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pinkelephants aka Lindsey (hasn't been jailbait for awhile) is a 23.5 year old girl, has been a member since August 8, 2005, has scored 1,020 submissions, giving an average score of 2.37, helping 31 designs get printed.
I'm making a CD filled with songs that you wanna get it on to.
It's fun. But now I'm feeling totally ready to rock, and there is no one to rock with.
And I should be packing because I move in a day and a half back to school.


It's a Friday night! How is everyone???
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iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 12:56am
I was just thinking, how come people don't smile when they're having sex...
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 12:57am
Because you're supposed to be making the O face.



Oh! Oh! Oh!
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 12:58am
if people smiled more during sex, I wouldn't be so scared of penises and vaginas.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 16 '08 at 1:00am
aw, I'll smile at you when we have sex, Omair.



I mean...











....







when we go to the driving range! because that's what people do. they play golf and go to the driving range. that's not creepy at all...
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Aug 16 '08 at 1:02am
Good job on saying penis and vagina, Omair.



I usually say tube steak and meat cave.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:02am
I'd smile if I actually got to use this playlist when I'm doin it.



I need me a nice little alt-hipster boy so he can appreciate it too, however. If I would have tried this with my ex I think he would have gotten the opposite of ready to rock.
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:03am
I was just going to say Penis at first.



...



but that's gay.



and I'm not really that gay.



only in my dreams when I'm kissing people on the dicks.
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 16 '08 at 1:03am
what are ze songs?
whisper in water
whisper in water on Aug 16 '08 at 1:03am
Mike4507 on Aug 16 '08 at 1:02am

Good job on saying penis and vagina, Omair.



I usually say tube steak and meat cave.




AHAHAHAH OMFG TUBE STEAK AND MEAT CAVE!!!
Pizazz
Pizazz on Aug 16 '08 at 1:04am
yes, I would like to see this playlist for... *ahem*... observational reasons.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Aug 16 '08 at 1:04am
Omair you make me laugh.





in the pants.
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:06am
Mike, you make me shoot semen.





from my mouth.





it's not really semen, either, it's just drool.



I was trying to parody you.



...



this is weird.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:09am
It's, like, 40 songs, which will never, ever happen all the way through.

But it starts out with slow jams and then picks up. So if you want slow, you start from the beginning, or you can go straight to the middle and rock it.



It features hits such as:

Gravity- John Mayer (but anything off of Continuum will work, it's so sexy bluesy)

Last Request and Lovin' You- Paolo Nutini (also any song off this CD will work, as he is a sexy man)

My Wicked Way- Ben Taylor

We Looked Like Giants- Death Cab

Lay Lady Lay- Bob Dylan



and then to sample the faster, funner stuff

Bump N Grind- R Kelly

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off- Panic! At The Disco

Clothes off- Gym Class Heros

Crazy Bitch- Buckcherry

Bedroom Talk- The Starting Line

Bad Touch- Bloodhound Gang
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:10am
man, that bob dylan, he just makes me want to have sex.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:11am
Lay Lady Lay is a sexy song!



You just blew your chances at getting laid tonight Pearbear.
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:12am
I already got laied like 12 times, with sailor moon. Thank the Jesus for Google Image search!
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:13am
oooh, good idea.

Only I prefer Ash Ketchum
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:13am
ew, he's like 10. WTF?
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:14am
Don't let the Feds know.

I don't want to get arrested for child porn.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Aug 16 '08 at 1:14am
She listens to R Kelly while doing 10 year olds!
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 16 '08 at 1:15am
I love Lay Lady Lay, it's a great Dylan song, but he doesn't actually sound much like himself on it. it's weird.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:16am
It's because he stopped all of the druuuuugs for a bit. Made his voice sound nicer and stuff.
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:17am
Would you like to sample my pastry?







OH man, I'm saying something that sounds dirty, while showing you pictures of my 9 month old niece. How to react! HOW TO REACT!? SENSORY OVERLOAD! SENSORY OVERLOAD!

Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 16 '08 at 1:18am
eff this ess in the aye
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 16 '08 at 1:19am
haha but it's just that one song!
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:19am
Oh my god, she's so cute.



Except I don't mean that in the pedophile way, like I'm going to want to have sex with her. I just mean she is a cute small child.



People are going to think I'm a pedophile from now on. I was totally joking about the Ash Ketchum thing though.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 16 '08 at 1:20am
but srsly...it's a good thing a look like i'm 15







WINK WINK
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 16 '08 at 1:21am
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:19am

Oh my god, she's so cute.



Except I mean that in the pedophile way, like I want to have sex with her. I just mean she is a cute small child that I want to have sex with.




ahhhh!

pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:23am
THAT'S NOT WHAT I SAID!!!



That's libel. I can sue you.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:23am
STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVEE!!!!

Ohemgee!
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 16 '08 at 1:26am
'sup, baby?
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:27am
Nothing sugah!



Where are you going to be going to school this semester? lol
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 16 '08 at 1:28am
murrlynd institute
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 16 '08 at 1:28am
it's art school
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:28am
:O
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:29am
Sweet!





Pearbear, why are you doing the blowjob face?
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 16 '08 at 1:30am
he's too a'scared to smile?
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 16 '08 at 1:30am
because he is receiving a blow job
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Aug 16 '08 at 1:30am
:O ~~~ C====3
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 16 '08 at 1:31am
or is he giving a blow job?
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Aug 16 '08 at 1:31am
I lose track of omair's sexual escapades
shakethesheets
shakethesheets on Aug 16 '08 at 1:32am
is that semen coming out of omair's mouth onto mike's peen?
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:33am
(not pictured) Sangwich.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:33am
That's so disturbing. What happened to the good ole days when :) was a proper emoticon?
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Aug 16 '08 at 1:35am
8=====D ~~~ :)
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:38am
Who is Big Black?

And why is he moving in on my turf? I'm supposed to be bringing sexy back!
iPear
iPear on Aug 16 '08 at 1:39am
Rob and Big.
Mike4507
Mike4507 on Aug 16 '08 at 1:39am
Who is Big Black?



I will now not have the sex with you.
pinkelephants
pinkelephants on Aug 16 '08 at 1:40am
Sorry, I just watched a hell of a lot of Tila Tequila and ANTM this year. I don't think I've ever caught an episode of that.
celery
celery on Aug 16 '08 at 1:42am
i totally agree with the death cab

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