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impossiblejosh
impossiblejosh aka Shit matters. Even if we can't figure it out. Even is a 24.44 year old boy, has been a member since August 8, 2005, has scored 3101 submissions, giving an average score of 1.10.
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  Oct 13 '07 by impossiblejosh        48 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
i have an embarrasing secret between me and jeff daniles over there.
better watch your ass.

you sucked in the squid in the wale!

torra torra kamakazi attack






I've got a crush and it's crushing me to death,
smashing my mind and stealing my breath,
switching up the music it's getting pretty loud,
like a five foot six gorilla jumping from the crowd.

Impossible's wuss-corp,
pick it up! take position!
we're coming in low on a top-secret mission!

Bombadeer,
direct hit!
Kamikaze screaming fit,
my girl's taking over the pit!
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!

(x4)

Getting in the ring she's a real prize fighter,
rosy red cheeks, pull your teeth out with pliers.
Load her up, cock her back, take aim and shoot her,
just like kung-fu she's a bad motor scooter!

Impossible's wuss-corp,
pick it up! take position!
we're coming in low on a top-secret mission!

Bombadeer,
direct hit!
Kamikaze screaming fit,
my girl's taking over the pit!
Kamikaze! Kamikaze!

Monkey III
   Monkey III on Oct 13 '07 at 6:41am
That kamikaze pilot looks awesome!
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 9:00am
bump for morning time sexies!
Edword
   Edword on Oct 13 '07 at 9:20am
super cool!
stevetrpi
stevetrpi on Oct 13 '07 at 9:39am
So far all of your October subs are amazing man. Threadless needs more stuff like this.
abeadle
   abeadle on Oct 13 '07 at 10:09am
I like the little faces in the mountainside and omg @ the videro.
staffell
staffell on Oct 13 '07 at 10:13am
this is great. is it another ladrones speciale?
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 10:14am
thats sweetybaby
littlem
littlem on Oct 13 '07 at 10:31am
i'm loving this style!
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 10:37am
hell yeah ladrones in the month of october- and forever-
im never gonna post something here im not extremly proud of, so time to dump this account except for bloging and gay stuff
chelly
chelly on Oct 13 '07 at 11:38am
haha i came in here to tell you tora is not around this weekend, but now i see this isn't reaaaaaally about him. i love the dripping sludge of this.
ladykat
ladykat on Oct 13 '07 at 12:43pm
That's awesome. It's funny, because in the Smithsonian magazine there was this whole article about the "Swamp Ghost" - a plane that crashed in a swamp in Papua New Guinea during WWII. Reminds me of that article.
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Oct 13 '07 at 12:52pm
this is really cool - love the linework -
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 1:10pm
my power plug just caught fire im on a wii, i guess im out of comission 4 a while this sux i had soo much work to do :/ fffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccckkkkkk typing on a wiiii eremote is so effing gay ffffuuuucccckkkk
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Oct 13 '07 at 1:36pm
holy shit this is awesome.
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on Oct 13 '07 at 1:47pm
your profile pic looks like an ultra gay version of freddy prince jr.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Oct 13 '07 at 1:59pm
You're on a wii so you can go on the internet to read Threadless blogs? You are both an addict and technologically advanced.

Also, I really like this design!
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 2:32pm
im at a friends house now, i dont know where there is an apple reseller in town, im fukcing pissed off.

i cant even work tomorrow, wiht out my power chord becaue i do my wokr off of my laptop.

it sucks because i did my tiny meat wallet collab and this design adn stayed up all night, and i havea few more things to do.

i have hte whole fucking weekend off and now my laptop does not have a power chord! damn damn damn it!

this is sooo gay!

but im happy you guys like this stuff

here's the me + nick gazin wallet. im very proud



wallet not done yet
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Oct 13 '07 at 2:34pm
Wow, I love the wallet!!! I would buy one.

Also, do you have any friends who have a power cord that you could borrow? I'd let you borrow mine but we're kind of far away.
realslimnatey
realslimnatey on Oct 13 '07 at 2:37pm
brb, i have a wallet to order
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 2:39pm
no friend of mine has the OLD one thats not a magnet!
its fucking terrible and i cant reach my coworkers!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 13 '07 at 2:44pm
josh both of these turned out at least 10 times more awesome than I could have ever imagined. I swear, I am wowed to such an extreme that I now I want to make sweet gentle manlove to you.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 13 '07 at 2:44pm
I WILL COMMENT GOOD ON SUB
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 13 '07 at 2:44pm
yes
funkie fresh
   funkie fresh on Oct 13 '07 at 2:45pm
i want that wallet.
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 2:48pm
YES
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 2:51pm
me too!
chelly
chelly on Oct 13 '07 at 3:00pm
can you use the wii internet to find an apple store location nearby? usually the web sites have stuff like that.
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 13 '07 at 3:03pm
HELP : can anbody tell me a good online apple re-seller.

we dont have a mac store here chelly(rachel)-i got the mike laught stuff. tahnk you soo much.

do you or does anybody know a apple reseller that ships fast?

!
danrule
   danrule on Oct 13 '07 at 3:30pm
Damn!, nice work yous two
chelly
chelly on Oct 13 '07 at 3:45pm
you did? yay!

i know it is kinda silly, but maybe scope craigslist and see if anyone is selling computer parts?
littlem
littlem on Oct 13 '07 at 4:23pm
excuse me! that wallet is hot, but does it have any room for condoms?


*snortle
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Oct 13 '07 at 4:26pm
Maybe try ebay?
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on Oct 14 '07 at 2:49am
no help on the apple reseller
but that wallet is dandy... i wanna see that thing in vinyl, those textures are too good to go unused
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 14 '07 at 2:59am
I think your first mistake was owning a mac, fruitstand.
valorandvellum
   valorandvellum on Oct 14 '07 at 3:50am
I think your first mistake ended up in a baby, spacesick.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 14 '07 at 3:52am
wow. real classy, priscilla. if my son's congenital heart defects are so funny to you, maybe you should make a sub about it.
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Oct 14 '07 at 3:53am
jk! my wife can't conceive. restless leg syndrome.
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 15 '07 at 12:29pm
hey hey hey
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 15 '07 at 12:33pm
RESTLESS LEG SYNDROME! KILLED MY FATHER!
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 15 '07 at 12:35pm
oh man

*swoons*

best blog ever
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 15 '07 at 12:37pm
our secret love connection is the best
phones
phones on Oct 15 '07 at 12:43pm
ace
ISABOA
   ISABOA on Oct 15 '07 at 12:44pm
that wallet is really sweet
impossiblejosh
   impossiblejosh on Oct 15 '07 at 12:46pm
thanks my little sexies. and thank YOU impossibles lover

8=======D - - - - - (:
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Oct 15 '07 at 12:49pm
right back at ya
:) - - - - - - C========8
MrDomino
   MrDomino on Oct 15 '07 at 12:55pm
I saw that wallet on your flickr and I loved it right away. It's amazing.
SoldierofGondor
SoldierofGondor on Oct 15 '07 at 7:00pm
Thats so sweet.

Nice job.
Edword
   Edword on Oct 15 '07 at 7:46pm
the wallet is awesome man!
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