Matrix lasagna.
"You see that lasagna in the boss' office, Neo?"  "Retrieve it for me."  "Sir, may I have your lasagna?"  "I'm afraid not, Mr. Anderson."   ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ "The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, or when go to church or when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth."  "What truth?"  "That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back." "You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes."  "What if I choose the lasagna?"   
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Call in the next 20 minutes and we'll throw in a free Fabio tote bag, our gift to you. ----------------------------------------------- ofthecoast on May 06 '09 at 9:45pm if torasteve were here, he would have made this blog awesome. torturedtiki on May 06 '09 at 9:48pm is there some sort of horn you can blow to attract his attention? or a ToraSignal? KBShakedown on May 06 '09 at 9:49pm You have to say something about bacon or your grandpa. Preferably both in one sentence. ----------------------------------------------- nonbloggerholly on May 13 '09 at 11:10am tora is the tia to my tamara ----------------------------------------------- EricDiaz on Jun 08 '09 at 8:37pm I was going to enter but Tora already won... martiandrivein on Jun 08 '09 at 8:39pm I was running a good race, but Tora just came out of nowhere and was just full of win. Tikimasters on Jun 08 '09 at 9:14pm Yeah I agree. Tora said he already won. jess4002 on Jun 08 '09 at 9:15pm you go, tora! Mr.Cool on Jun 08 '09 at 9:32pm ? Tora did not win... the contest ends July 4th ----------------------------------------------- mgill52 on Sep 21 '09 at 2:22pm I wear toraSteve on my body more than I do threadless shirts ----------------------------------------------- Chipmnk on Dec 18 '09 at 1:48pm Unrelated but on the drive home last night after watching Avatar, I was thinking about how cool of a dude Steve. Like just out of the blue I was thinking "man, you know who's cool? ToraSteve." ----------------------------------------------- RuffinIt on Mar 25 '10 at 2:08pm it is funny that I once thought Isa and Tora were the same person... jaywalkergraphics on Mar 25 '10 at 2:12pm Well, they are surprisingly similar in function: When a debate arises, ISA gets to the heart of the issue, explains it eloquently and diffuses the situation. When a debate arises, Tora gets to the heart of the issue, finds it amusing, Photoshops a dog into Oprah's hair, and diffuses the situation. ----------------------------------------------- emoisforposers on Aug 25 '10 at 8:08pm ps. i would never willingly punch torasteve in the face unless he demanded it in kinky foreplay and even then, i'd probably just pet his cheek. jeffreyg on Aug 25 '10 at 8:09pm i'd pet his cheek with my D ----------------------------------------------- Morkki on Aug 29 '11 at 3:18pm I admire Torakamikaze. He has a fine head of hair, he does. ----------------------------------------------- littlem on Sep 28 '11 at 11:34pm torasteve? you remind me a little bit of uhh, hmmm, what was that name... oh yeah! geena davis ----------------------------------------------- Chipmnk on Jan 10 '12 at 10:38am She was like "tear me up inside" so I torakamikaze. ----------------------------------------------- Morkki on Feb 02 '12 at 5:49pm Yo jerkface! Yeah, YOU. 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