Profile for larchie - Oh, the weather outside is frightful.

larchie aka hay threadles is allwashas a rockstar is a 31.18 year old girl, has been a member since July 30, 2005, has scored 17,270 submissions, giving an average score of 1.56, helping 175 designs get printed.

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Dec 24 '06 by larchie
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Oh, the weather outside is frightful.

But the Threadless is delightful! And I miss you guys like crazy. Happy assorted cold-weather capitalist holidays to you all! I am at the parents' with limited Internet access (yay! thank you, Santa!) through the weekend, so expect me to pop up at all hours of the day and night to tell you I love you. 'Cause dude, I love you guys.

Last night I dreamed that my dad was leaving the whole family to go be a drag queen, that a guy in Vegas offered me a $10 game token to have sex with him, and that one of the Threadless Stevens (I think it was Ste7en, but it may have been Stevethegreat) had built a strange underground house with lots of nets and strange mesh filters in which he lived with his girlfriend, who had some awful kind of terminal cancer... and they went on vacation, so I got to house-sit their weird cancer habitat and water all their plants. I think being away from the Internet too long makes me crazy.

Now I'm going to check my email for the first time in like 40 days. Wish me luck, y'all. (See, I've already been in Oklahoma too long. You can tell 'cause I say y'all.)

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deboraborialis on Dec 24 '06 at 9:25am

$10 for sex! Classy! Let it snow let its now let snow!

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 9:27am

It was so classy. I think even in my dream I had the sense to be insulted.

Ste7en on Dec 24 '06 at 9:27am

I feel so special right now. I've missed you around here, and youre going to miss my most bestest submission yet about shadow puppets. I bring this up because those are fun to do when you dont have the internet. Also, hunting, gathering, mating, and sleeping are other good activities.

Ste7en on Dec 24 '06 at 9:28am

oddly I think the $10 game token guy would have been me because up until 2 weeks ago, my friend and I played at a local arcade all the time to waste our lives away, and we always found ways to sexually harass any girls around...

squeegebeckenheim on Dec 24 '06 at 9:31am

larchie!

Ste7en on Dec 24 '06 at 9:31am

(oh, and have a happy santa time)

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 9:32am

You mean you're the game token guy and the cancer bunker guy? Damn, man, you get around! Incidentally, I'm sorry I dreamed you a girlfriend with terrible deadly cancer. But your bunker was nice.

If I go score subs right this minute, am I still going to miss it? I don't wanna' miss it! Missing subs makes me a little bit crazy. And alas, I have not been hunting, gathering, or mating. Boo to me. I'm boring without my internet.

Ste7en on Dec 24 '06 at 9:33am

you wont miss it if you vote in the next 5 days, and dont worry about the cancer girlfriend, I didnt like her much anyway

gordond on Dec 24 '06 at 9:34am

i'm so sad that we didn't get to hang out in disneyland.

i ended up selling the tickets on e-bay and then had to refund the money because the person claimed they didn't get them and i had no proof that I sent them so it would have been a lot more fun to have given you the tickets as I had hoped to.

gordond on Dec 24 '06 at 9:34am

gibbles.

little g on Dec 24 '06 at 9:34am

O_O

Larchie?!

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 9:35am

GORDON!! I am so so sorry I missed you guys! My mom has been sick, so things got really crazy and I haven't been in L.A. much. I hope you'll come back again. And I hope Disneyland was miraculous.

gordond on Dec 24 '06 at 9:37am

It was superb. But then I came home and found out I had been ripped off. Alas. 'twas not meant to be, or something.

It was like an egg cuber that made pyramids.

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 9:39am

Genee! Hello there, beautiful! How the hell are you?

And Ste7en, your cancer girlfriend was very pretty! You might miss her when she's gone.

Ste7en on Dec 24 '06 at 9:39am

It was like an egg cuber that made pyramids.

...and for a moment I thought I had a firm grasp on the english language...just for a moment...

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 9:39am

Oh damn, my parents' computer won't make the accent. Cheapo piece of crap.

But their puppy is nice.

little g on Dec 24 '06 at 9:40am

I am well! I was wondering what happened to you!! I hope your holidays are AWESOME!

Ste7en on Dec 24 '06 at 9:41am

looks arent everything katie. I do enjoy a nice personality, and all she ever did was nag me about dying. Perhaps you should have dreamt that I met her before she was dying, because all I knew about her was the cancer.

Ste7en on Dec 24 '06 at 9:42am

well, im spending the day playing with my little sister, so I have to get going, but I hope to see you around more often soon

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 9:44am

So far they've been nice! My mom and my sister have both been really sick this year, but right now everyone seems healthy and it is a brilliant respite! Really all I wanted. (And that sounds like a much more noble and Hallmark sentiment than it is, really, because honestly I'm just tired of taking care of people. Heh.)

I hope your holidays are wonderful too! The best ones ever, in fact. It can't hurt that you have such a little curly-haired angel in your house, either. &hearts;

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 9:44am

BYE STEVEN!! I'll see you around soon (I just know it!)

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 9:46am

Is their any special reason why I keep having to score the same subs over and over? Is it a Threadless glitch, or is it a 500-year-old computer glitch?

kayceislost on Dec 24 '06 at 10:06am

ZOMG

IT'S YOU!

HELLO

I AM STUCK IN CAPS BECAUSE OF MY EXCITEMENT!

MeLa de Gypsie on Dec 24 '06 at 10:17am

*opens curtains to check outside*

Yup!!! Another wet night for me too!!!

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

helladelightful on Dec 24 '06 at 10:18am

KATIE

i've been emailing you ! I thought you DIED!

phones on Dec 24 '06 at 10:58am

i think you should sell your dreams- they're ace!

ladykat on Dec 24 '06 at 11:20am

whoa! you're alive!! welcome back :-)

Shebly on Dec 24 '06 at 11:25am

Laaaarrrchie!

You're back!

Merry Christmas!!!

adam antium on Dec 24 '06 at 11:37am

Hey!

Welcome Back!

Sorry to hear of health probs there, hope everything's going good.

Merry XMas!

FionaB on Dec 24 '06 at 11:40am

whoa hey larchie!

fc gravy on Dec 24 '06 at 12:01pm

wow, hi larchie! glad to see you're still around. merry christmas!!! hope your holidays are bigtime happy.

p.s. that's one cwazy dream... y'all!

realslimnatey on Dec 24 '06 at 12:06pm

i like to see homos naked

realslimnatey on Dec 24 '06 at 12:06pm

i mean, home is where you make it

spacesick on Dec 24 '06 at 12:09pm

nuttermaker!

pilihp on Dec 24 '06 at 12:23pm

LARCHIE!!! glad to hear you're alright and not sold to pirates and never to be seen again. missed ya!

littlem on Dec 24 '06 at 12:37pm

wow!

you'll not believe that i was just going to email you!

i hope you're well and i'm sending many good thoughts and wishes to you and your family!!

xo

lenabeana on Dec 24 '06 at 12:49pm

KAATIEEEE AHHH hi

iPear on Dec 24 '06 at 1:39pm

littlem on Dec 24 '06 at 1:44pm

since we've no place to go

let it snow

let it snow

let it snow

shirtflirt on Dec 24 '06 at 1:45pm

she hates all of you

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 2:54pm

I LOVE ALL OF YOU!!! HELLO RICCO AND PHIL AND LENA AND KAYCE AND NORA AND NATEY AND AND LITTLEM AND IPEAR AND SPACESICK AND SHIRTFLIRT AND SHELBY AND GRAVY AND EVERYONE!!!! HELLO AND I LOVE YOU!!

kayceislost on Dec 24 '06 at 2:55pm

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

*dies of happiness*

adam antium on Dec 24 '06 at 2:57pm

i love you too.

i'm out for work now.

i'll mail you in the next days!

merry Xmas to you and your family katie!

*bamf!*

larchie on Dec 24 '06 at 2:58pm

OMG, I love your Domokun! Domokun for Christmahannukwanzakah makes me happy.

kayceislost on Dec 24 '06 at 2:59pm

gah

i wanted a domo-kun plushie for my birthday, AND MY SISTERS JUST LAUGHED AT MY REQUEST!

ehehe