MEtopia, better than Utopia
of 110 votes, 35% like it
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This Shirt Has 29 Trial Days Left.
of 105 votes, 37% like it
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for moral decay, use mental floss
of 75 votes, 32% like it
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Everbody Loves Ramen Noodles
of 110 votes, 40% like it
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guns dont kill people, bullet wounds do
of 131 votes, 33% like it
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Advertising is legalized lying.
of 77 votes, 38% like it
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Go Ahead, Beg My Pardon.
of 94 votes, 44% like it
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Death. the nations #1 killer.
of 256 votes, 41% like it
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japan has no blondes. think about it.
of 102 votes, 26% like it
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1 out of 5 people cannot read this
of 85 votes, 24% like it
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If you were a mineral you'd be Boron.
of 238 votes, 28% like it
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Fact: 100% of all cows are born female
of 90 votes, 34% like it
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vegetables are what food eats.
of 73 votes, 33% like it
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anytime is nap time
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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death kills.
of 116 votes, 38% like it
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i dream in widescreen
of 105 votes, 34% like it
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Future Surviver of the Apocalypse
of 53 votes, 30% like it
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whoa, dejavu..
of 66 votes, 33% like it
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Dare to be Normal
of 86 votes, 33% like it
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back in my day, you had to pay for music
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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America - annoying the world since 1882.
of 52 votes, 37% like it
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save the animals, eat a vegan
of 83 votes, 40% like it
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I ate a dingo baby
of 66 votes, 35% like it
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aww, theres a hole in my donut :(
of 85 votes, 32% like it
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umop ap!sdn (upside down)
of 81 votes, 36% like it
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i shower naked.
of 161 votes, 53% like it
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i only play goodminton
of 64 votes, 42% like it
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
of 54 votes, 33% like it
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innoccent bystander
of 49 votes, 31% like it
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If all else fails, try not failing.
of 59 votes, 36% like it
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in case of emergency, break dance
of 240 votes, 55% like it
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