thank you, hanna!
iPear on Feb 23 '09 at 8:40pm
Jet Approves there's no doubt in my mind that you'd be an impala. Running around the jungle getting your ass bitten by Lions. Dude, have you ever watched videos of impalas getting their asses bitten by lions? They get their limbs torn off! it's crazy! Anyway, you'd be an impala, but don't worry, we'd be homeys, if someone got too close, I would roar and make them cream themselves in fear. We would just chill in the jungle at the watering hole and ejaculate into the river to screw with the crocodiles and get the hippos all flustered.
Mike4507 on Mar 01 '09 at 10:17pm
Jeanette I would take you to the beach and we would leisurely stroll along the water, but then a jellyfish would come out of the water and sting you. Luckily I have strong arms and I carry you to the hospital. But they are all out of anti-jellyfish cream. So I use my own urine to make you feel better. It would be awkward for both of us but it would be a great story to tell our kids. Because we would get married afterward.
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