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threadlessjeff aka Dr. AgoniZe is a 33.77 year old boy, has been a member since August 4, 2005, has scored 17406 submissions, giving an average score of 0.78.
i only cry at onion weddings
of 19 votes, 11% like it
Knowledge is Work/time
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Big fan of air circulation
of 14 votes, 29% like it
Vegemeatatarian.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
If life is a game I am an NPC
of 55 votes, 11% like it
Are those new?
of 77 votes, 17% like it
Germany or Florida?
of 116 votes, 17% like it
Your logic is flawed.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
where is the pants party?
of 63 votes, 27% like it
Ask me about Vikings
of 39 votes, 28% like it
I'm here to wash your vagina.
of 89 votes, 16% like it
godmode.
of 70 votes, 21% like it
It's platypuses.
of 76 votes, 14% like it
Brown Eyed Girl
of 115 votes, 17% like it
Keep abortion sexy!
of 113 votes, 22% like it
A moon fell on my Wookie.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
In my country, t-shirt wears YOU!
of 164 votes, 18% like it
Robot Fight!!!
of 65 votes, 22% like it
non-playable character
of 69 votes, 29% like it
Non-Player Character
of 91 votes, 35% like it
I ate food. Ask me how!
of 80 votes, 18% like it
I'm wearing a shirt. Ask me how!
of 73 votes, 26% like it
still in beta
of 73 votes, 18% like it
<tshirt>torso</tshirt>
of 88 votes, 31% like it
I'm a superhero's alter-ego
of 79 votes, 29% like it
I've gone commando
of 93 votes, 24% like it
because 7 8 9!
of 95 votes, 23% like it
why is 6 afraid of 7?
of 106 votes, 25% like it
Don't ask me about Jesus
of 91 votes, 20% like it
S.T.F.U.
of 69 votes, 23% like it
I thought you were dead.
of 72 votes, 29% like it
Jesus is my homeboy.
of 102 votes, 15% like it
No fatties.
of 79 votes, 15% like it
I just gave a dog a bone.
of 58 votes, 14% like it
Unintended Innuendo
of 105 votes, 25% like it
Magician's Assistant
of 125 votes, 22% like it
M.O.T.O. (Master of the Obvious)
of 60 votes, 15% like it
Why yes, they are new.
of 44 votes, 23% like it
I have a molten core.
of 65 votes, 20% like it
six of one, half a dozen of the other
of 67 votes, 16% like it
i'd rather be blogging
of 67 votes, 10% like it
fetuses aren't people, they're snacks
of 88 votes, 25% like it
the thing of it is...
of 56 votes, 16% like it
Iceland or bust!
of 93 votes, 25% like it
here's the thing...
of 47 votes, 17% like it
Lorem ipsum dolor sicat...
of 64 votes, 17% like it
I'm short...kinda husky...medicated...
of 77 votes, 14% like it
I see you are also with Stupid.
of 62 votes, 37% like it
it's not a cat, it's a fur person
of 74 votes, 18% like it
I'm with Beautiful -->
of 70 votes, 19% like it
for immediate release
of 70 votes, 14% like it
some assembly required
of 111 votes, 34% like it
All original parts
of 125 votes, 39% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
$p4/\/\, 5P@M, s¶ªN\
of 21 votes, 5% like it
a stitch in time saves nine
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Able was I, ere I saw Elba.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
All Your Base Are Belong to Dick Cheney
of 40 votes, 10% like it
All Your Base Are Belong to Haliburton
of 21 votes, 10% like it
All your base are belong to The Man
of 5 votes, 0% like it
ALL YOUR BASS ARE BELONG TO US
of 60 votes, 23% like it
ALL YOUR KITTENS ARE BELONG TO US
of 47 votes, 15% like it
ALL YOUR PASSWORD ARE BELONG TO US
of 45 votes, 13% like it
ALL YOUR PASSWORDS ARE BELONG TO US
of 71 votes, 14% like it
ALL YOUR PR0N ARE BELONG TO US
of 54 votes, 15% like it
Are you Liz Armstrong?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
cat person
of 9 votes, 11% like it
Caution: Third Rail is Live!
of 70 votes, 10% like it
deliveries in rear
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Die Yuppie Scum
of 143 votes, 14% like it
dog person
of 7 votes, 29% like it
Don't you fukn look at me!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Fission_Mailed
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Free BJ! (And the Bear, too!)
of 21 votes, 10% like it
fun for ages 12 and up
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Gomen nasai!
of 22 votes, 5% like it
gyoza
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Hooker Booker
of 21 votes, 5% like it
i 8 cake
of 58 votes, 12% like it
i 8 the skunk
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I am. Ask me how!
of 74 votes, 19% like it
i be in the hizzee
of 5 votes, 0% like it
i digress
of 21 votes, 5% like it
I see a red door...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
I see read \"People\"
of 4 votes, 25% like it
i'd rather be bowhunting
of 30 votes, 10% like it
i'm a reality tv wreditor
of 21 votes, 10% like it
i'm a wreditor
of 6 votes, 17% like it
IDKFA
of 21 votes, 10% like it
If it doesn't fit your theory...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
It hardly seems fair...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Jamais
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Jesus Ctrl+S
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Landshark
of 21 votes, 10% like it
LJG Pliskin
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Mrs. White with the knife in the kitchen
of 5 votes, 20% like it
My middle name is Wayne
of 30 votes, 10% like it
My name is Noel
of 4 votes, 25% like it
no shirt, no shoes, no service
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Nose Moe King
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Ohayo!!!
of 40 votes, 10% like it
one size fits most
of 5 votes, 20% like it
Onegai shimasu!
of 41 votes, 10% like it
RU486-ing injustice?!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Schwarzenegger in '08
of 110 votes, 10% like it
Schwarzenegger/DeVito in 2008
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Sir or Madam, I say, "Good day!&quo
of 60 votes, 10% like it
SWF ISO ICBM
of 21 votes, 5% like it
SWF ISO LOTR
of 21 votes, 10% like it
SWF ISO NSA Security Clearance
of 22 votes, 5% like it
SWM ISO DS9
of 21 votes, 0% like it
SWM ISO HHH 4 NSA 2nite
of 21 votes, 5% like it
SWM ISO LOTR
of 21 votes, 10% like it
SWM ISO NSA Security Clearance
of 30 votes, 10% like it
SWORD FIGHT!!!
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Time Paradox
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Two men enter, one man leave.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
U R Fat
of 59 votes, 14% like it
Vote for Saddam
of 45 votes, 16% like it
What the fuck is a frush!?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Who turned clipping back on?!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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