But the Threadless is delightful! And I miss you guys like crazy. Happy assorted cold-weather capitalist holidays to you all! I am at the parents' with limited Internet access (yay! thank you, Santa!) through the weekend, so expect me to pop up at all hours of the day and night to tell you I love you. 'Cause dude, I love you guys.

Last night I dreamed that my dad was leaving the whole family to go be a drag queen, that a guy in Vegas offered me a $10 game token to have sex with him, and that one of the Threadless Stevens (I think it was Ste7en, but it may have been Stevethegreat) had built a strange underground house with lots of nets and strange mesh filters in which he lived with his girlfriend, who had some awful kind of terminal cancer... and they went on vacation, so I got to house-sit their weird cancer habitat and water all their plants. I think being away from the Internet too long makes me crazy.

Now I'm going to check my email for the first time in like 40 days. Wish me luck, y'all. (See, I've already been in Oklahoma too long. You can tell 'cause I say y'all.)

My Internet is broken. It is making me cry. I miss you like a mad crazy thing filled with lonesome and sorrow.

♥

I am supposed to be working, but I wanted to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my very dear friend. You are the bath in my bubbles and the soap in my suds. ♥ And here is a song for you on this special day!



I hope you have a great one.

Because he is amazing. I am desperately wanting to buy these designs, which means I will give you my money, which is good capitalism.




And I think other people would give your their money also, which is even better. Yay for capitalism! And also yay for Threadless, 'cause I love you.

Your friend,
larchie

(P.S. While we're at it, could you please also print Olli's Breakfast of the Carribbean? I am nearly weak from wanting it so badly. Thank you.)

I have scored 12345 submissions.

I just thought I would share.

There is no such thing as a day so rough that it cannot be cured (or if not cured, then at least dealt with) by:

Living next to the ocean
A Lush bath bomb (pick your poison -- I love Golden Slumbers or Black Pearl)
A clean face (Sweet Japanese Girl)
An unnecessarily pricey bottle of water
Just the right playlist so loud that my neighbors are probably cursing me (but I can't hear them)
A snuggly-clean Threadless shirt (Pessimistic or Optimistic in this case)
4 tickets for you and your 3 favorite girls to see the Twilight Singers with Mark Lanegan



And tomorrow being New Shirt Monday.

And an email from SOMEONE AMAZING.

Oh yeah, oh baby, oh baby. Bring on the happy tears.

but my wild Threadless weekend is almost over! I hate to see it end. *sob* It's been a thing.

How've you guys been?

Yes, this was just in my email box:
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The man, assisted by the officer, lifted Scarlett to the stretcher.
After that he moved to Teti-shiret and tapped the pedestal with his knuckles.
His wanting to go north at this time was most unusual, he said;but I did not raise any objection. Vance had lighted his cigarette and wassmoking moodily. We shouldhave heard about that letter by now.
Vance indicated a chair facing the table. And by the by, Hani, has any one approached this door to-night?
Hell be back to-morrow, Vance assured him. Hadan appointment at nine with a guy at his apartment, and the guysstill waiting for him.
Vance rang up the Blissnumber and asked Brush to call Scarlett to the phone. I can see legal difficulties ahead; but I nowhave all the evidence we can ever hope for.
Markham stood bending forward like a person paralyzed in the midstof an action. However, I wish youd make sure heis not up-stairs. Salveter during the conference in the study?
And by the by, Hani, has any one approached this door to-night? What do you think happened here to-night? What jury would have convictedhim after the evidence of the opium in his coffee? Heath removed the lid of the lastcase in obvious disappointment.
But I will follow your instructionsnevertheless. He began reading slowly: Beloved ofAmûn, I stop here until comes the brother of my mother. The truth is, Sergeant, I did everything I could to make youoverlook the inconsistency of it.
He was a damn good actor, Heath commented.
Throwing open thedoor he switched on the lights. He moved toward the stairs and was about to ascend when a calm, evenvoice halted him.

Man, they got the shirts up early this morning. :)

What rhymes with "Monday"?

So I've been thinking that the majority of the Last Kiss subs were pretty substandard, but now I think they're right about on par with that movie. I probably ought to go through and score them higher. But I won't.

Also my Internet is down again (despite what this looks like.) Poo.