at 11:37pm

in his defense, the floor had been heavily waxed that morning.

juliejeremiah on Oct 21 '09 at 11:38pm

"get in your dang car and go home, son!"

sonmi on Oct 21 '09 at 11:38pm

poltergeist

d3d on Oct 21 '09 at 11:41pm

i'm amazed he didn't puke OR let go of his sixpack once the whole time he was trying to get back up.

lemonalle on Oct 21 '09 at 11:44pm

Clearly what that guy needs is more alcohol.

kashlen on Oct 21 '09 at 11:45pm

oh many lols

someone showed this to me a few days ago...

It kinda reminds me of some of my old college buddies to be honest

or me

kashlen on Oct 21 '09 at 11:47pm

and malcolm it is completely possible

Malcolm Man on Oct 22 '09 at 12:06am

No, I mean that it's not possible for me.

I'm so short and lean, I'd never be able to ingest that much alcohol before either vomiting or blacking out.

FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 22 '09 at 12:06am

I saw this yesterday on Huffingtonpost and thought about it posting it, but i swear it's gotta be fake. Or the dude was on some crazy drugs AND beer. Or he has cerebal palsey or s2omething.

haha, I'm glad someone posted it tho, it's absolutely ridiculous.

TheInfamousBaka on Oct 22 '09 at 12:08am

I just saw this not too long ago and holy shit it's hilarious.

d3d on Oct 22 '09 at 12:10am

yeah evan a drugpig friend of mine is convinced the guy is on ketamine, but i dunno. i've been that ruined before on alcohol alone. just because he doesn't puke in that 4 minutes there's nothing to say he didn't puke for a solid hour either side of it.

jeffreyg on Oct 22 '09 at 12:16am

hahahahaha omg. im in the library right now trying not to laugh so hard

Dr MonA on Oct 22 '09 at 12:19am

I think his pony tail is causing him be unusually unbalanced.

badbasilisk on Oct 22 '09 at 12:26am

hahahaha

d3d on Oct 22 '09 at 12:28am

i bet that's it. depleted uranium ponytail.

Krimson on Oct 22 '09 at 12:28am

Leon, I have seen/been falling down drunk before, and the way he was falling seemed acted. You don't like rush around like he did, you tend to just teeter, or fall, or slump. He looked like he was in an old 20's cartoon.

kashlen on Oct 22 '09 at 12:30am

kevin that's not really true...i can be a hyper drunken retard

Krimson on Oct 22 '09 at 12:30am

possibly. My best guess is that he was both drunk as hell, and acting to be funny.

d3d on Oct 22 '09 at 12:31am

why are you so determined to spoil everyone's fun? i believe it's real

Krimson on Oct 22 '09 at 12:32am

it is real.

d3d on Oct 22 '09 at 12:33am

that's the spirit

Krimson on Oct 22 '09 at 12:34am

To make up for my wet-blanketedness, here is another video:

It is funnier the longer you watch.

kashlen on Oct 22 '09 at 12:37am

omg kevin, i've seen this one before too. its so great...and i love the bg laughter

also, reminds me of my friend aaron who once woke up still retarded and hungover and put a shirt on as pants. the neck hole was in a bad place...

kashlen on Oct 22 '09 at 12:38am

p.s. whats up with all the mankinis

emilymmkay on Oct 22 '09 at 12:41am

is that like 10:47.. am?

Krimson on Oct 22 '09 at 12:47am

Banana hammocks are a way of life in some countries.

Krimson on Oct 22 '09 at 12:49am

Ste7en on Oct 22 '09 at 12:58am

What? I have been that drunk before. Definitely possible. I was 16, I drank 6 cans of beer and then my friends somehow managed to trick me into drinking 10 oz (10 shots for those that don't use ounces) of vodka straight...we were passing around a 20 oz soda bottle they put vodka in (remember, 16 years old) but they werent actually drinking any, and then they kept telling me to chug. I weighed about 125 pounds at the time and hadn't eaten in hours...let me tell you what...gravity has different rules when one is that inebriated.

jublin on Oct 22 '09 at 12:59am

no way, i don't think it's fake. I'm leaning on the seriously drugged up/major drunk or maybe something like cerebral palsy. There's almost no one in the store and I don't think someone would just pretend drunk to play a prank on one lone 7/11 employee for 7 or 8 minutes.

littlem on Oct 22 '09 at 1:02am

LOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOOLOLLOOL!!

kashlen on Oct 22 '09 at 1:11am

maybe that gas station is on a boat thats going through some turbulent waters...

EricaTheRed on Oct 22 '09 at 1:23am

I was worried that he drove there, but then I realized there's probably no way he could've managed to get the key in the ignition.

paddyroo on Oct 22 '09 at 1:35am

thats priceless - had me in knots!

d3d on Oct 22 '09 at 3:38am

the bit where he swings from the fridge door is comedy gold.

FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 22 '09 at 7:05am

Andreas Mohacsy on Oct 22 '09 at 7:05am

FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!

I WAS IN TEARS!!!

it's real, i've been that wasted on several ocasions and somehow lived to tell the tail, thankfully no one had a camera...

or did they???