Oneirism
aka Jeremy B. is a 20.97 year old boy, has been a member since August 11, 2005, has scored 1764 submissions, giving an average score of 1.48.
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I Break Hearts to Make Myself Feel Better
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Homeland Security is the Bomb!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Airport Security is the Bomb
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Saying BOMB on Airplanes Since 2001
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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You want the spoof? You can't handle the spoof!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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You can't HANDLE the spoof!
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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There are no ladies. Only men and man-women.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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Stop - Hammertime!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I follow you.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I'm gonna need a llama, some string cheese, and a German...
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Never try to make an intelligent statement on your tee.
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Warning: Adult content
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Is it cheesy in here or is it just me?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Note to self: Fork + Microwave = BANG!
of 34 votes, 24% like it
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Don't do drugs, kids.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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You're lookin' as good as fried fish on Friday.
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Help wanted. Apply here.
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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What the hell? That's my line. You stole my line!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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My tee > Your tee
of 36 votes, 31% like it
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who wants to be pwned today?
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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My schizo-sense is tingling!
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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I > You
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Okay, I'll need a monkey, some post-its, and a slice of cheese...
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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Flame on, you crazy rainbow.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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Follow me. I know the way to Tempation.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Retro" is retro for a reason...
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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A rose by any other name... WOULD STILL BE A WEED!
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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And for my next trick, I'm going to pull a 20 from your wallet!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Come with me, child. I've got Jesus juice.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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control, alter, delete, and repeat as necessary.
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Halt! Step away from my iPod!
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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How would you like a warm glass of SHUT THE HELL UP?
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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I'm an amateur pornog.... uhh, photographer.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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I'm retrosexual.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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i'm the guy who watches your webcam
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Individuality is so passé
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Kiss me, I'm stupid
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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la-mow. el oh el. dubble-yu tee eff?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Lvl 99 h4xx0r
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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No, I invented the Interweb!
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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Self-control? Pft. It's all about elf-control.
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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Way to sleaze the place up.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Weren't you that girl in that video?
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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What ar ya lookin' at, landlubber?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Would you like to meet Jim? He lives in my ear canal.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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You should be like fish on Friday - Mandated by the church.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/162645/Oneirism
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I'm just a guy. That's about it.
I finally bought some shirts from Threadless. Feels so good.
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