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The Pimp List:
Make someone smile. (I swear, it's not my link!) Or make this person smile. This guy is pretty amazing. She's a pirate. Give her your gold! He can't smile. Won't you help him? You know you wanna. Down right humble, this guy. The Picture Queen, herself. He loves you. She's having trouble figuring out design. What are you going to do about it? Best friend? She's my annying little sister. Cake or Death? Choose wisely. She'll make you a meat pie. He'll remember you when he becomes rich and famous. Fourteen? Hidden genius. Keeping it alive. She picks cake. Was that the wrong answer? He holds the key of the city in his right hand. He'll smite you dead with it if he has to. He's been waiting so long. Asks politely for what she wants. Now give her what she wants! He hosted Threadless' longest blog. Emo girl loves this. God's favorite.. She says that you should go here. Her services are NOT confidential. She came in just as the pimping ended. I'm a real push over. Please, sir, he wants some more. He saved your lives. Thanks for pointing out the problem. Maybe it will bring you fulfillment? Who knows? Seriously, he has the ability to ward off vapires Secretly polish. Alms? "I'm just a poor boy; Nobody loves me. HE'S JUST A POOR BOY FROM A POOR FAMILY!" Queen The last link is mine. Feel free to make any one of these other fine people smile. (brought to by the 'Give a Grin Campaign for a Better Tomorrow') Me Pirate Crew: I be the captain, see! littlem be me pirate wife I took. (I not even be sure if she knows) elle_the_great be me patron. Pillagin' don't pay fer itself. Me first mate be sixwhitelies. Pank be me one eyed parrot. echoepidemic be me witch hunter pirate. The witch I be hidin' from echoepidemic be lou. xiv be the greatest sword fighter in these seven seas. javguerre be the cook in the galley. He makes a mean curry. Our lookout be arethiel the farsighted. Scaper-X be the figurehead of me ship, the Dead Queen. amigovirgen be stomach-churningly ugly, but he has the kindest heart in all the ocean. Sometimes we lock the rule breakers in a room with him as the severest punishment. No one ever comes back the same man. Stevethegreat be the ghost of the Pirate King I defeated whilst he tried to commandeer me beloved vessel, the Dead Queen. BuriedAlive be the widowed Pirate Queen. She'll kill a man at the sound of the words, "standardized test." scoutti be the pirate out for the title of the widowed Pirate Queen, minus the widowed part. She be a stand alone kind of pirate. ACANTHUS be me transcriptionist who don't know the meanin' of the words "lower case." WallsReallyWork be the pirate champion of scrabble since Stevethegreat, the Pirate King. maddingo has Jolly Roger on his computer. lenabean has flamin' red locks as does the cap'n and she be fine at makin' keys and breakin' locked chests of gold and jewels down in Davey Jones' Locker. wullagaru be the chief executive swabby. He was once able to get the nasty stain out of me tupperware after having marinara sauce in it fer three years. steve_swartz, AKA "Captain LePage," be first swabby under wullagaru fer thinkin' he could possible take the position of an invincible captain such as meself. MysteriousPete be a master smuggler, though he be a bit stingy with the wine, whiskey and rum. nealteak has the spiffiest pirate shoes I've everseen. exohexover be a pirate before being a pirate was ever cool. Just ask her. ziggystardust be a nasty old pirate wench, but we all still love her almost as much as the sparkle of those delightful Street Team Points we're constantly hearin' about. blonde8007 once be the great cap'n of the Seventh Sea--that is until she be bombarded by a wave which stranded her on a desert island that just so happened to be Brandy Isle where the base of me moonshine trade operation just so happened to be. LoveMeElectric be the gangsta in me crew. Skipper6745 be in me crew simply because everyone else be doin' it. theenjoisk8r still can't fly because we pirates like to keep him chained up on the deck for our own sick entertainment. Yar yar yar! How could I ferget that sneaky little thief, FionaB? Once, long before I started me pirate crew, she snatched some beloved Street Team Points from me grasp. However, telaine, now one of me bestest friends, gave me some Street Team Points thereafterward. This makes the Cap'n very, VERY happy. Jus A Rascal be amazin' when it comes to them nasty blind eyes pirates tend to get. telaine be the faerie pirate who betrayed the boy in green who now sits in Davey Jones Locker. mmm...Jones lokes to hide lads in her locker, but I pretend I don't know. We have a hostage, too. The prominent Robsoul. Please score my slogans on OMG Clothing. My deviantART. I have no idea why I got this. Like I have any real artistic ability. I love you. Love me back. I thank random shirts for fundraising. Help send me on a service trip to New York for my Spring Break.  Best Friends List: telaine Point Snatching Friend: FionaB People I said I'd buy through: nightsquire lilykeyes staplefish dorkeh WallsReallyWork d3d will never let me forget that I wear freaking dentures! Stevethegreat
La Musica: 4th Avenue Jones The Afters Bach's Organ Fugue in G minor Backstreet Boys BarlowGirl The Benjamin Gate Brave Saint Saturn The Cranberries David Crowder Band Eisley Evanescence Five Iron Frenzy Flyleaf Ghoti Hook Gretchen Hootie and the Blowfish James Taylor Jars of Clay Mae Moravagine MxPx Nickel Creek Norah Jones Passerby Rebecca St. James Relient K Shawn McDonald Slick Shoes Switchfoot TobyMac Tracy Chapman Wicked .hack//sign Google says: "Adam looks like he's going to have a baby." Give points to: Lenabean mmm...Jones Jadesin I'm older than most people and I'm only 18. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Jun 26 '06 by
I'm short enough to be.
And cute as a button, too!
but not quite hairy.
get my postcard?