Profile for olie! - Review/define things in 3 sentences.

olie! aka olie! (or just sam) is a 23.46 year old boy, has been a member since August 12, 2005, has scored 4464 submissions, giving an average score of 2.78.

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Oct 29 '09 by olie!

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Review/define things in 3 sentences.

Originally about vidya games, now about anything.

do it.

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iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 10:49pm

Mario and Luigi: Bowsers Inside Story Mario and Luigi get swallowed by bowser. Now you play as bowser and the mario bros and you flip your shit, hard. Everyone try it now.

nasmo on Oct 29 '09 at 10:52pm

Candy Land

Colorful and imaginative settings initially disguise the fact that this game requires minimal skills to master. Location cards are a fun twist on the standard dice-based-moves system. Watch out for Lord Licorice!

SuperRyan on Oct 29 '09 at 10:55pm

Glover

You are a glove. You do glove things. You're just a glove.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 10:56pm

Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

PuppetMeat on Oct 29 '09 at 10:58pm

Super Mario 3

Mario gets stuck in quicksand a lot. Use the flutes/whistles to play as little as possible. Fly around with the tanuki suit, look cool.

Frogking on Oct 29 '09 at 10:59pm

Counter Strike

Bang! Bang! Zhyooop (

Frogking on Oct 29 '09 at 11:00pm

^that was the sound of the riffle with silencer attached

nasmo on Oct 29 '09 at 11:00pm

Battleship

Pulse-pounding number-guessing fun! Find the opposing fleet quickly...or you're sunk! All those little pegs can be a bitch to clean up, though.

davidfromdallas on Oct 29 '09 at 11:03pm

Risk

Stay up late. Slowly take over the world. Stay up later.

iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:04pm

Boktai: The Sun is in your hands

Boktai! The Sun. is in your hands!

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:05pm

Monopoly

collect fake money. pay people fake money. Win the game and have everybody hate you.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:06pm

you know what, I'm just gonana change this blog to where you review stuff in 3 sentences, like anything you want. Because I want to

PuppetMeat on Oct 29 '09 at 11:07pm

Monopoly

Get Boardwalk. Get free parking. Make your friends feel like degenerates.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:08pm

Oranges

they taste good. But you have to peel them. Dang.

Frogking on Oct 29 '09 at 11:08pm

Finder Love series

Take a picture of some Japanese porn chick. Take even more pictures. No seriously, what's the point of this game, really, and it's made by capcom?!

Johnny Baboon on Oct 29 '09 at 11:09pm

seven minutes in heaven: pull names out of a hat. go into a closet and make up. it's all fun and game until someone turns into a wolf though.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:09pm

Rhinocerouses

They are pretty cool. I think they eat vegetation, or something? I like them.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:11pm

Q*bert

I like this game. It's ridiculously hard. I've only gotten to the 4th level, like, once.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 29 '09 at 11:13pm

reviewing stuff

you view stuff. you review stuff. you rereview stuff

Khol on Oct 29 '09 at 11:14pm

Monopoly

Play game for several hours. Someone gets fed up and flips the board over. Some cries.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:14pm

Puberty

I don't get it man. It's pretty funny to hear pubert kids and their voices crack, though. wtf, man.

PuppetMeat on Oct 29 '09 at 11:16pm

Omair

He seems warm, like he'd keep you alive in a blizzard. His eyes are kind, but dangerous. Whenever I see his face, I think of falafel, which I like.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 29 '09 at 11:16pm

socks

i wish i had some. i see a pair on the other couch. thats too far away though, screw you socks.

iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:16pm

horses.

Big dicks, kind hearts. I love them. Is it gay that i want to be a horse?

outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:18pm

sexytimes.

Ooo. Ahh. Ohh.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 29 '09 at 11:20pm

Threadless

Ooo. Ahh. Ohh.

iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:20pm

Liz.

Lemonjello. Orangejello too!? PAR-T-TIEM!

psherman42 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:21pm

A
First letter of the alphabet. Also a word. Third most common letter in English.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:21pm

Orange juice

like oranges, but in juice form. Refreshing and zesty. My face is melting

outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:23pm

Omar.

Missing an elusive "i'. Possibly dangerous when given a spoon and a wombat. Tough like a bear, but cuddly like a bear.

iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:24pm

mILK

TPop in DVD. WTF!? this has nothing to do with dairy products!

tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:28pm

Liz

Incredible beauty and a wonderful sense of humor make this upstanding young woman shine like a beacon on the cloudiest of days. Her love and compassion for animals is eclipsed only by her entrancing personality. Given the chance, I would spend endless days cuddling with her in an open field.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 29 '09 at 11:28pm

sex

hi. you have nice hair. want to go get some coffee sometime?

psherman42 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:29pm

The Internet
A series of tubes. And porn. So much porn.

iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:29pm

Brian

I looked for a punchline. I read it twice. Oh wait, he's clearly hitting on her.

tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:30pm

clearly

outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:30pm

Brian

Sweet. Tanooki suit. Doesn't need a punchline to impress a girl.

Johnny Baboon on Oct 29 '09 at 11:30pm

liz

hi. im writing this so you write something about me. banana

outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:31pm

Paul

No.

davidfromdallas on Oct 29 '09 at 11:31pm

Threadless

Blog a lot. Sleep less. Get fired from real job.

PuppetMeat on Oct 29 '09 at 11:32pm

This blog

It's taken the natural turn of Threadblogs. Everyone is making suspicious noises, innuendo makes an appearance. Omair wants to be a horse, which comes as no surprise.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:33pm

brian

hey, bro. this guy is the bee's knees. He's also super good at baking stuff and being interested in cool things and has shifty eyes that what when he gives them to you make you gape in wonder and awe

iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:33pm

this blog:

Kind of feels like like we're reviewing things. Now it's more like we're writing definitions. Or wikipedia entries?

iPear on Oct 29 '09 at 11:34pm

horses.

did I mention them in this blog yet? Weird. Imagine if they had eyes on the front of their heads.

outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:34pm

wikepedia.

factual. entertaining. this blog.

psherman42 on Oct 29 '09 at 11:35pm

Poetry
Sometimes a haiku.
Makes you seem deep and artsy.
I prefer they rhyme.

olie! on Oct 29 '09 at 11:35pm

Liz

I don't really know too much about you but you seem pretty awesome. Everybody thinks you're a sexy. I know where your avatar is from, though, it's from Walt Disney's Robin Hood™

tracerbullet on Oct 29 '09 at 11:36pm

sam

men are not made any manlier than this. while he can easily break a dude in half with nary a flinch, he can also lure you in with a hug and make you never want to let go. ever the charitable soldier, he's willing to sleep on a motel room floor so that his roommates can share a bed.

outline on Oct 29 '09 at 11:37pm

olie!

i know everything about you. i like how you insinuated that you don't agree i'm a sexy. now i'm going to go cry in this corner and watch my hours of video feed from your house.

davidfromdallas on Oct 29 '09 at 11:37pm

olie!

Aka olie! (or just sam). He is a 23.39 year old boy and has been a member since August 12, 2005. He has scored 4373 submissions, giving an average score of 2.75.

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