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CapelliRossi
CapelliRossi aka The Holy Spirit sings in Operatic Soprano is a 22.65 year old boy, has been a member since July 26, 2005, has scored 2284 submissions, giving an average score of 1.38.
"Don't trust a ho." Proverbs 5:3
of 21 votes, 29% like it
I want to be a plumber. Then I can fight dinosaurs and save girls
of 20 votes, 40% like it
Nerds are the Band-Aids of Friendship
of 8 votes, 25% like it
I pretend redheads are an oppressed social class, you ginger.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
I used to study mad science but Organic Chemistry killed my dream
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Music is life, and 2 + 2 = 5
of 35 votes, 9% like it
Stangle a puppy or club a baby seal?
of 35 votes, 14% like it
Every time you curse, a baby angel dies.
of 35 votes, 26% like it
Are we far away enough from Mexico that the dogs dont have balls
of 39 votes, 5% like it
If you give me a dollar, I'll give you a hug.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
If I had a saxophone, I wouldn't be in country music.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
TI-89s, compasses, protractors. Weapons of Math Instruction!
of 33 votes, 24% like it
Give me literature or give me death!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
As the Clocks Unwind
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Thrift Store Paradise
of 35 votes, 37% like it
Everyone loves a rich girl
of 38 votes, 11% like it
Monsters make muffins
of 58 votes, 21% like it
Redheads make the better villians
of 67 votes, 31% like it
Snow White was a gold-digger
of 60 votes, 38% like it
Balloons would be free if we just let go
of 64 votes, 38% like it
She drives a moped
of 120 votes, 17% like it
It's only boiling acid
of 105 votes, 29% like it
We have regular food, too.
of 103 votes, 27% like it
There's a bit of magic in every redhead
of 133 votes, 23% like it
I taught my grandma how to knit
of 146 votes, 26% like it
The no. 1 cause of scurvy is ignorance
of 150 votes, 28% like it
We're gonna knit you out of town
of 166 votes, 26% like it
Cinderella married for position
of 144 votes, 27% like it
Fish and Chips and Vinegar
of 125 votes, 18% like it
The hills are ALIVE!
of 176 votes, 27% like it
I drink coffee AND wear flip-flops
of 162 votes, 21% like it
Romantics are destroyed by their lovers
of 143 votes, 27% like it
Don't kick the cat
of 154 votes, 23% like it
Putting the Punk back in Punctuation.
of 160 votes, 38% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Age is a state of mind
of 100 votes, 23% like it
Bible on the street. Word.
of 70 votes, 16% like it
Buy your friends
of 89 votes, 19% like it
Cake is for the broken hearted
of 78 votes, 19% like it
Chancin'
of 11 votes, 18% like it
Clothes have feelings, too.
of 87 votes, 14% like it
Diddy Reis-Nichols
of 15 votes, 7% like it
Down will come baby...
of 50 votes, 10% like it
Fuzzily Wuv Muffins
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Gold has a rich flavor
of 90 votes, 21% like it
Hero Girl
of 107 votes, 15% like it
I want to be a plumber so I could fight dinosaurs.
of 35 votes, 29% like it
I've been smited!
of 73 votes, 26% like it
It hurts me in my heart
of 95 votes, 16% like it
Magnums are fragnificent
of 78 votes, 12% like it
Music majors have more fun.
of 97 votes, 16% like it
Out of socket, out of mind
of 11 votes, 9% like it
Peanut Butter Popcorn Pie
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Pepper makes you sexy
of 86 votes, 17% like it
Pharmacy: I'm going to be a drug dealer
of 78 votes, 27% like it
Pink is the new Punk
of 99 votes, 15% like it
Recently Homeless
of 138 votes, 18% like it
The Romantic Period is for lovers
of 66 votes, 18% like it
Tree Hugger: "I love you, Tree!&quo
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Warsh your car in Warshington, Indiana.
of 76 votes, 12% like it
Weapons of Math Instruction
of 145 votes, 41% like it
Where the crap is Carmen Sandiego?!
of 87 votes, 26% like it
Ya'll just jealous
of 21 votes, 10% like it
My gallery photos

All about me
The Pimp List:
Make someone smile. (I swear, it's not my link!)
Or make this person smile.
This guy is pretty amazing.
She's a pirate. Give her your gold!
He can't smile. Won't you help him?
You know you wanna.
Down right humble, this guy.
The Picture Queen, herself.
He loves you.
She's having trouble figuring out design. What are you going to do about it?
Best friend?
She's my annying little sister.
Cake or Death? Choose wisely.
She'll make you a meat pie.
He'll remember you when he becomes rich and famous.
Fourteen?
Hidden genius.
Keeping it alive.
She picks cake. Was that the wrong answer?
He holds the key of the city in his right hand. He'll smite you dead with it if he has to.
He's been waiting so long.
Asks politely for what she wants. Now give her what she wants!
He hosted Threadless' longest blog.
Emo girl loves this.
God's favorite.. She says that you should go here.
Her services are NOT confidential.
She came in just as the pimping ended. I'm a real push over.
Please, sir, he wants some more.
He saved your lives. Thanks for pointing out the problem.
Maybe it will bring you fulfillment? Who knows?
Seriously, he has the ability to ward off vapires
Secretly polish.
Alms?
"I'm just a poor boy; Nobody loves me. HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY!" Queen

The last link is mine. Feel free to make any one of these other fine people smile.
(brought to by the 'Give a Grin Campaign for a Better Tomorrow')

Me Pirate Crew:
I be the captain, see!

littlem be me pirate wife I took. (I not even be sure if she knows)

elle_the_great be me patron. Pillagin' don't pay fer itself.

Me first mate be sixwhitelies.

Pank be me one eyed parrot.

echoepidemic be me witch hunter pirate.

The witch I be hidin' from echoepidemic be lou.

xiv be the greatest sword fighter in these seven seas.

javguerre be the cook in the galley. He makes a mean curry.

Our lookout be arethiel the farsighted.

Scaper-X be the figurehead of me ship, the Dead Queen.

amigovirgen be stomach-churningly ugly, but he has the kindest heart in all the ocean. Sometimes we lock the rule breakers in a room with him as the severest punishment. No one ever comes back the same man.

Stevethegreat be the ghost of the Pirate King I defeated whilst he tried to commandeer me beloved vessel, the Dead Queen.

BuriedAlive be the widowed Pirate Queen. She'll kill a man at the sound of the words, "standardized test."

scoutti be the pirate out for the title of the widowed Pirate Queen, minus the widowed part. She be a stand alone kind of pirate.

ACANTHUS be me transcriptionist who don't know the meanin' of the words "lower case."

WallsReallyWork be the pirate champion of scrabble since Stevethegreat, the Pirate King.

maddingo has Jolly Roger on his computer.

lenabean has flamin' red locks as does the cap'n and she be fine at makin' keys and breakin' locked chests of gold and jewels down in Davey Jones' Locker.

wullagaru be the chief executive swabby. He was once able to get the nasty stain out of me tupperware after having marinara sauce in it fer three years.

steve_swartz, AKA "Captain LePage," be first swabby under wullagaru fer thinkin' he could possible take the position of an invincible captain such as meself.

MysteriousPete be a master smuggler, though he be a bit stingy with the wine, whiskey and rum.

nealteak has the spiffiest pirate shoes I've everseen.

exohexover be a pirate before being a pirate was ever cool. Just ask her.

ziggystardust be a nasty old pirate wench, but we all still love her almost as much as the sparkle of those delightful Street Team Points we're constantly hearin' about.

blonde8007 once be the great cap'n of the Seventh Sea--that is until she be bombarded by a wave which stranded her on a desert island that just so happened to be Brandy Isle where the base of me moonshine trade operation just so happened to be.

LoveMeElectric be the gangsta in me crew.

Skipper6745 be in me crew simply because everyone else be doin' it.

theenjoisk8r still can't fly because we pirates like to keep him chained up on the deck for our own sick entertainment. Yar yar yar!

How could I ferget that sneaky little thief, FionaB? Once, long before I started me pirate crew, she snatched some beloved Street Team Points from me grasp. However, telaine, now one of me bestest friends, gave me some Street Team Points thereafterward. This makes the Cap'n very, VERY happy.

Jus A Rascal be amazin' when it comes to them nasty blind eyes pirates tend to get.

telaine be the faerie pirate who betrayed the boy in green who now sits in Davey Jones Locker.

mmm...Jones lokes to hide lads in her locker, but I pretend I don't know.

We have a hostage, too. The prominent Robsoul.

Please score my slogans on OMG Clothing.

My deviantART. I have no idea why I got this. Like I have any real artistic ability.

I love you. Love me back.

I thank random shirts for fundraising. Help send me on a service trip to New York for my Spring Break.



Best Friends List:
telaine

Point Snatching Friend:
FionaB


People I said I'd buy through:
nightsquire
lilykeyes
staplefish
dorkeh
WallsReallyWork
d3d will never let me forget that I wear freaking dentures!
Stevethegreat



adopt your own virtual pet!



Rude Ruby

People Iced:Two
Car Bombs Planted:Two
Favorite WeaponA Fire Extinguisher
Arms Broken:Thirty Four
Eyes Gouged:Twelve
Tongues Cut Off:Eleven
Biggest Enemy:The Arm Breaker

Get Your HITMAN Name



La Musica:
4th Avenue Jones
The Afters
Bach's Organ Fugue in G minor
Backstreet Boys
BarlowGirl
The Benjamin Gate
Brave Saint Saturn
The Cranberries
David Crowder Band
Eisley
Evanescence
Five Iron Frenzy
Flyleaf
Ghoti Hook
Gretchen
Hootie and the Blowfish
James Taylor
Jars of Clay
Mae
Moravagine
MxPx
Nickel Creek
Norah Jones
Passerby
Rebecca St. James
Relient K
Shawn McDonald
Slick Shoes
Switchfoot
TobyMac
Tracy Chapman
Wicked
.hack//sign

Google says:
"Adam looks like he's going to have a baby."

Give points to:
Lenabean
mmm...Jones
Jadesin

I'm older than most people and I'm only 18.