Profile for d3d - things i learned about bananaphone

d3d aka Leon is a 34.07 year old boy, has been a member since August 23, 2005, has scored 15605 submissions, giving an average score of 2.18.

URL: http://www.leonryan.com
AIM: skinnycorpse

Oct 02 '09 by d3d

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things i learned about bananaphone

1: He's too long for conventional portraiture

2: He's dating Dracula and my son couldn't be less impressed

3: He loves a poorly timed blink

4: He likes pancakes for lunch

5: He's thoroughly amused by some kid squatting enthusiastically on a high pressure water fountain

6: He makes no effort to defend his girlfriend as you attempt to shove her under a waterfall

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d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 7:47am

7: He'll share his chocolate pancake sauce with your wife

TimScribble on Oct 02 '09 at 7:47am

Ah good ol bananphone! And Leon, Im enjoying the first picture's glimpse at your lower stomach... so provocative.

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 7:48am

i'm a shameless tart

Jebbie on Oct 02 '09 at 8:01am

He's totally short enough for a portrait. Just not with shorties like you Leon. Go grow a few inches.

...Yes I just said that

Also bettttttttttthhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;-; she's hella pretty

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 8:15am

she's cute but it's kind of terrifying seeing her wade amongst brightly coloured swimming children in her various shades of black. it's like watching a jabiru stork hunt fish.

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 8:55am

8: His stride is so long he has to stop every 3 paces to see if you're still following

Daniel San on Oct 02 '09 at 8:58am

That is a badass tattoo.

OlliRudi on Oct 02 '09 at 9:00am

leon! was it a windy day, or do you use fabric stiffener to make the flap on your shirt stand up in such a stomach-revealing manner?

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 9:03am

i think my navel sneezed

wotto on Oct 02 '09 at 9:03am

he is one tall mutha ucker

FRICKINAWESOME on Oct 02 '09 at 9:05am

He's wearing one of his own shirts and his girl is wearing a DBH shirt at a Threadless meetup! Always the provocateur, aren't they?

Also Leon, you're scaring the living hell out of me in that pose. You're like Brad Pitt from Snatch come to life in that pose.

OlliRudi on Oct 02 '09 at 9:17am

bananaphone has eerily human proportions, for a giant.

Jebbie on Oct 02 '09 at 9:23am

i just realised ollirudi is a designer who has been printed multiple times.

so basically i just realised i have no chance ;-; WHYYYYYYYY

taz-pie on Oct 02 '09 at 9:23am

wait. he is so normal looking. i was expecting something else.
give me my money back.

OlliRudi on Oct 02 '09 at 9:27am

wait, how does that work?

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 9:28am

you can't see his hands in any of those shots though. he has lobster claws.

squatterjohn on Oct 02 '09 at 9:30am

He is pretty tall. I suppose that helps a lot when taking photos at concerts. Mine all come back with the out-of-focus hands of the people in front of me blocking the view.

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 5:24pm

so do mine

shirtflirt on Oct 02 '09 at 5:27pm

holy giantphone

spacesick 2 on Oct 02 '09 at 5:28pm

oh my. does he draw with an oversized novelty pencil? I would imagine that's how it works.

ir0cko on Oct 02 '09 at 5:29pm

tall matt!

outline on Oct 02 '09 at 5:29pm

i want to take your hat off your cocky head and stomp on it.

but other than that, lovely pictures.

ISABOA on Oct 02 '09 at 5:40pm

I like your shirt leon

Mike4507 on Oct 02 '09 at 5:40pm

I want to meet Leon, just so he can learn things about me.

robroy05 on Oct 02 '09 at 5:53pm

he should totally call the huge girl from the threadquote blog, they might be related.

Mya Jamila on Oct 02 '09 at 7:18pm

I agree with both of these statements.
ISABOA on Oct 02 '09 at 5:40pm
I like your shirt leon

Daniel San on Oct 02 '09 at 8:58am
That is a badass tattoo.

Additionally, how was your time away from the computer?
Did any ideas make themselves known?
(Should I just email you?)

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 7:20pm

i can't say i had any ideas but i ogled a lot of expensive cars. people are such show-offs up there.

Mya Jamila on Oct 02 '09 at 7:27pm

And "up" is where?

Mike4507 on Oct 02 '09 at 7:28pm

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 7:45pm

where mike said

and also Brisbane/the Gold Coast. it's australias version of Los Angeles.

Mya Jamila on Oct 02 '09 at 7:47pm

*scrunches up face*
Yuck.

jayrawz on Oct 02 '09 at 7:48pm

double dates are racist!

Mya Jamila on Oct 02 '09 at 7:50pm

Additionally, I originally thought you meant "Bananaphone" the Raffi song.

I'd post a video of it but you probably can't appreciate it's greatness.

iPear on Oct 02 '09 at 7:52pm

woah that guy is tall. I love that guy.

jayrawz on Oct 02 '09 at 7:57pm

damn you and your exclusive married club!

kashlen on Oct 02 '09 at 8:25pm

pancakes are great at any time of the day for sure.

also, his girlfriend looks pretty well equipped to defend herself. although it'd be chivalrous of him to defend her...

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 8:29pm

oh she's totally equipped. she was wearing boots designed for crushing zombie skulls and i'm sure she knows some maneuvers.

kashlen on Oct 02 '09 at 8:35pm

i would be skurred

Gimmickey on Oct 02 '09 at 8:39pm

he's still alive?
sub something dammit!

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 8:42pm

he started subbing as letsmakeart, but he'll always be bananaphone to me

iPear on Oct 02 '09 at 10:18pm

By the way Leon, your shirt is pretty sick.

lemonalle on Oct 02 '09 at 10:23pm

you're meeting everybody!

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 10:57pm

i get around

kashlen on Oct 02 '09 at 11:36pm

threadskank

Jebbie on Oct 02 '09 at 11:56pm

leon is such a threadslut.
if i had of known how many people he had already met up with i don't know if i would have met up with him.

who knows how many stp's he has? but i guess it's good, i know he didn't give me any

d3d on Oct 02 '09 at 11:58pm

i think i only met josh and andrew before you jebbie. with kelsi, matt, and beth that's only 6 total. that's a pretty low average for someone my age.