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jet approves aka Jeanette (with one 'n') is a 23.17 year old girl, has been a member since July 26, 2005, has scored 3,852 submissions, giving an average score of 2.88, helping 115 designs get printed.
last week my mom called me and told me i got a package from canada. she didn't spoil it by saying who it was from, but i quickly checked the blogs and guessed (and hoped) it was from amelia, aka polyester jones. she's so crafty and awesome that i knew i'd be super lucky if i were her secret santee. so i got home to my mom's house yesterday after an already great day (office party yankee swap and holiday bonus) and found the coolest package waiting for me. seriously, check this out.



roses drawn all over the package! i ripped through layers and layers of tape, man was it secure. :) finally i succeeded!



closeup of the super awesome card. not only did amelia draw all of that, she also SEWED the outlines and boarder with thread. i am seriously impressed.



everything was wrapped beautifully in kraft paper and pink roses with ribbon. this photo definitely doesn't do it justice.



and did i mention this adorable little guy?



after taking tons of photos i finally got to opening the presents. i've admired these pins for a while now and now i have one of my very own! so so cute. :D



this is going to come in handy as the only soap in the family shower at home is"dove men care." smelling like a man is something i generally try to avoid.



closeup of one of the presents so you can see how pretty they all were.



my mom makes popcorn all the time and i always mooch off of her, but no longer!



next i unwrapped a present with a note included, written in such precise handwriting! this is so cool, definitely the most unique ornament i have. and no, it's not too creepy. i am a dexter fan myself. :)



mmmmm bailey's chocolates.



hahhahaha, love it!



"girlfriend in a coma" by douglas coupland. this looks like it's going to be a great read! the back cover compares him to kurt vonnegut--awesome!



i opened the next gift and found this message inside. hehehe



and then flipped over to the front cover...hahahah! according to the description,"The Psychopath Test is a fascinating journey through the minds of madness. Jon Ronson's exploration of a potential hoax being played on the world's top neurologists takes him, unexpectedly, into the heart of the madness industry. An influential psychologist who is convinced that many important CEOs and politicians are, in fact, psychopaths teaches Ronson how to spot these high-flying individuals by looking out for little telltale verbal and nonverbal clues. And so Ronson, armed with his new psychopath-spotting abilities, enters the corridors of power. He spends time with a death-squad leader institutionalized for mortgage fraud in Coxsackie, New York; a legendary CEO whose psychopathy has been speculated about in the press; and a patient in an asylum for the criminally insane who insists he's sane and certainly not a psychopath."



lastly, there is great calendar of oregon. can't wait to move there!



all the flowers :)



tried on the pin today.



and put the ornament on the tree. my sister thinks it would be cool to do one with more body parts hanging. my mom hasn't noticed it yet.



everything all together



thank you so so so much, amelia! i can't believe how much time and thought you put into everything. i had so much fun opening it all and i'm excited to read the books. i think i'll name the cat harold after your favorite movie character. :)

ir0cko
   ir0cko on Dec 23 '11 at 10:15pm
wooooooooooooow
courtney pie
courtney pie on Dec 23 '11 at 10:17pm
omg so much amazing! those little packages are too cute!

(and I love your eyeliner)
SuperRyan
SuperRyan on Dec 23 '11 at 10:17pm
I like Amelia's handwriting.
thirteendaisies
thirteendaisies on Dec 23 '11 at 10:17pm
The hair pin is beautiful and I think I'm going to have to read that book.
Chipmnk
Chipmnk on Dec 23 '11 at 10:20pm
Nice haul. So much good stuff.
jet approves
jet approves on Dec 23 '11 at 10:52pm
thanks, cp!

i do too, ryan. it's so neat.
Mya Jamila
Mya Jamila on Dec 23 '11 at 11:15pm
Girlfriend in a Coma is the only Douglas Coupland book I've ever read, which I did back in high school, and it was superb. I think you'll enjoy it. :)
mike bautista
mike bautista on Dec 23 '11 at 11:58pm
!
I love that when you open it, that guy is looking right at you.
Goldendust
Goldendust on Dec 24 '11 at 5:29am
Wow, that is an awesome SS gift!
nikolina100
nikolina100 on Dec 24 '11 at 7:15am
fabulous!!!!!!
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Dec 24 '11 at 7:32am
holy crap. both you ans amelia are the loveliest people.
Steve The Great
Steve The Great on Dec 24 '11 at 7:37am
ans is a new word I just made up.
jet approves
jet approves on Dec 24 '11 at 9:59am
Great mya, the plot sounds really interesting. :)

Thank you, stebe. Btw, I think you were just channeling your inner linguist because ans is a real French word (year/s).
L-M-N-O-P
   L-M-N-O-P on Dec 24 '11 at 1:05pm
Your face goes great with that hairpin.
Polyester Jones
Polyester Jones on Dec 24 '11 at 2:35pm
aww i'm glad you liked everything! and I think harold is an excellent name for that kitty
Twiggyhall
Twiggyhall on Dec 25 '11 at 1:24am
Fantastic loot!! :D
jet approves
jet approves on Dec 25 '11 at 12:42pm
aww, thanks jeremey.

i even tried to wear one of the pink flowers with the elastic band as a headband. didn't quite fit but i think it'd look adorable on a little girl.
Mountain Gnome
Mountain Gnome on Dec 26 '11 at 5:46am
That cat is amazing, another super secret santa gift package!
xnarx
xnarx on Dec 26 '11 at 11:17pm
One of the best SS packages I've seen. Super lucky :)
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d3d
   d3d on Jan 01 '12 at 4:36pm
pretty amazing
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iPear on Feb 23 '09 at 8:40pm
Jet Approves there's no doubt in my mind that you'd be an impala. Running around the jungle getting your ass bitten by Lions. Dude, have you ever watched videos of impalas getting their asses bitten by lions? They get their limbs torn off! it's crazy! Anyway, you'd be an impala, but don't worry, we'd be homeys, if someone got too close, I would roar and make them cream themselves in fear. We would just chill in the jungle at the watering hole and ejaculate into the river to screw with the crocodiles and get the hippos all flustered.


Mike4507 on Mar 01 '09 at 10:17pm
Jeanette I would take you to the beach and we would leisurely stroll along the water, but then a jellyfish would come out of the water and sting you. Luckily I have strong arms and I carry you to the hospital. But they are all out of anti-jellyfish cream. So I use my own urine to make you feel better. It would be awkward for both of us but it would be a great story to tell our kids. Because we would get married afterward.




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