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Torakamikaze
Torakamikaze aka Butter Girl is a 24.38 year old girl, has been a member since August 16, 2005, has scored 2549 submissions, giving an average score of 2.75.
Alumni Club Member
URL: http://www.torakamikaze.com
AIM: torakamikaze
I'd do unspeakable things to you, like teach you sign language
of 86 votes, 71% like it
Being Half-Cyborg Doesn't Make Me Less Human
of 180 votes, 38% like it
Children are our future. Therefore, children = robots.
of 250 votes, 53% like it
I punched a mirror once for looking at me funny
of 257 votes, 39% like it
zombies are a poor representation of what being dead is like
of 329 votes, 47% like it
I hate fake people, especially mannequins
of 409 votes, 66% like it
being vague is almost as fun as doing this other thing
of 429 votes, 74% like it
Who is Simon to say what I can and can't do?
of 379 votes, 60% like it
I only trust politicians with powdered wigs
of 357 votes, 46% like it
gym class helped me learn the fundamentals of low self esteem
of 374 votes, 54% like it
being a werewolf has decreased my wardrobe significantly
of 350 votes, 50% like it
don't hurt me, I'm out of extra lives
of 350 votes, 48% like it
Food. It's what's for dinner.
of 320 votes, 36% like it
You can't hear me right now, I'm doing a soliloquy
of 341 votes, 44% like it
Help a Viking, Pillage a Village
of 312 votes, 39% like it
running with scissors helps cut things faster
of 317 votes, 46% like it
Best worn with pants.
of 321 votes, 36% like it
If You're Blind, I'm Invisible
of 318 votes, 42% like it
Dinosaurs Died For Your Sins
of 355 votes, 50% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
could sarcasm be anymore italicized?
of 48 votes, 29% like it
I have a troph full of valorandvellums! NOM NOM!
of 63 votes, 25% like it
I went to isaboa's house and pet a moose
of 37 votes, 14% like it
revenge is a portrait best drawn with stink lines
of 42 votes, 19% like it
Robots know what love is, they're just programmed to lie about it
of 78 votes, 27% like it
Salisbury Steak: A Gourmet Tradition
of 8 votes, 0% like it
scat (v): To shoo ba do bwa be do dah bweyo
of 84 votes, 29% like it
She's in a different castle? Then why am I in this one?!
of 29 votes, 14% like it
sidekicks are worthless
of 14 votes, 7% like it
spelling race car backwards blows my mind
of 91 votes, 25% like it
stop teaching babies that eating airplanes is acceptable
of 34 votes, 9% like it
Stop Using Brush Script!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
Subjects Love to Predicate
of 12 votes, 8% like it
Summon Elf Nurse: I Need 50 c.c.'s of HP Stat!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
Sweatpants: Embarassingly Comfortable
of 87 votes, 28% like it
teen heartthrob body double
of 28 votes, 14% like it
The Amish Would Never Wear This Shirt
of 81 votes, 19% like it
The Bakers Dozen is an Insult to Math
of 88 votes, 28% like it
The Next Gerber Baby
of 11 votes, 9% like it
The Statue Lawyer had Concrete Evidence
of 31 votes, 19% like it
The Tin Man was Just a Robot
of 18 votes, 17% like it
This is My Favorite Font
of 15 votes, 13% like it
this shirt is a tracking device used to locate my torso
of 18 votes, 17% like it
this shirt is best expressed through interpretive dance
of 137 votes, 42% like it
Those stars around me? Yeah, Im just invincible at the moment.
of 85 votes, 21% like it
Uncles are Creepy
of 52 votes, 15% like it
verbs make me do crazy things
of 29 votes, 17% like it
Waffle Falafel
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Warning: Feral Children at Play
of 6 votes, 0% like it
Warning: This shirt may contain the word explicit
of 101 votes, 29% like it
What's A Blog?
of 22 votes, 23% like it
when I break into song, I'll steal your heart
of 16 votes, 6% like it
White Condiments Are Misleading
of 10 votes, 10% like it
You think you're an artist? My spirograph begs to differ.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
Your Sandwiches Are Sub-Par
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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"This newly upgraded version of Torakamikaze comes equipped with superior facial hair growing powers, enabling him to always look dark and mysterious. By utilizing the Earth's gravity, each one of his facial hairs is pulled outward at a very precise angle using a formula that is far too complicated for your puny mind to understand. In addition, starting with Torakamikaze version 3.7, all current Torakamikazes come equipped with bitchin' sunglasses and trend-setting hoodies, guaranteed to make members of all sexes and species swoon when passing him on the street.

BONUS FEATURE!!! This Torakamikaze contains a brand new ability to connect to the Internet via an ethernet port located in the back of his neck. Now you can download new programs and features to your Torakamikaze as they become available. The default programs included in this Torakamikaze include karaoke singing, hair grooming, break dancing, and cow tipping!"

-Courtesy Tracerbullet Ind. ©2008


Matters of importance:
canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:52pm
pees on tora

ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
pees on tora

canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
pees on tora

Torakamikaze on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
pees on tora

littlem on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
poos on tora

ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm
elbows wotto again while peeing on tora

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outline on Oct 10 '08 at 12:04am
oh i'm perfectly comfortable saying that if i ever met torasteve in real life and i were single, i'd come at him with a force that would probably destroy him.

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spacesick 2 on Dec 01 '08 at 10:25am
torasteve knows the way to my heart WAY more than anyone else that I've made love to in this blog.

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noodlezoop on Apr 03 '09 at 9:36am
He works like a charm, he does.

...If you enjoyed this ToraProduct, call now to order Torakamikaze: Can't Stop Lollin'. Call in the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in a free Fabio tote bag, our gift to you.

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ofthecoast on May 06 '09 at 9:45pm
if torasteve were here, he would have made this blog awesome.

torturedtiki on May 06 '09 at 9:48pm
is there some sort of horn you can blow to attract his attention? or a ToraSignal?

KBShakedown on May 06 '09 at 9:49pm
You have to say something about bacon or your grandpa. Preferably both in one sentence.

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nonbloggerholly on May 13 '09 at 11:10am
tora is the tia to my tamara

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EricDiaz on Jun 08 '09 at 8:37pm
I was going to enter but Tora already won...

martiandrivein on Jun 08 '09 at 8:39pm
I was running a good race, but Tora just came out of nowhere and was just full of win.

Tikimasters on Jun 08 '09 at 9:14pm
Yeah I agree. Tora said he already won.

jess4002 on Jun 08 '09 at 9:15pm
you go, tora!

Mr.Cool on Jun 08 '09 at 9:32pm
? Tora did not win... the contest ends July 4th

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mgill52 on Sep 21 '09 at 2:22pm
I wear toraSteve on my body more than I do threadless shirts


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