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Oct 17 '08 by pinkelephants
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Sex (from me. Again)

Hey threadless community, I need help!!

My college "magazine" type paper has an opening for a new sex columnist, and I REALLY want to get it. One of the questions that they're asking on the application is "If you had a column, what would you name it?"

Help me come up with a cute/fun/sexy name that I could use.
I was thinking something like "I Wanna Sex You Up" or "MOVE into Sexy Time" or something... I don't really know. (the magazine is called MOVE, but I really don't think it's necessary to include it in the title. That was just an example.)

You're all creative types. What can you come up with?

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Perudoesitbetterthanu on Oct 17 '08 at 9:02pm

I'm On top of things!

twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:05pm

"Sex, Why?, ZZZ"

d3d on Oct 17 '08 at 9:08pm

Cunning Linguists

Afterglow

Kama Suture

pinkelephants on Oct 17 '08 at 9:09pm

Errrm... from? Like another sex topic from me?

Jack, yours took me awhile to get, but then I laughed a lot.

twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:10pm

Is it a column or a QandA sort of thing,

if it's the latter: "POST Coitus"

twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:13pm

yeah that's awesome.

I didn't get it till the second pass either, but that's brilliance.

Mike4507 on Oct 17 '08 at 9:14pm

Read Between the Legs

Maltzmania on Oct 17 '08 at 9:15pm

"The Thing on Everyones Mind"

Mike4507 on Oct 17 '08 at 9:15pm

Wait! Read Between the Loins

lovetees on Oct 17 '08 at 9:15pm

A few off the hip:

Slice is Nice

The Sex Lady

The Juice

Love Talk

XES

Maltzmania on Oct 17 '08 at 9:16pm

The Climax

Mike4507 on Oct 17 '08 at 9:20pm

Breeder's Digest

twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:20pm

"Read Between the Loins"

and

"O-Face, Where art thou"

are both genius.

They've made me want to be a sex columnist just so I can use one of those titles.

d3d on Oct 17 '08 at 9:22pm

breeders digest is excellent

d3d on Oct 17 '08 at 9:25pm

MOVE Dammit!

pinkelephants on Oct 17 '08 at 9:27pm

God, these are soooo great!!!

twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:28pm

Bleeding gums murhpy's album was called Sax on the Beach.

twoonebee on Oct 17 '08 at 9:32pm

these are all real porn films aren't they haha?

I love the way you're making shakespeare dirty by the way.

onaricegurl on Oct 17 '08 at 9:48pm

PORNsitions

C Kid on Oct 17 '08 at 10:07pm

Jump in with Dr. Love

Genitalk

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Oct 17 '08 at 10:10pm

Vagina, vagina, vagina! The exclamation point will be pivotal.

pinkelephants on Oct 17 '08 at 10:11pm

God, these are so funny.

I really really hope I get this column

Todow on Oct 17 '08 at 10:26pm

Pillow talk.

Or more seriously, 3 People and a Pony.

juliejeremiah on Oct 18 '08 at 12:50am

It could be something simple like "Sex in the ____ city"

....if your city has a nickname that will fit.

iPear on Oct 18 '08 at 1:03am

can I be an anonymous submitterator?

ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 18 '08 at 1:05am

Xes Moi

Wordgasm

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 18 '08 at 2:01am

OthellOHMYGODYES!!

tracerbullet on Oct 18 '08 at 2:07am

Read This And I'll Do You

Bio-bot 9000 on Oct 18 '08 at 2:17am

Casually Sexy

The Weekly Bootknocker (or daily, or quarterly, or however frequent your rag is)

Frank Discussions on the Emotional, Physical, and Social Ramifications of Engaging in Coital Relations.

kevinwells on Oct 18 '08 at 2:27am

Hairy Porker and the Sorcerer's Bone

Hairy Porker and the Chamber of Secretions

Hairy Porker and the Prisoner of Ass-Ka-Bang

Hairy Porker and the Gobble of the Fire Crotches

Hairy Porker and the Order of the Penis

Hairy Porker and the Ass-Plug Princess

Hairy Porker and the Deepthroat Swallows

kevinwells on Oct 18 '08 at 2:28am

wait.... *is doing it wrong!*

Mike4507 on Oct 18 '08 at 2:34am

Did I win yet?

realslimnatey on Oct 18 '08 at 6:25am

lol @ all these virgins in here!

realslimnatey on Oct 18 '08 at 6:25am

lol @ i just made fun of myself

twoonebee on Oct 18 '08 at 8:16am

Romeo makes Julie-Wet

I'm actually going to write a treatment for that hahahahahaha.

pinkelephants on Oct 18 '08 at 1:09pm

God, those were all so great. So far I'm leaning more towards "Read Between the Loins," "O-Face, Where Art Thou?" "XES" and "Frank Discussions on the Emotional, Physical, and Social Ramifications of Engaging in Coital Relations."

This is tough. But I think I'll just submit a few of the ideas and they can choose...?

producer on Oct 18 '08 at 1:14pm

d3d on Oct 17 '08 at 9:08pm Cunning Linguists

Afterglow

Kama Suture

i think leon's are the best

ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 18 '08 at 1:16pm

sex through the eyes of a virgin writer

ehehe

that school organ column

staffell on Oct 18 '08 at 1:16pm

*title of the song*

ivejustquitsmoking on Oct 18 '08 at 1:16pm

i think so too eric

i give 5$ to cunning linguist

pinkelephants on Oct 18 '08 at 1:17pm

I laughed so hard at Cunning Linguists, I'd agree.

pinkelephants on Oct 18 '08 at 1:18pm

I would just have it "Let's Talk About Sex" but the girl that wrote the column last year had that as her column title.

tracerbullet on Oct 18 '08 at 1:19pm

why don't you just sleep with the editors and maybe you'll have an epiphany?

staffell on Oct 18 '08 at 1:19pm

cunning linguists is really the best of the bunch. I wouldn't be surprised if it's been used a thousand times before though

martiandrivein on Oct 18 '08 at 1:20pm

How about sleep talking?

producer on Oct 18 '08 at 1:20pm

Talk Sex with Sue Johanson

pinkelephants on Oct 18 '08 at 1:23pm

She's the level of fame I hope to achieve from this.

I've also gotta have to sample columns. For topics I was thinking "Making Love vs Sex" and "The Art of Hooking Up" or "The Best Damn BJ Ever"

tracerbullet on Oct 18 '08 at 1:30pm

"One in the Pink, One in the Stink: The Art of Double Penetration"

Mike4507 on Oct 18 '08 at 1:36pm

Hopefully Sue is not going to jam whatever that is in her hand, into her vagina.

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