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pinkelephants aka Lindsey (hasn't been jailbait for awhile) is a 21.06 year old girl, has been a member since August 8, 2005, has scored 1020 submissions, giving an average score of 2.37.
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  Oct 17 '08 by pinkelephants        82 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Sex (from me. Again)
Hey threadless community, I need help!!

My college "magazine" type paper has an opening for a new sex columnist, and I REALLY want to get it. One of the questions that they're asking on the application is "If you had a column, what would you name it?"

Help me come up with a cute/fun/sexy name that I could use.
I was thinking something like "I Wanna Sex You Up" or "MOVE into Sexy Time" or something... I don't really know. (the magazine is called MOVE, but I really don't think it's necessary to include it in the title. That was just an example.)

You're all creative types. What can you come up with?
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Perudoesitbetterthanu
   Perudoesitbetterthanu on Oct 17 '08 at 9:02pm
I'm On top of things!
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:02pm
O Face, Where Art Thou?
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:03pm
(Also, yes, please.)
twoonebee
twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:05pm
"Sex, Why?, ZZZ"
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:07pm
Wait.

Sex with or from you?


Depending on the preposition, I may want no part of this.
d3d
   d3d on Oct 17 '08 at 9:08pm
Cunning Linguists
Afterglow
Kama Suture
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Oct 17 '08 at 9:09pm
Errrm... from? Like another sex topic from me?


Jack, yours took me awhile to get, but then I laughed a lot.
twoonebee
twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:10pm
Is it a column or a QandA sort of thing,
if it's the latter: "POST Coitus"
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:11pm
Yeah.

I'm proud of it.

You might need to hyphenate it so it's easier to get:

O-Face, Where Art Thou?
twoonebee
twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:13pm
yeah that's awesome.
I didn't get it till the second pass either, but that's brilliance.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Oct 17 '08 at 9:14pm
Read Between the Legs
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 17 '08 at 9:15pm
"The Thing on Everyones Mind"
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Oct 17 '08 at 9:15pm
Wait! Read Between the Loins
lovetees
lovetees on Oct 17 '08 at 9:15pm
A few off the hip:

Slice is Nice
The Sex Lady
The Juice
Love Talk
XES
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:16pm
Sextra, Sextra!
Maltzmania
Maltzmania on Oct 17 '08 at 9:16pm
The Climax
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:18pm
Sexegesis.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Oct 17 '08 at 9:20pm
Breeder's Digest
twoonebee
twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:20pm
"Read Between the Loins"
and
"O-Face, Where art thou"
are both genius.
They've made me want to be a sex columnist just so I can use one of those titles.
d3d
   d3d on Oct 17 '08 at 9:22pm
breeders digest is excellent
KBShakedown
KBShakedown on Oct 17 '08 at 9:22pm
'Talk Sex with Sue Johansen'
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:22pm
The New Porker.


(Ugh, that's terrible.)


Last Horizontle Tango in Paris.


Dear Horny Abby.
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:24pm
Are You Being Serviced?


Her Pit and His Pendulum.


The Golden Hole.
d3d
   d3d on Oct 17 '08 at 9:25pm
MOVE Dammit!
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:27pm
This reminded me of how, if I was ever a jazz musician--like a saxophoniest--I'd record an album called Sax Education.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Oct 17 '08 at 9:27pm
God, these are soooo great!!!
twoonebee
twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:28pm
Bleeding gums murhpy's album was called Sax on the Beach.
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 17 '08 at 9:30pm
20,000 Leagues Beneath the Sheets.

The Divine Cummedy.

The Merchant of Penis.
twoonebee
twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:32pm
these are all real porn films aren't they haha?

I love the way you're making shakespeare dirty by the way.
onaricegurl
onaricegurl on Oct 17 '08 at 9:48pm
PORNsitions
C Kid
C Kid on Oct 17 '08 at 10:07pm
Jump in with Dr. Love
Genitalk
WarDrobeInSpareOom
WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 17 '08 at 10:10pm
Vagina, vagina, vagina! The exclamation point will be pivotal.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Oct 17 '08 at 10:11pm
God, these are so funny.

I really really hope I get this column
Todow
Todow on Oct 17 '08 at 10:26pm
Pillow talk.

Or more seriously, 3 People and a Pony.
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 18 '08 at 12:47am
Oh, I can make more Shakespeare dirty:


Titties Andronicus
A Midsummer Night's Cream
In-the-sack Beth
Cymbeloin
The Moan of Athens
Romeo Makes Julie Wet
juliejeremiah
juliejeremiah on Oct 18 '08 at 12:50am
It could be something simple like "Sex in the ____ city"

....if your city has a nickname that will fit.
iPear
iPear on Oct 18 '08 at 1:03am
can I be an anonymous submitterator?
ivejustquitsmoking
   ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 18 '08 at 1:05am
Xes Moi
Wordgasm
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 18 '08 at 1:09am
Julius Eats'er.
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 18 '08 at 2:01am
OthellOHMYGODYES!!
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Oct 18 '08 at 2:07am
Read This And I'll Do You
Bio-bot 9000
Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 18 '08 at 2:17am
Casually Sexy

The Weekly Bootknocker (or daily, or quarterly, or however frequent your rag is)

Frank Discussions on the Emotional, Physical, and Social Ramifications of Engaging in Coital Relations.
kevinwells
kevinwells on Oct 18 '08 at 2:27am
Hairy Porker and the Sorcerer's Bone
Hairy Porker and the Chamber of Secretions
Hairy Porker and the Prisoner of Ass-Ka-Bang
Hairy Porker and the Gobble of the Fire Crotches
Hairy Porker and the Order of the Penis
Hairy Porker and the Ass-Plug Princess
Hairy Porker and the Deepthroat Swallows
kevinwells
kevinwells on Oct 18 '08 at 2:28am
wait.... *is doing it wrong!*
Jackanapes mk.II
Jackanapes mk.II on Oct 18 '08 at 2:29am
lol @ Gobble of Fire Crotches.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Oct 18 '08 at 2:34am
Did I win yet?
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Oct 18 '08 at 6:25am
lol @ all these virgins in here!
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Oct 18 '08 at 6:25am
lol @ i just made fun of myself
twoonebee
twoonebee on Oct 18 '08 at 8:16am
Romeo makes Julie-Wet

I'm actually going to write a treatment for that hahahahahaha.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Oct 18 '08 at 1:09pm
God, those were all so great. So far I'm leaning more towards "Read Between the Loins," "O-Face, Where Art Thou?" "XES" and "Frank Discussions on the Emotional, Physical, and Social Ramifications of Engaging in Coital Relations."


This is tough. But I think I'll just submit a few of the ideas and they can choose...?

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