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My baby would be the hippest f-ing thing on the block. I imagine all other babies and even some adults would enter seizures of depression and jealousy when they saw my baby. Not only that, but if T-less would just print Flowers in the Attic kid-sized, my baby could be so damn emo too! Do they sell baby eye-liner?

staffell
staffell on Dec 21 '06 at 10:45am
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skafiend007
skafiend007 on Dec 21 '06 at 10:46am
to answer your question, yes.
Westwood
Westwood on Dec 21 '06 at 10:50am
pyr4lis
pyr4lis on Dec 21 '06 at 10:58am
Agreed.. babies are loud and smelly. Maybe you have some little neices or newphews you can dress in threadless?
somepoems
somepoems on Dec 21 '06 at 10:58am
Really, skafiend? Does it only come in black, or are there other colors?
somepoems
somepoems on Dec 21 '06 at 11:02am
I dunno if Threadless is right for my niece. According to the facebook, one of her favorite bands is Panic at the Disco and one of her favorite books is the Da Vinci Code.
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Dec 21 '06 at 11:04am
Oh, wait, I was answering your original question on wanting a baby just to use as a t-shirt model. As for as the baby eyeliner, I'm not sure. If anybody would know, It would probably be Madonna.
bananaphone
   bananaphone on Dec 21 '06 at 11:11am
if you had a baby would you be able to afford threadless on your current budget, i doubt it...
somepoems
somepoems on Dec 21 '06 at 11:15am
If it comes down to a choice between feeding baby and decking baby out in a rad t-shirt, the t-shirt is always gonna win. I mean, it's a hard decision, but it's not Sophie's Choice or anything.
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Dec 21 '06 at 11:57am
I call them "prop" babies", sort of like when people have dogs to basically meet other people (prop dogs). I remember watching an episode of "Absolutely Fabulous" when the woman with the daughter (I forget her name) finds out her daughter is pregnant and the father is a black doctor. She's a little dismayed at first, but then realizes that it's the "cool" new thing to have a mixed race baby and that she can use it to "accessorize". She then imagines herself walking down the street with dreadlocks and a Jamaican flag-colored warm up suit carring her "cool" mixed race grandchild, passing by approving Rastas. It was hilarious.
rholliday
rholliday on Dec 21 '06 at 12:34pm
somepoems on Dec 21 '06 at 11:02am
I dunno if Threadless is right for my niece. According to the facebook, one of her favorite bands is Panic at the Disco and one of her favorite books is the Da Vinci Code.


Are you kidding me? How old is she? There may still be time to save her!!
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ambellinaa
ambellinaa on Dec 26 '06 at 1:48pm
i fucking hate babies
they're ugly
squeegebeckenheim
squeegebeckenheim on Dec 26 '06 at 1:53pm
babies are not ugly!

(not all of them)
somepoems
somepoems on Dec 26 '06 at 10:01pm
She's a freshman in college now. I hope they beat it out of her there, but I doubt it. She pops her collar too.

And... babies are the ultimate accessory. Observe:


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dabigkid
dabigkid on Jan 30 '07 at 9:59pm
Assuming you're not joking about having a niece, too, I'd say your niece would like somthing from Threadless. Threadless is hip and trendy and flat out cool. The only people I've seen who say Threadless sucks are people who rebel for the sake of rebelling, and they usually have bad taste anyway =)
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