POE-try:
poems that make the reader think you need therapy
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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genocide. Imagine a world without it, and make that world real.
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Who needs sleep when you have sugar???
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I'm suffering Caffeine withdrawal. You can help for 75 cents
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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No, I'm perfectly sane, the real question is, are YOU?
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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If you keep reading this you will find
that I have stolen time.
of 55 votes, 20% like it
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Merry Fishmas! :D
of 58 votes, 10% like it
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I can't get you a gift!! If I do, a unicorn will eat my soul.
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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Ahh the holidays, a time for.. is that cat eating our dinner!?
of 74 votes, 8% like it
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Yeah, good luck trying to find your way out of that one, dummy.
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not Irish, but I wouldn't mind if you kissed me. ;)
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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That's what I thought.
of 46 votes, 20% like it
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Yes, I'm short, but I'm more than that, if you'd bother to look.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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It's a cupcake, not a gallon of lard, eat it already!
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I came, I saw, I walked away.
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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this sh*t is as real as the stuff in the garbage cans in the park
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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I'll never change for you, because someone else loves me for me
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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you need a "missing materials" stamp.... on your head.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Miss-understood
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I <3 it when they realize how many talents I actually have.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Buy a truck, buy a mower, you wage war against all broke kids
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Dear teacher,
No one in this room gives a care.
sincerely, me
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I need funds for my evil plans. Donations welcome.
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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I'm my best friend's therapist.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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He likes Pepsi, she likes coke. I like both, so shut the F*CK up
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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My rats are my kids.
Insult my kids I break your face.
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Make me "perfect", I'll make you regret it.
of 53 votes, 8% like it
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Don't pick a fight with a kid. they can buy big brothers now.
of 62 votes, 6% like it
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Warning: the wearer f this shirt got no sleep last night.
of 79 votes, 15% like it
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