ahhhh! thats sick!!

uh

serious

Serves the dirty fecker right. Poor goat.

Funny quote: 'What are you doing there?', he fell off the back of the goat, so I captured and tied him up."



Frighteningly objectifying quote, "They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife."

indeed. I'm sure it was Sudan where a woman was to be stoned for having an affair (she ended up pregnant out of wedlock). The man was not to be stoned though, as there needed to be three independand whitnesess that saw him have sex with her, before he could be put to death.

It was actually Nigeria. She got off on appeal. I'm actually amazed.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/3137890.stm

"all across the country, young men are to pay dowry's to the kleenex and lotion companies respectively for using their products as wives"

As long as they buy them flowers once in a while, and take them to dinner. You need a little romance in any marriage.

Man: "So how was your day?"

Lotion: "..."

Man: "well, work was busy as usual."

Lotion: "..."

Man: "Why won't you talk to me?"

Lotion: "..."

Man: "How can we fix out problems if we can't even TALK about them?!"

*lotion slides divorce papers across the table*

Lotion: "..."

Quote of the week:



"They said I should not take him to the police, but rather let him pay a dowry for my goat because he used it as his wife," Mr Alifi told the newspaper.



Absolutely helarious. Between this and deboraborialis's poopy pants comment, I am over hear laughing my ass off.

I'd like to point out that it wasn't my pants that were poopy, it was a friends....

cuuuuute bunny!