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staffell aka mputaoin!! is a 25.81 year old boy, has been a member since August 15, 2005, has scored 33665 submissions, giving an average score of 1.28.
  Dec 09 '08 by staffell        64 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Have you ever been annoyed that your slogan/phrase goes over the 65 character limit? I have, on quite a few occasions. Now I know the reason there is a limit is because the shorter slogans generally make better shirts, but I still think there is room for those with more text.

This blog is aimed to start a collection of those slogans and phrases who's limit goes beyond that set by threadless.

Rules:

1) Please don't be stupid with slogans, noone is going to be interested in reading an essay on a shirt.

2) Boldify your slogans so people can see them.

If this is popular enough, maybe every month we should have a voting system where the top three Plus-Size Slogans are chosen and made into designs to be submitted into the normal threadless competition.

I'll start:

If I had one dollar for everytime someone looked at this shirt, I'd have the equivalent amount to how many times my shirt has been looked at, in dollars.
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Larlar
Larlar on Dec 09 '08 at 10:27am
Damn. Now I wish I'd written down and kept some of them over the years.
staffell
staffell on Dec 09 '08 at 10:28am
is this a good idea?
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 09 '08 at 10:30am
I think it's neat.

And it will be well received by the main sloganing bloggers, who excel at boundless enthusiasm.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Dec 09 '08 at 10:33am
I wanted to make a slogan about Staffell, but his dreaminess was too much for the 65 character limit to handle.
davidfromdallas
   davidfromdallas on Dec 09 '08 at 10:35am
cool idea. yours is solid. make it work.
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 09 '08 at 10:36am
I call dibs on turning that into a design.

Eyes like endless pools of water, sparkling into infinity, where children in pyjamas are having sword fights with famous pirates from history, teetering over a precipice made entirely out of alarm clocks.
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Dec 09 '08 at 10:37am
I do think it's a good idea, and if it doesn't go through you could always submit it as a design instead. Would that work?
staffell
staffell on Dec 09 '08 at 10:42am
@ theinfamousbaka - that's what I mean
staffell
staffell on Dec 09 '08 at 1:50pm
These x-ray specs allow me to see through everything...which, in all honesty, isn't as good as it first sounds
TheInfamousBaka
TheInfamousBaka on Dec 09 '08 at 1:51pm
Ah, okay. My reading powers are amazing and very lacking apparently.
bsweber
   bsweber on Dec 09 '08 at 2:04pm
There are two basic types of kissing:
the way you kiss your mom, and the way I kiss your mom.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 09 '08 at 2:07pm
well, the joy of text contest will allow some of these to fly! I've got a ton over the limit, i'll try to find some.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 09 '08 at 2:08pm
If I Gave People A Nickel Every Time They Said I Was Bad At Math...
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 09 '08 at 2:09pm
whoops,

If I Had A Nickel To Give Every Time People I Said I Was Bad At Math...
krokun
krokun on Dec 09 '08 at 2:10pm
I attack without warning. Unless you read this. In that case you are warned.
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 09 '08 at 2:18pm
Survival Of The Fittest Is Just An Elimination Reality-Dating Game Show For Mother Nature.
staffell
staffell on Dec 09 '08 at 2:21pm
If you leave me know, you'll take away the biggest part of me. Such is the curse of being a Siamese twin
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Dec 09 '08 at 2:24pm
I always go over when I try to suggest front back style
staffell
staffell on Dec 09 '08 at 2:26pm
yeah, that's one of the curses
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 09 '08 at 2:28pm
oh totally peoples, trying to have any kind of direction for where or how your slogan would be printed is a killer.
staffell
staffell on Dec 09 '08 at 2:31pm
fricken, I'm not really round, nor reliable enough to maintain something like this if it became popular, so if you wanted to do something with it, please feel free to take the reigns
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 09 '08 at 2:47pm
Maybe you should just be around more often. I'm sure you've just about accomplished all there is to do on the outside.
staffell
staffell on Dec 11 '08 at 8:56am
Sticks and stones will break my bones but words will never hurt me, unless they're inscribed on to this enormous sword right here
FRICKINAWESOME
   FRICKINAWESOME on Dec 12 '08 at 12:30am
hahaha, no prob man, i'll link this up to the OSC blog next update and will keep it alive every couple of days when i have a slew of slogans that won't fit or i had to cut the balls off of to make it in under the character count!
3 days later
Bramish
   Bramish on Dec 15 '08 at 8:02am
If I were a T-rex you'd be dead by now. Also I wouldn't be wearing a t-shirt
staffell
staffell on Dec 15 '08 at 10:19am
I'd wear that
2 days later
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 17 '08 at 9:49pm
Earth shakes, fire burns, wind blows, water flows, and heart is not an element.
iPear
iPear on Dec 17 '08 at 10:10pm
It's Not about winning or losing, it's about being better than someone
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Dec 17 '08 at 10:14pm
After dropping it like it's hot, I like to retrieve it as though it's moderately cooled.
SnakeMan
SnakeMan on Dec 17 '08 at 10:15pm
lol brett
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 18 '08 at 1:45am
I may be slower than molasses in January, but by February I will kick it's ass.
ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Dec 18 '08 at 1:45am
minus the gramatically incorrect apostrophe because I'm an idiot.
mark722
mark722 on Dec 18 '08 at 1:52am
Stephen hawking.... it's not what he said, more the way he said it.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 18 '08 at 6:31pm
If you ever see a unicorn wearing a unitard riding a unicycle, you're probably on drugs.
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Dec 20 '08 at 12:51am
Why is saying your name the first thing you do in Alcoholics Anonymous
Larlar
Larlar on Dec 20 '08 at 6:20pm
If cereal kills your loved ones, rejoice. You already eat that for breakfast.
littlem
littlem on Dec 20 '08 at 6:22pm
oh stafeeeel! you're always pushing peoples' envelopes! :p
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Dec 20 '08 at 6:46pm
I once ate a taco that stopped me with a message, it said I had to choose between eating it and a glorious spiritual awakening that would endure till my last breath.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Dec 21 '08 at 4:08pm
On casual Fridays I wear a Hawaiian Shirt to the office, then I have a one night stand.
15 days later
Simpletinrobot
Simpletinrobot on Jan 06 '09 at 1:54pm
Dress for the job you want, not the job you have (that's why I wear a cape!)
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Jan 06 '09 at 2:21pm
An ant may lift twenty times its body weight, but I can lift way more than an ant.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Jan 06 '09 at 9:04pm
Tis better to have loved and lost than to have been horribly mutilated by a badger.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Jan 07 '09 at 3:27am
You should eventually see a sailboat if you relax your eyes and stare at a picture of a sailboat.
3 days later
danaych
danaych on Jan 10 '09 at 6:05pm
The phrase "Don't shoot until you see the whites of their eyes" does not apply when battling aliens
2 days later
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Jan 12 '09 at 10:54pm
Everything I Know About the Facts of Life I've Learned From Watching Reruns
toopersent
toopersent on Jan 12 '09 at 10:59pm
He who said good things come to those who wait must have had another thing comming...like strippers
21 days later
Nice.s.t.e.e.
Nice.s.t.e.e. on Feb 03 '09 at 8:16pm
If you're truly ahead of YOUR time, you've got a lot of catching up to do.
danaych
danaych on Feb 03 '09 at 8:29pm
Cleanliness is next to godliness, godliness is next to that book on the top shelf
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Feb 04 '09 at 6:12pm
I stopped seeing the doctor when he stopped subscribing to highlights
5 days later
staffell
staffell on Feb 10 '09 at 11:53am
War Is Not The Answer. Unless The Question Is 'What 3 Letter Word Beginning With W Describes A Conflict Between Two Countries

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