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fatboyradio
fatboyradio aka pat is a 24.92 year old boy, has been a member since August 10, 2005, has scored 1,792 submissions, giving an average score of 2.33, helping 33 designs get printed.
... something funny. i'm very very bored.

trindli
trindli on Sep 05 '07 at 9:19am
only two more days (and some hours) of work and then its weekend..
fatboyradio
fatboyradio on Sep 05 '07 at 9:20am
3 days surely?



fatboyradio
fatboyradio on Sep 05 '07 at 9:20am
oh my, i actually thought it was tuesday. that's how boring this job is.
trindli
trindli on Sep 05 '07 at 9:22am
i thought it was friday, in the cafeteria i thought it was pretty strange that there is no fish (there is always always always fish on friday) so i remembered that its wednesday and was sad for the rest of my lunchtime
rhyme-nocerous
rhyme-nocerous on Sep 05 '07 at 9:24am
Watch Pootie Tang. That movie always makes me giggle.



Sepatow!

deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 05 '07 at 9:24am
I met my friend, who has one arm, and asked him where he was off to. he said "I'm going to my mum's, she need me to change a lightbulb for her" I asked "How can a one armed man change a lightbulb?!" He said "I've got the receipt!".



I thank you.
fatboyradio
fatboyradio on Sep 05 '07 at 9:26am
^wayhay.
fatboyradio
fatboyradio on Sep 05 '07 at 9:26am
For any UK people..



What do you call Postman Pat on the doll?









Pat.



deboraborialis
deboraborialis on Sep 05 '07 at 10:11am
What's black and white and eats like a horse?



A Zebra.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Sep 05 '07 at 10:15am
A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think it's about time we start cussing." The 4-year-old nods his head in approval. The 6-year-old continues. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to say hell and you say ass."



"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.



Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he wants for breakfast. "Aw hell, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."



WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step. The mom locks him in his room and shouts "You can just stay there till I let you out!"



She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?



"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your ass it won't be Cheerios!"



Hey-o!
trindli
trindli on Sep 05 '07 at 10:15am
whats green and red if you push the button?



a frog in the mixer
trindli
trindli on Sep 05 '07 at 10:17am
why can't a elephant ride a bike?



he has no thumb for the bell
squintygirl
squintygirl on Sep 05 '07 at 10:22am
A man walks into a bar shaking his finger and says: "I got the beat from the man on the radio"



A second man walks into that bar shaking his finger and says: "I got the beat from the man on the radio"



A third man walks into that bar shaking his finger and the bartende says, "Let me guess, you got the beat from the man on the radio."



The man says: "No, I got a booger on my finger and it won't let go!"



Hey-o!
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