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pinkelephants
pinkelephants aka Lindsey (hasn't been jailbait for awhile) is a 21.03 year old girl, has been a member since August 8, 2005, has scored 1020 submissions, giving an average score of 2.37.
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  Jan 27 '09 by pinkelephants        70 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
you know you love me
Hey babies.

I come here to avoid the dreaded accounting textbook.

It's like Cheers. Sometimes you gotta go where everybody knows your name.

I miss my fake boyfriends. My most recent one bit the dust, and I'm ronrey.


Show me lovin?
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Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:04pm
*does it*
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:04pm
lolz @ my post it still survives.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jan 27 '09 at 11:05pm
oh hai
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:05pm
I didn't get the column though! :(
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:05pm
Why should that stop you from writing it though?
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:06pm
Brian!!!!!!!!!!!!
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:06pm
girl, I'm gonna push a broom so far up my anus.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:08pm
Mike, you're right, that shouldn't keep me from writing a sex column.
Would you all read it?
I'd write about all of my crazy college girl antics.


Pear, I'm gonna lick your face until you're shiny.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:08pm
Of course everyone would read it.
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:09pm
Girl, I'm gonna poop on you at Mach 3 speed.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 27 '09 at 11:09pm
Girl, I'm going to play Donkey Kong all night, and, believe me, I'm going to collect all the bananas.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:09pm
girl, I'm gonna smell your toes after a long jog.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:11pm
Boys, I'm gonna tussle your hair and pinch your cheeks like a crazy aunt, and then force feed you cookies.
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:11pm
girl, I've never made love to a bear until yesterday morning when I made love to that bear.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:12pm
Is it only my blogs that you turn into this?
Or do you do this with all of your slutty female companions?
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:13pm
Girl, if you had back hair, I'd love it even more.
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:13pm
Lindsey is my special place.
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:14pm
Girl, tostitos in my anus.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:14pm
Boy, you make me wanna take my hamster and put it up your bunghole.
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Jan 27 '09 at 11:15pm
lindsey!!!!!
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:15pm
Girl, wat!? I have a bunghole?! I ain't a girl!
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:16pm
Girl, will you be my private dancer? And by that I mean, can I put it in your butt?
marblecargirl
marblecargirl on Jan 27 '09 at 11:16pm
Lindsey!
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:17pm
Oops, too far.



Hey, remember that time when I had a comic book character? That was cool.


I've recently fallen in love with a blog called Dear Old Love. It's anonymous short little clips about past relationships.... and it's honestly beautiful to me. Check it out, for real.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:17pm
Boy, hold me close cause I'm your tiny dancer.
No anal though. Homie don't play those games.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 27 '09 at 11:18pm
Girl, I would sing you a lullaby entitled "Would You Be My Teddy Bear Tonight". The last line is "Cotton candy is sweet on my lips, but not as much as you".
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:18pm
Girl, I'm gonna fight this dragon. I don't know if I'll sruvive, being as though I'm a level 11. I'm still living with my parents, and I've been wearing the same mustard stained speed racer shirt, do you still respect me?
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:19pm
Girl, if I was two guys, I'd DP you just the way you like it.
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:20pm
Girl, if I was two guys, we would jerk each other off, probably.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:20pm
Boy, I would still respect you if you didn't shower for two weeks... because boy, sometimes I don't shower for that long either.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 27 '09 at 11:22pm
Girl,
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:23pm
Girl, I'm sportin' a three dasher

8---D
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:24pm
Boy, if it's that skinny I don't want no part.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:26pm
PS- I love love love that song.
Thank you for writing it for me. :)
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:27pm
Girl, that's 1:25 scale.
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:31pm
Girl, my dick is broken.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:32pm
Girl, he wants your vag to be his dick cast
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:33pm
Girl,I have rock salt in my scrotums.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 27 '09 at 11:33pm
Girl, you better set his broken dick.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:36pm
Girl, your new name is Dick Splint
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 27 '09 at 11:37pm
Girl, I'd break my dick all the time if it being with you.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 27 '09 at 11:38pm
*if it meant
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:38pm
Oh my.
Boy, last week's episode of Grey's Anatomy had Slone breaking his dick. I think you need to seek medical professionals.
And if McDreamy is there send him my way.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 27 '09 at 11:38pm
Girl, asterisks make everything better.
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:39pm
Girl, fudge.
mooseinmyshoe
mooseinmyshoe on Jan 27 '09 at 11:40pm
Girl-


It's what's in my trunk.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Jan 27 '09 at 11:42pm
Boy,
my ass is sore from pilates and I need you here to massage it.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Jan 27 '09 at 11:43pm
Girl, I'd rub my hot man oils all over dat ass
iPear
iPear on Jan 27 '09 at 11:44pm
girl, my ass is sore from getting punched in it by you. But i'm okay, please continue.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Jan 27 '09 at 11:45pm
Girl,

Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are.
Here with you, spending nights
Take my hand, I'll make things right.

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