A night out in London prompted some moose impressions, the result of which you can see on the left.

Several conclusions can be drawn from this.

Firstly, I look about 12 and clearly should have been kicked out of the bar we were in.

Secondly, in the interests of public decorum, moose impressions are never a good idea. Ever. Although I guess I should be thankful the game wasn't Elephant Impressions...

But that's only because I haven't had anything remotely interesting to say.

My ankle's healing up nicely - should be able to return to football in the next week or so after it came through a light DDR session unscathed the other night.

Okay, so that's playing it fast and loose with the word 'interesting' but that's all you're getting for now.

Sub #4. Some might say a minimalist approach, but I've not seen the rule that says you have to use the whole 13*13 area.

Well, it had to happen soon or later. Personally, I'm amazed it hasn't happened before now.

I've broken a bone! A difference of opinion between my foot and that of a 26-stone friend of mine during a game of football has resulted in an avulsion fracture of my right tarsal. At least, I think that's what they said.

I have crutches and everything.

I'll be honest - initially, I didn't think this design would do much. Then after reading the initial feedback, I thought it could have legs. Ultimately, the final score was a bit of a disappointment.

Still, not to worry, eh? It'll all come together sooner or later.