"This newly upgraded version of Torakamikaze comes equipped with superior facial hair growing powers, enabling him to always look dark and mysterious. By utilizing the Earth's gravity, each one of his facial hairs is pulled outward at a very precise angle using a formula that is far too complicated for your puny mind to understand. In addition, starting with Torakamikaze version 3.7, all current Torakamikazes come equipped with bitchin' sunglasses and trend-setting hoodies, guaranteed to make members of all sexes and species swoon when passing him on the street.
BONUS FEATURE!!! This Torakamikaze contains a brand new ability to connect to the Internet via an ethernet port located in the back of his neck. Now you can download new programs and features to your Torakamikaze as they become available. The default programs included in this Torakamikaze include karaoke singing, hair grooming, break dancing, and cow tipping!"
-Courtesy Tracerbullet Ind. ©2008
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canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:52pm
pees on tora
ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
pees on tora
canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
pees on tora
Torakamikaze on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
pees on tora
littlem on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
poos on tora
ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
elbows wotto again while peeing on tora
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outline on Oct 10 '08 at 12:04am
oh i'm perfectly comfortable saying that if i ever met torasteve in real life and i were single, i'd come at him with a force that would probably destroy him.
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spacesick 2 on Dec 01 '08 at 10:25am
torasteve knows the way to my heart WAY more than anyone else that I've made love to in this blog.
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noodlezoop on Apr 03 '09 at 9:36am
He works like a charm, he does.
...If you enjoyed this ToraProduct, call now to order Torakamikaze: Can't Stop Lollin'. Call in the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in a free Fabio tote bag, our gift to you.
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ofthecoast on May 06 '09 at 9:45pm
if torasteve were here, he would have made this blog awesome.
torturedtiki on May 06 '09 at 9:48pm
is there some sort of horn you can blow to attract his attention? or a ToraSignal?
KBShakedown on May 06 '09 at 9:49pm
You have to say something about bacon or your grandpa. Preferably both in one sentence.
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nonbloggerholly on May 13 '09 at 11:10am
tora is the tia to my tamara
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EricDiaz on Jun 08 '09 at 8:37pm
I was going to enter but Tora already won...
martiandrivein on Jun 08 '09 at 8:39pm
I was running a good race, but Tora just came out of nowhere and was just full of win.
Tikimasters on Jun 08 '09 at 9:14pm
Yeah I agree. Tora said he already won.
jess4002 on Jun 08 '09 at 9:15pm
you go, tora!
Mr.Cool on Jun 08 '09 at 9:32pm
? Tora did not win... the contest ends July 4th
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mgill52 on Sep 21 '09 at 2:22pm
I wear toraSteve on my body more than I do threadless shirts
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Chipmnk on Dec 18 '09 at 1:48pm
Unrelated but on the drive home last night after watching Avatar, I was thinking about how cool of a dude Steve. Like just out of the blue I was thinking "man, you know who's cool? ToraSteve."
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RuffinIt on Mar 25 '10 at 2:08pm
it is funny that I once thought Isa and Tora were the same person...
jaywalkergraphics on Mar 25 '10 at 2:12pm
Well, they are surprisingly similar in function:
When a debate arises, ISA gets to the heart of the issue, explains it eloquently and diffuses the situation.
When a debate arises, Tora gets to the heart of the issue, finds it amusing, Photoshops a dog into Oprah's hair, and diffuses the situation.
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emoisforposers on Aug 25 '10 at 8:08pm
ps. i would never willingly punch torasteve in the face
unless he demanded it in kinky foreplay
and even then, i'd probably just pet his cheek.
jeffreyg on Aug 25 '10 at 8:09pm
i'd pet his cheek with my D
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Morkki on Aug 29 '11 at 3:18pm
I admire Torakamikaze. He has a fine head of hair, he does.
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littlem on Sep 28 '11 at 11:34pm
torasteve? you remind me a little bit of uhh, hmmm, what was that name... oh yeah! geena davis
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Chipmnk on Jan 10 '12 at 10:38am
She was like "tear me up inside" so I torakamikaze.
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Morkki on Feb 02 '12 at 5:49pm
Yo jerkface!
Yeah, YOU. You who bagged my groceries so that my Limited Edition Avengers Diet Dr Pepper can is now DENTED.
I PRAY that when the Lord of Thousand Gibbering Mouths, the mighty To'Ra-Ka-Mika'Ze arises from his eternal slumber to devour the world he will eat YOU feet first so that your final moments in this wretched reality will be filled with agony and a great gnashing of teeth!
Oh wait, I bagged them myself. Haha, what a OH FU-
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