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larchie
larchie aka hay threadles is allwashas a rockstar is a 31.18 year old girl, has been a member since July 30, 2005, has scored 17,270 submissions, giving an average score of 1.56, helping 175 designs get printed.
Yes, this was just in my email box:
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His distress was so apparent that Markham went tohim and touched him on the arm. And remember, too, he was playinga big game. Bliss covered every clew against himself with a stronger clewpointing to Salveter.
The man, assisted by the officer, lifted Scarlett to the stretcher.
After that he moved to Teti-shiret and tapped the pedestal with his knuckles.
His wanting to go north at this time was most unusual, he said;but I did not raise any objection. Vance had lighted his cigarette and wassmoking moodily. We shouldhave heard about that letter by now.
Vance indicated a chair facing the table. And by the by, Hani, has any one approached this door to-night?
Hell be back to-morrow, Vance assured him. Hadan appointment at nine with a guy at his apartment, and the guysstill waiting for him.
Vance rang up the Blissnumber and asked Brush to call Scarlett to the phone. I can see legal difficulties ahead; but I nowhave all the evidence we can ever hope for.
Markham stood bending forward like a person paralyzed in the midstof an action. However, I wish youd make sure heis not up-stairs. Salveter during the conference in the study?
And by the by, Hani, has any one approached this door to-night? What do you think happened here to-night? What jury would have convictedhim after the evidence of the opium in his coffee? Heath removed the lid of the lastcase in obvious disappointment.
But I will follow your instructionsnevertheless. He began reading slowly: Beloved ofAmūn, I stop here until comes the brother of my mother. The truth is, Sergeant, I did everything I could to make youoverlook the inconsistency of it.
He was a damn good actor, Heath commented.
Throwing open thedoor he switched on the lights. He moved toward the stairs and was about to ascend when a calm, evenvoice halted him.
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Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 19 '06 at 8:46pm
ok too long to read



but i love spam!

its delicious!
Cactus Pirate Jr.
Cactus Pirate Jr. on Sep 19 '06 at 8:46pm
I thought this blog was about SPAM the lunch meat.



Needless to say I was very disappointed.
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:47pm
Sorry, you guys. But this was like the best spam ever.
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:48pm
This is my favorite part:



After that he moved to Teti-shiret and tapped the pedestal with his knuckles.

His wanting to go north at this time was most unusual, he said;but I did not raise any objection.



....wtf??
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:49pm
Beloved ofAmūn, I stop here until comes the brother of my mother. The truth is, Sergeant, I did everything I could to make youoverlook the inconsistency of it.
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 19 '06 at 8:49pm
hahaha

what was the point of it?
Cactus Pirate Jr.
Cactus Pirate Jr. on Sep 19 '06 at 8:50pm
I didn't understand any of that. Is that the entire message?
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:50pm
That is the entire message! I have no idea what the point is. Are they trying to sell something? What do they want?



I just don't get it.
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 19 '06 at 8:51pm
hahahah

thats terrific
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Sep 19 '06 at 8:51pm
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:52pm
I think was Matt Palmer.
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 19 '06 at 8:52pm
..unless its from matt palmer
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 19 '06 at 8:53pm
:O

oh my goodness!



larchie we are made to be together
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:53pm
OMG, we are of one mind.
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:54pm
Micah, we are! We are the only ones who know the truth.
staffell
   staffell on Sep 19 '06 at 8:54pm
Oh shit! that wasnt meant to go to you!! :$
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 19 '06 at 8:54pm
for serious

come to chicago

we can get married

and then spend the rest of our long, sexually fulfilled lives together in search of matt palmer to stop his evil plan
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:55pm
This is some very important secret message that I have no idea how to process, isn't it?
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:55pm
Micah, I am on the next plane.
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 19 '06 at 8:57pm
ill get the mystery van ready for the honeymoon
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 8:57pm
...can we get married at Threadless?!??
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 19 '06 at 8:58pm
yesss we can!

theyre moving their new warehouse in the renevated factory Behind my house!!!!!

so itll be real easy
speedyjvw
   speedyjvw on Sep 19 '06 at 8:59pm
i can wed you

i think being pink means i can do that kind of thing
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 9:01pm
Dude, that would be awesome! This is a plan.
Cactus Pirate Jr.
Cactus Pirate Jr. on Sep 19 '06 at 9:02pm
As another participant of this blog, I feel obligated to ask for the position of ring-bearer.



Also, I like shiny objects.
larchie
larchie on Sep 19 '06 at 9:04pm
Cactus Pirate, it is yours.
adam antium
   adam antium on Sep 20 '06 at 4:54am
what am i supposed to at your wedding larch? the hangman? :D
adam antium
   adam antium on Sep 20 '06 at 4:55am
*forgot "do"
d3d
   d3d on Sep 20 '06 at 5:04am
that was awesome. my favourite bit was the line about the guy being poised for action and checking whether he was upstairs. with a little tidying up i could read a novel worth of that nonsense.
Outlaw01
Outlaw01 on Sep 20 '06 at 5:10am
Larchie may love spam... but I love Larchie.
adam antium
   adam antium on Sep 20 '06 at 5:10am
who doesn't?
Outlaw01
Outlaw01 on Sep 20 '06 at 5:11am
lol, right!
Outlaw01
Outlaw01 on Sep 20 '06 at 5:12am
Hey -- you all should run over to my blogs and check out my Jack-O'-Lantern sub post... I'd like feedback.
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 20 '06 at 7:09am
watch yourself

thats my fiance your talking about
adam antium
   adam antium on Sep 20 '06 at 7:10am
?

*snikt!*
amy122166
amy122166 on Sep 20 '06 at 7:13am
i get those twisted messages at the bottom of my spam, too.

I think it must be some "secret code"...it's very weird, indeed!



so many suitors, larch...whatever shall you do??
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 20 '06 at 7:14am
? come on adam you know i dont speak italian
adam antium
   adam antium on Sep 20 '06 at 7:15am
hahaha!
adam antium
   adam antium on Sep 20 '06 at 7:16am
but understand "snikt", bub?! :D
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 20 '06 at 7:18am
ohhh snikt

sorry i thought it said something else



snikt... duh
adam antium
   adam antium on Sep 20 '06 at 7:19am
*retract claws*
Roostersauce
Roostersauce on Sep 20 '06 at 7:21am
haha
chelly
chelly on Sep 20 '06 at 8:24am
it isn't a secret code. it is parts of novels. they send out emails to see which ones are real. if it doesn't bounce back you are onl the list.
Ste7en
   Ste7en on Sep 20 '06 at 8:29am
Hi my name is Spam, I heard there was a blog about me...
Tiamet
Tiamet on Sep 20 '06 at 12:29pm
I get ones like that all the time at work. It's too see if it is a working email or not.





Can I be the flower girl? ;)
fc gravy
fc gravy on Sep 20 '06 at 12:32pm
i do really like green eggs and spam.

i do really like them, larchiam-i-am.
chelly
chelly on Sep 20 '06 at 12:40pm
they have spam sculpting contests in oregon
OlliRudi
   OlliRudi on Sep 20 '06 at 1:06pm
chelly
chelly on Sep 20 '06 at 1:39pm
that's my sister!
iPear
iPear on Sep 20 '06 at 1:44pm
I like his clothes.



and I like her kankles.

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