trust people that are covered in pet fur
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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You failed avoiding me... who's the loser now?
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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i look much better in the non-visible spectrum
of 51 votes, 27% like it
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this shirt repels lawn gnomes
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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These colors don't run. I'm good at doing laundry.
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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i wont believe anything unless its said in a british accent
of 50 votes, 32% like it
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are you emitting gravitons because i'm attracted to you
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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make like a neutrino and don't interact with me
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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gravity really brings me down
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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will work for power crystals
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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prepare to have your shirt checked for spelling and grammar
of 49 votes, 24% like it
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you didnt remember my birthday...
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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I love it when you talk nerdy to me.
of 55 votes, 24% like it
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sorry for not having breasts for you to stare at
of 37 votes, 41% like it
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I get all of my news from bumper stickers
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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tackles are just hugs performed while running
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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at least the ******* government can't censor my ******* shirt
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Allergies are nature's way of saying "I hate you"
of 36 votes, 50% like it
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Do not remove this shirt: Farmer's tan in progress
of 35 votes, 34% like it
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This shirt is made out of hippie fur
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Viking Bodyguard for Hire
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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The person who invented yogurt must have been really brave.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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What if Stonehenge really used to be something lame?
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Every Easter we try to lure Jesus back with alot of chocolate.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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God created sloths to make humans feel good about themselves.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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Nobody ever died of an overdose of the munchies
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Tips are like hugs made out of money.
of 36 votes, 36% like it
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Only You Can Prevent Hollywood Remakes
of 37 votes, 35% like it
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He's Spartacus -->
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I Wish I Were a Vampire So I'd Have a Reason to Suck
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Awkward Silence is My Favorite Type of Silence
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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Prevent Skin Cancer. Buy a Computer.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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I Don't Need Friends, I have 38 Cats
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Just Stop Calling it Soccer Already
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Free Sarcasm Dispenser
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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It Took Me Five Hours to Put on All This
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I Invented Sarcasm
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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Prom was for Losers Anyway...
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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I Can't Believe This Disguise is Working
of 36 votes, 39% like it
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For Me, Every Day is April Fools' Day
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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File-Sharing Will Defeat Terrorism
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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You're Looking at a Level 73 Elf Dragon
of 35 votes, 26% like it
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I Have More Video Games Than You Do
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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