Have you been practicing your drawing skills while not submitting anything?

I've been drawing nudes of myself but with various animal heads every night

amazing.

I thought this was about Lita from wrestling.

I went to a party last Saturday night...

I thought it was about Essa Rios

my dreams all begin with a lita/chyna tag team match in which my partner is al snow.

Woah. I literally got that exact same idea yesterday, even with the arm resting on his head.

joseph gordon-levitt and i infiltrated your dreams

you are now also a huge fan of 3rd Rock From the Sun

who the heck names their son french, anyway?

oh. apparently his real first name is milton. i...guess french is an upgrade?

Dang, whatever happened to Al Snow? He wrote backwards on his forehead and had a head.

i looked into what wrestling Lita was up to these days a few years ago and she was a singer in some really bad faux punk band playing dive bars

i wonder if that's still a thing

Remember when Al Snow and Steve Blackman were a tag team?

She had breast augmentation surgery in late 1999.[64][65] Dumas' hair is naturally brunette, although she has dyed it red throughout her WWF/E career.[2] She has a wide variety of tattoos: a three eyed green gargoyle on her upper right biceps, the word "Punk" on the inside of her lower lip, and the word "iconoclast" written in Russian Cyrillic letters on her lower back neck.[66] In 2007, she acquired a sleeve on her left arm, featuring Mexican skulls, one of which has the band 7 Seconds' logo on its forehead.[67] She previously had two piercings in her tongue and another two in her nose.[68]

Dumas is a known animal lover.[27][60] In 2003, she founded the animal charity Amy Dumas Operation Rescue and Education (A.D.O.R.E.).[7][60]

She began dating Matt Hardy in 2001.[3][69] In February 2005, it was revealed that Dumas had been romantically involved with fellow wrestler Adam "Edge" Copeland for several months while still in a relationship with Hardy.[7][70] Shortly after Hardy made the incident public knowledge, WWE fired Hardy. After Hardy was brought back a few months later, the real-life situation was translated into a storyline.[7] Hardy has stated in interviews that he and Amy have since patched things up, and he still considers her a close friend.[45] In the summer of 2006, Dumas began dating Shane Morton, her Luchagors bandmate.[7] After their break-up Dumas began dating WWE superstar CM Punk.[71] However, according to Matt Hardy in a March 2010 interview, Dumas is no longer dating Punk.[72]

everything i need to know and more!

Dang, she really likes wrestler dudes.

i remember when the rock returned to the wwe recently and i was like HOLY CRAP IT'S THE ROCK but then i stopped caring again

Yeah. I still follow him on Twitter. He has a really positive outlook on life that mainly consists of kicking butts.

the key to living a good life is to rid yourself of jabronies

If it weren't for The Rock, I'd still be calling juice juice, instead of shut up juice

AND SMELLING HIS COOKINGS.

remember when chris benoit was the super awesome canadian crippler but then he went crazy and murdered his wife and son and killed himself?

that was a sad time :(

Yeah man, that was just, like, whoa. :|

I remember his tights looked like cuts.

Remember when Eddie Guerrero gave Chyna all those roses and called here Mama Cita?

And then he died for some reason

Remember when Benoit was first introduced to wwe along with Dean Malenko and Saturn, when Mick Foley was the Commisioner?

i remember when owen hart died, too, after his harness broke and he fell, like, a million feet to the ground during a pay-per-view :(

do you think that--

Oh fuuuu, I loved Bret and Owen. I was always so jealous of those kids that got the pink autographed sunglasses.

i keep meaning to watch the bret hart documentary Wrestling With Shadows on netflix instant

Know your role and shut your mouth

I bought that Stars of the 90s Dvd thingie a while back.

Sadly, it was disappointing

I like rolls. with butter.

Know your roll and butter your bread

i remember when wrestlemania was in philly one year, and my parents let me get one of those pay-per-view cable boxes so we could order it. this was back before digital cable existed.

Perry Saturn scared me for some reason.

There were plenty of reasons. No man should look like that

he looked that way because his name was perry.

And Saturn.

Also, remember Tough Enough? I don't even know if any of the winners from that show became anything.

There were winners

Remember MAVEN?

maven ain't got nothin' on raven

HE DROPKICKED THE UNDERTAKER.

And then he died or something and was resurrected in The Surreal Life.

Never forget

bump for fans of Maven

The girl winner of Tough Enough became like the girlfriend of this one dude and they were like trailer trash hicks.

I'll assume whatever you meant to say, herky, was brilliant

Remember when Kurt Angle still had hair?

Remember when Kurt Angle was undefeated until Taz debuted?