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So, I was supposed to go trick or treating with some of my team mates. They all had excuses as to why they couldn't go trick or treating with me. However, today I got one of the lamest excuses ive ever heard.

I asked one team mate, "P," if she was trick r treating and she said definitely. I asked her if I could go with her and the other team mates who were goin with her and she said sure. We had a long chat discussing how we were gonna meet up. I gave her my cell # and she told me she'd call me with the plans. We were supposed to go at 7; it was 6:30 and I was completely dressed, but she hadn't called. I called her and after one other girl picked up (room phone) and giggled, "p" picked up. I asked her if we were still going at 7. She then replied, "oh, im so SO sorry Lisa! But apparently, we're EXHAUSTED (said in a fake and exaggerated way). we're just toooooooo tired from running today!" Well, today was a very easy run for practice, and p barely ran at all. There was no way they were "EXHAUSTED." She said it in the fakest, most chiding way ever, like I was some gullible moron. #%$##$%. I had to go alone.

So, tell me, what was the lamest excuse someone gave you about not being able to do something...or excuse in general?

ofthecoast
ofthecoast on Oct 31 '06 at 10:19pm
one time I told a boy I couldn't go to a hockey game with him because it would infringe on my brother sister bonding time w/ my brother.



I thought that was pretty lame.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 31 '06 at 10:20pm
i had to shave my bottom
lemonalle
lemonalle on Oct 31 '06 at 10:21pm
that sucks. you should kick her in the loin chops the next time you see her.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Oct 31 '06 at 10:22pm
but on this topic, where did the excuse "I can't because I'm washing my hair" come from? How long did it used to take people to wash their damn hair?
Negala
Negala on Oct 31 '06 at 11:06pm
f that bitch. when she is older and living in the gutter tyring to make a living by holding out a coffee cup and asking people for spare change, you giggle at her as you pass by and tell her "sooorrry! apparently i'm exhausted" then kick that cup out of her hand and laugh at her while she scrambles to pick up the 33 cents in pennies that just went flying into the street.

Negala
Negala on Oct 31 '06 at 11:10pm
and tomorrow, when you go to school, you make up a sweet ass story about what a great time you had hanging out with a bunch of college senior boys that bought you booze so they feel like dumb shits and you look cool as all hell!!!
starr226
   starr226 on Oct 31 '06 at 11:16pm
i don't remember any lame excuses - not that I haven't had any, just as soon as my bullshit meter goes off I call them out. immediately.

it makes life easier if people know they can't lie directly to you.
BrewHaHa
BrewHaHa on Oct 31 '06 at 11:17pm
I think it's awesome you went by yourself after all that...





I don't think I've been given a remarkably lame excuse.
Velvet Jones
Velvet Jones on Oct 31 '06 at 11:23pm
loin chops Haha hahah hah!



That's almost as good as butt sauce!
Velvet Jones
Velvet Jones on Oct 31 '06 at 11:24pm
Lame excuse #1:



"Grow some tits and I reconsider".
Larlar
Larlar on Oct 31 '06 at 11:58pm
"I'm currently giving birth to the demon lord Neqa'el."
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