Virginity- Once You Pop, You Can't Stop
of 127 votes, 28% like it
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I Travelled To Turkey For Thanksgiving
of 140 votes, 23% like it
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Scratch & Sniff Me
of 103 votes, 18% like it
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MEtopia, better than Utopia
of 85 votes, 35% like it
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Bonus!
of 106 votes, 14% like it
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I did it my way
of 87 votes, 23% like it
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i'm a jenius!
of 99 votes, 22% like it
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This Shirt Has 29 Trial Days Left.
of 75 votes, 35% like it
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Black President for 2008
of 79 votes, 18% like it
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I Looted This
of 104 votes, 23% like it
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I RejectYourRealityAndSubstituteMyOwn.
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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Scooby Don't.
of 64 votes, 27% like it
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Techknowledgey
of 93 votes, 17% like it
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i'm not obsexed with sex
of 120 votes, 22% like it
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Who'da Thunk.
of 76 votes, 18% like it
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Believe it or not, i'm not home
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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i skinny dipped in moon river
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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for moral decay, use mental floss
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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Everbody Loves Ramen Noodles
of 85 votes, 40% like it
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guns dont kill people, bullet wounds do
of 117 votes, 31% like it
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sh*t happens... and then you reboot
of 70 votes, 17% like it
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you're not impressing anyone.
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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trimethylxanthine addict (coffee)
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Caffiend
of 93 votes, 11% like it
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everything has a purpose
of 73 votes, 18% like it
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There's a reason for everything
of 66 votes, 23% like it
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shut up i'm still asleep
of 123 votes, 22% like it
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Star Wars Fans are full of Sith
of 74 votes, 28% like it
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squeeze to open
of 88 votes, 22% like it
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carbon dating proves i'm over 18
of 83 votes, 24% like it
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Advertising is legalized lying.
of 56 votes, 36% like it
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actually, the correct word is Ambisexual
of 74 votes, 20% like it
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humans - invented on a friday afternoon
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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go eat your fairy bread
of 110 votes, 20% like it
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iPod, uPod, we all Pod!
of 98 votes, 28% like it
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Get healthy - die of nothing.
of 133 votes, 23% like it
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what happened to Screech?
of 68 votes, 21% like it
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Message Deleted.
of 72 votes, 21% like it
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i have no insurance bye!
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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BZZZT! Wrong! try again dumbass.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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face-huggers make ideal pets
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Let your fingers do the Talking.
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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if u r what u eat, u must eat ugly
of 93 votes, 28% like it
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bomberman was a terrorist
of 89 votes, 24% like it
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don't get mad - smash something
of 75 votes, 21% like it
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can't we all just... get a thong?
of 81 votes, 23% like it
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Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
of 103 votes, 22% like it
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Go Ahead, Beg My Pardon.
of 80 votes, 43% like it
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deep fried anything tastes good
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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Death. the nations #1 killer.
of 234 votes, 41% like it
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not anti-american, more like anti-stupid
of 70 votes, 21% like it
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japan has no blondes. think about it.
of 79 votes, 27% like it
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no thin chicks
of 228 votes, 18% like it
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improve your look - kill all thin people
of 72 votes, 18% like it
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1 out of 5 people cannot read this
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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do you have to be skinny to skinny dip?
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Crazy like a Fox executive
of 78 votes, 19% like it
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Use Protection. Use a firewall.
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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thankyou for not smoking
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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there goes the neighborhood
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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all white people look alike to me
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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say hi to lucifer for me when u die
of 61 votes, 16% like it
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Default
of 97 votes, 20% like it
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Geek God
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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[slogan deleted.]
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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OK, time for a female president
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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If you were a mineral you'd be Boron.
of 225 votes, 28% like it
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i know the secret wonka ingredient :|
of 120 votes, 18% like it
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watch and learn, young grasshopper...
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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aim for the head, this was expensive
of 60 votes, 30% like it
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TaDa!
of 125 votes, 26% like it
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Sacrilicious
of 99 votes, 16% like it
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Thank God it's Fried.
of 58 votes, 19% like it
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Save Fuel - Ride my pony
of 50 votes, 18% like it
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Ronald prefers to dine at Burger King.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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i put the Ass in Assassin
of 96 votes, 23% like it
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wheres John Wilkes Booth when u need him
of 104 votes, 19% like it
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good morning what day is it
of 64 votes, 17% like it
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only people with a life wakeup before 12
of 43 votes, 28% like it
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what's THAT supposed to mean?
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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don't tell mom!
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Fact: 100% of all cows are born female
of 76 votes, 33% like it
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kiss me where it smells funny
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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girls should rape guys more...
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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vegetables are what food eats.
of 54 votes, 31% like it
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I steal all my own ideas
of 77 votes, 22% like it
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write rite right
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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Good Golly Miss Molly!
of 91 votes, 19% like it
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Sex - the alternative to being liked.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Unique, Inique, We All nique.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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you were in your mother's womb. eww..
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Future Hero of WWIII
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
of 42 votes, 29% like it
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this will be a collectors item some day
of 103 votes, 17% like it
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Dare to be average
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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be excellent
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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anytime is nap time
of 54 votes, 26% like it
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internet explorer
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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the quick brown fox humped the lazy dog
of 75 votes, 23% like it
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Admin
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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pop rocks
of 125 votes, 21% like it
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do the world a favor - get neutered.
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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allergic to children
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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allergic to humanoids
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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crush! kill! destroy!
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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I would have gotten away with it, too
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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horny? me too!
of 72 votes, 17% like it
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curses!
of 110 votes, 21% like it
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God Blast America!
of 72 votes, 18% like it
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death kills.
of 103 votes, 38% like it
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bloody beautiful
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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Ding! Dong! the witch is dead!
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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theres no such thing as scotchtoberfest
of 80 votes, 20% like it
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monsters are afraid of children too
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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everyone agrees - farts are funny.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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i hope to have sex one day
of 86 votes, 24% like it
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Gayness is so Faggy
of 96 votes, 18% like it
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Ambiguously Straight
of 82 votes, 22% like it
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Hello World!
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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I taught my mouse to surf
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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kindly bugger off please.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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imagine if the pope was jewish
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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clever, huh?
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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oooooo.. i wasted my life
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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thankyou, drive thru.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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thankyou, come again.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Holy Shirt Dude!
of 85 votes, 15% like it
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i dream in widescreen
of 92 votes, 33% like it
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do you dream in greyscale?
of 102 votes, 24% like it
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Future Surviver of Armageddon.
of 38 votes, 24% like it
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Future Surviver of the Apocalypse
of 43 votes, 35% like it
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2000 - 2008 - the blunder years
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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i survived 2000 - 2008.
of 80 votes, 19% like it
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Dear America, your leader screwed you.
of 51 votes, 29% like it
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white people cause cancer
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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CTRL+Z my pants
of 125 votes, 23% like it
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Merry Anti-Christ-mas
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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good afternoon, what's for breakfast?
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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monday mourning.
of 65 votes, 23% like it
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good mourning
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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taste my hotpocket
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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believe it or not, i was born this way
of 49 votes, 22% like it
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i used to be a lot stronger
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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Game over, man!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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whoa, dejavu..
of 51 votes, 37% like it
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Serving Suggestion.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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Professional Amateur.
of 51 votes, 22% like it
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Dare to be Normal
of 74 votes, 35% like it
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back in my day, you had to pay for music
of 42 votes, 36% like it
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crazy like a Fox producer
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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BONZAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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hi i'm a popup
of 93 votes, 22% like it
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America - annoying the world since 1882.
of 37 votes, 32% like it
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Bill Clinton's not so bad now is he
of 48 votes, 27% like it
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Great Googley Moogley!
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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Untied States of America
of 106 votes, 17% like it
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the red ones taste like burning
of 77 votes, 18% like it
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mmmm.. purple....
of 57 votes, 18% like it
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your perfume smells like headache >_&
of 80 votes, 25% like it
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genuinely arousing
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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you wish you were black
of 72 votes, 19% like it
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fond of fondling
of 75 votes, 25% like it
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play with me
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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surprisingly good in the sack
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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only 12 easy payments of $89.99
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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orgasm byproduct
of 66 votes, 20% like it
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mine english is gooder than you're
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Armed and considered Legged
of 158 votes, 25% like it
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are you gonna eat that?
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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politically erect
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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What Would Osama Do?
of 85 votes, 18% like it
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Pffft.
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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save the animals, eat a vegan
of 66 votes, 38% like it
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i wanna put you out of my misery
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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P2P pressure
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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[voices inside]
of 135 votes, 17% like it
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IM me
of 83 votes, 17% like it
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oh, help me Rhonda
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Do me a favor, bite a power cord.
of 72 votes, 25% like it
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word of advice: wear more makeup.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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stop polluting my air!
of 113 votes, 20% like it
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I ate a dingo baby
of 52 votes, 38% like it
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make pain your friend
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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dont worry, its not as bad as you look
of 95 votes, 18% like it
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exhibit B.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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this is my 'hey, look at me' shirt
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Comic Sans
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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be afwaid, be vewy vewy afwaid
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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hippotato
of 76 votes, 22% like it
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FUCHSIA!
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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[Instant Date - Just Add Alcohol]
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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excuse me while i log off
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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i wish i was a midget
of 73 votes, 16% like it
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we need to talk
of 139 votes, 16% like it
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someday, it will be the future
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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I Study Living Orgasms
of 128 votes, 16% like it
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aww, theres a hole in my donut :(
of 64 votes, 30% like it
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Owe My God.
of 52 votes, 21% like it
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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
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friends sold seperately
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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i DARE you to say that to my face
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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i performed an illegal operation
of 52 votes, 25% like it
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fatal exception
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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see, that's Karma.
of 78 votes, 31% like it
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I invented froggy-style.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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My Baby Ate a Dingo
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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A Baby Ate My Dingo
of 123 votes, 27% like it
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umop ap!sdn (upside down)
of 66 votes, 35% like it
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Leeching since 1995
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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The current president is alwaysthe worst
of 88 votes, 16% like it
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i shower naked.
of 140 votes, 49% like it
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Old Mexico is better than New Mexico
of 86 votes, 14% like it
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press here for a surprise
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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i perform all my own stunts
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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speak engrish propery
of 77 votes, 17% like it
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China is the new Japan
of 66 votes, 15% like it
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it's all about ratings
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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come closer.. it's Whack-A-Moron Day
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Save the Rainforest! Eat Meat!
of 171 votes, 18% like it
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403 Forbidden
of 75 votes, 20% like it
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prayers are always answered. he says No.
of 40 votes, 15% like it
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God doesn't believe in you.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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New Shirt.jpg
of 44 votes, 16% like it
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keep back, i'm allergic to stupidity
of 78 votes, 26% like it
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i can believe it's not butter
of 85 votes, 19% like it
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dwarfs make ideal pets
of 88 votes, 19% like it
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[moving target]
of 56 votes, 20% like it
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I'm the evil twin
of 116 votes, 18% like it
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i suck. but only if you're good.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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i used to be an ewok
of 68 votes, 19% like it
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someone should invent transparent shirts
of 103 votes, 18% like it
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oh! the pain!
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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They invented it, I perfected it.
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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i *love* Old York better
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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I just downloaded this
of 96 votes, 17% like it
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k....
of 83 votes, 12% like it
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future assassin
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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oops, i.. nevermind
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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i only play goodminton
of 52 votes, 38% like it
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<- wide load ->
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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i'm melting
of 87 votes, 16% like it
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In Stereo where Available
of 77 votes, 27% like it
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Now in HighDefinition
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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fill with beer
of 71 votes, 17% like it
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Go away, you bother me.
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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bush is a weed
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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thanks, but no thanks.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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sponge bob no pants
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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My Glass is Half Full of Crap
of 106 votes, 26% like it
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Anatomically Gifted.
of 41 votes, 34% like it
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I'm in shape. Round is a shape.
of 40 votes, 30% like it
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innoccent bystander
of 37 votes, 30% like it
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blame someone else
of 61 votes, 23% like it
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work sucks.
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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People look better in 2D
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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People look worse in 3D
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Wear Ware Where?
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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Glad to not be American!
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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I invented "LOL"
of 82 votes, 16% like it
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I sell clean urine on ebay
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Me and my cousin was on Jerry Springer
of 86 votes, 24% like it
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May God protect you from his followers
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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Midgets are cool
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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white people are racists
of 54 votes, 19% like it
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Fat is caused by Eating Too Much
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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You probably arent very good at anything
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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You are not beautiful on the inside.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I Got Skillz
of 79 votes, 20% like it
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Punch a Vegan
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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Goth is another word for Retarded
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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you're quite pretty when i'm horny
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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unquantifiably good.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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skinnydipping world champion
of 72 votes, 18% like it
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someday WE'll be sneaking in to mexico
of 50 votes, 22% like it
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I'm the other white meat
of 38 votes, 32% like it
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If all else fails, try not failing.
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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what wouldn't homer do
of 60 votes, 22% like it
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[PRESS HANDS HERE]
of 82 votes, 17% like it
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allow myself to introduce myself
of 48 votes, 31% like it
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in case of emergency, break dance
of 216 votes, 53% like it
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I ate my dogs homework
of 53 votes, 26% like it
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fashionably average
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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• righty_________________________lefty •
of 46 votes, 26% like it
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ABCDEFGHUGEKMNOPENISTUVWXYZ
of 86 votes, 30% like it
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you must be over 18 to 'enter'
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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---you must be this high to ride---
of 39 votes, 28% like it
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i used to be a sperm
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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see you in hell!.. from heaven..
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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CONTENTS: sugar, spice, everything nice.
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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I had a funny dream about you last night
of 97 votes, 29% like it
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i do naughty things when nobodys looking
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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it's only illegal if you get caught
of 58 votes, 38% like it
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you look better on your knees
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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can you see my bra under this?
of 77 votes, 21% like it
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do my boobs look big in this?
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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I'm an illegal immigrant, shhh
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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this person may offend some viewers
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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words suck.
of 36 votes, 19% like it
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if it werent for this, i'd be topless
of 42 votes, 36% like it
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say hi to your mom for me
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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insert stolen goods under here
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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99% pure
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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stop reading my shirt, jerk
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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me no speak english
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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i *heart* illegal stuff
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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God told me to do it
of 77 votes, 30% like it
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i make my own porn
of 47 votes, 23% like it
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object in pants is larger than appears
of 62 votes, 23% like it
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