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![]() "This newly upgraded version of Torakamikaze comes equipped with superior facial hair growing powers, enabling him to always look dark and mysterious. By utilizing the Earth's gravity, each one of his facial hairs is pulled outward at a very precise angle using a formula that is far too complicated for your puny mind to understand. In addition, starting with Torakamikaze version 3.7, all current Torakamikazes come equipped with bitchin' sunglasses and trend-setting hoodies, guaranteed to make members of all sexes and species swoon when passing him on the street. BONUS FEATURE!!! This Torakamikaze contains a brand new ability to connect to the Internet via an ethernet port located in the back of his neck. Now you can download new programs and features to your Torakamikaze as they become available. The default programs included in this Torakamikaze include karaoke singing, hair grooming, break dancing, and cow tipping!" -Courtesy Tracerbullet Ind. ©2008 Matters of importance: canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:52pm pees on tora ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm pees on tora canadianbeaver on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm pees on tora Torakamikaze on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm pees on tora littlem on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm poos on tora ISABOA on Jun 21 '07 at 4:53pm elbows wotto again while peeing on tora ----------------------------------------------- outline on Oct 10 '08 at 12:04am oh i'm perfectly comfortable saying that if i ever met torasteve in real life and i were single, i'd come at him with a force that would probably destroy him. ----------------------------------------------- spacesick 2 on Dec 01 '08 at 10:25am torasteve knows the way to my heart WAY more than anyone else that I've made love to in this blog. ----------------------------------------------- noodlezoop on Apr 03 '09 at 9:36am He works like a charm, he does. ...If you enjoyed this ToraProduct, call now to order Torakamikaze: Can't Stop Lollin'. Call in the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in a free Fabio tote bag, our gift to you. ----------------------------------------------- ofthecoast on May 06 '09 at 9:45pm if torasteve were here, he would have made this blog awesome. torturedtiki on May 06 '09 at 9:48pm is there some sort of horn you can blow to attract his attention? or a ToraSignal? KBShakedown on May 06 '09 at 9:49pm You have to say something about bacon or your grandpa. Preferably both in one sentence. ----------------------------------------------- nonbloggerholly on May 13 '09 at 11:10am tora is the tia to my tamara ----------------------------------------------- EricDiaz on Jun 08 '09 at 8:37pm I was going to enter but Tora already won... martiandrivein on Jun 08 '09 at 8:39pm I was running a good race, but Tora just came out of nowhere and was just full of win. Tikimasters on Jun 08 '09 at 9:14pm Yeah I agree. Tora said he already won. jess4002 on Jun 08 '09 at 9:15pm you go, tora! Mr.Cool on Jun 08 '09 at 9:32pm ? Tora did not win... the contest ends July 4th ----------------------------------------------- mgill52 on Sep 21 '09 at 2:22pm I wear toraSteve on my body more than I do threadless shirts The ever growing list of blawgers Ive met irl 0jim0 abeadles alexmdc alvarejo andyg angelito arzie13 asdfhaya Bio-bot 9000 bnanna boysbeambitious bsweber canceromega Charles Festa chelly Chpmnk colt83 courtney pie Daddy Dom death by crayon deathcabfortom edword elsewhere fatheed FRICKINAWESOME funkie fresh ginetteginette goldensara hanzabean hogboy ianleino idansimpson ipear ir0cko JeF jeffreyg jenraskopf jet approves Johnny Baboon jstumpenhorst jublin kayceislost kcollantes kerrn kevinwells kihou killyou Krimson KBShakedown ladykat ladrones leroy hornblower littlem lordog Maltzmania marblecargirl martiandrivein mezo Mr Domino mr rocks nigil nomad slim ofthecoast outlaw01 parasitemite phiffer phillydesigner pilihp professorE rachel raygun rambunkcious Reilly Stroope robsoul Rock Deputy Ryder Revolution seabass shakethesheets shimala skaw sonmi spacesick speedyjvw stingerstyler stubby43 suceda t4sh4 telaine thunderpeel t0dow tracerbullet valorandvellum woss ytfelmi |