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Feb 25 '11 by jet approves
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Chipmnk on Feb 25 '11 at 2:33am

Marrying someone is not special.

mike bautista on Feb 25 '11 at 3:02am

yu go gurlfran

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 3:24am

alvin has married 17 times.

Chipmnk on Feb 25 '11 at 3:27am

I did it all for the dowry.

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 3:36am

whatcha gonna do with 19 chickens, 7 pigs, 4 llamas, 3 cows, and a couple horses?

taz-pie on Feb 25 '11 at 3:42am

she so serious

Chipmnk on Feb 25 '11 at 3:45am

Open a petting zoo.

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 4:13am

she's pretty intense.

alvin, i think you're going to have to cycle through some more marriages if you want some more variety in that petting zoo...

SuperRyan on Feb 25 '11 at 6:42am

Crazy cat lady in the making

stubby43 on Feb 25 '11 at 6:57am

thats awesome, have you guys watched the second part? she starts by saying she was watching seinfeld, apparently she wishes she could be as funny as him, she wants to be a comedian.

Jake Friedman on Feb 25 '11 at 7:48am

She's admitting to taking Seinfeld jokes.
Amateur.

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 8:44am

she has plenty of time to learn to plagiarize without giving credit.

martiandrivein on Feb 25 '11 at 8:51am

hahahahahaha

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 4:08pm

that little girl is already worried about her future. :(

mullmuggins on Feb 25 '11 at 4:14pm

She is SO intense. That was funny :)

SuperRyan on Feb 25 '11 at 4:18pm

there's something off-putting about this girl

mullmuggins on Feb 25 '11 at 4:19pm

Are you intimidated by the little career woman, Ryan? ;)

SuperRyan on Feb 25 '11 at 4:26pm

WHAT?! NO!

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 5:03pm

ryan hates on children's dreams.

Chipmnk on Feb 25 '11 at 5:08pm

alvin, i think you're going to have to cycle through some more marriages if you want some more variety in that petting zoo...

Are you proposing?

SuperRyan on Feb 25 '11 at 5:09pm

I do actually have a strong urge to crush her dreams

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 5:18pm

i want to slap one or both of her parents. someone's projecting their own baggage on her. my daughter used to say "this is my life" herself when she was about 3, but it was over things like cookies for breakfast, not career choices.

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 5:20pm

i just watched the second video. why's she so damn aggressive? she's going to make someone's life hell one day. maybe everyone's.

Krimson on Feb 25 '11 at 5:22pm

Someone's mother and/or father spends a lot of time voicing their mistakes to their child I guess.

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 5:25pm

alwin, i could be bending on one knee but you wouldn't be able to tell.

leon, i love imagining your daughter fighting for cookies for breakfast by saying,"this is my life". so adorable.

i think that the little girl's older sister put up these videos. there was a description explaining that the sister does performances or something at a young age so maybe the little girl is getting it from there. or they could just have batshit crazy controlling parents.

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 5:26pm

exactly. could be a miserable mother who resents having a family instead of a career, or it could be the father who resents his lazy housewife, or perhaps the father is unemployed himself and bored in the house all day. whatever it is, she has at least one selfish dick parent.

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 5:32pm

"this is my life" or "that's my choice" were my daughters catchphrases for about a year. normally in response to "are you going to wear those pyjamas all day?" or "do you really need all those dolls just to watch cartoons?" or something like that.

Krimson on Feb 25 '11 at 5:33pm

truth^^

Jake Friedman on Feb 25 '11 at 5:37pm

She's going to be the next Hillary Clinton.

Jake Friedman on Feb 25 '11 at 5:37pm

Leon, my sister (now 5) is big on, "I'm the boss of me, you're not the boss of me"

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 5:47pm

i like the "boss of me" phase.

mullmuggins on Feb 25 '11 at 5:57pm

Aled tried that "I'm the boss of me" line once, but I set him straight.

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 6:02pm

it's adorable that he tries to assert himself though.

Maltzmania on Feb 25 '11 at 6:08pm

jesus christ! CALM DOWN YOU'RE 5

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 6:17pm

she should be worried about people not showing up for her tea parties, and what Barbie will wear to the ball, and colouring inside the lines.

Maltzmania on Feb 25 '11 at 6:26pm

I still have those concerns but you don't see me goin crazyyyy

Jerry Seinfeld on Feb 25 '11 at 6:27pm

Could she BE anymore worried?

Chipmnk on Feb 25 '11 at 6:28pm

When I was five I was still trying to figure out toilet.

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 6:46pm

when malcolm in the middle came out my brother went through a really frustrating phase of saying,"you're not the boss of me now!" to any and all things we asked of him.

when i was 5 i wanted to be a pink carebear. i found documented evidence.

okay, maybe i was 3, but still.

Jake Friedman on Feb 25 '11 at 6:51pm

i found documented evidence

Is it on the internet?

Jupiter Oasis on Feb 25 '11 at 6:52pm

i saw this video. i could not stop laughing. pretty good acting (if she's acting)

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 6:54pm

nope, somewhere at my house with the rest of the papers saved from childhood. i'll have to look next time i'm home because it's pretty solid.

Jake Friedman on Feb 25 '11 at 6:55pm

Major flaw in her logic, who would want to marry her?

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 6:55pm

that's not acting. she's genuinely insane.

jet approves on Feb 25 '11 at 7:02pm

guys are harsh.

d3d on Feb 25 '11 at 7:51pm

we're the opposite of harsh. we care for her sanity and wellbeing. you women just laughed at her.

SuperRyan on Feb 25 '11 at 8:56pm

fuck bitches.

iPear on Feb 25 '11 at 9:10pm

Chipmnk on Feb 25 '11 at 3:27am
I did it all for the dowry.

the dowry
C'mon
the dowry
C'mon
so you can take that cowry
and shove it up your, yeah! (neck, because it's a necklace)

myteemo on Feb 26 '11 at 8:57am

intense! she seems so angry.

jet approves on Feb 26 '11 at 10:41am

she's going to be a business shark.

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iPear on Feb 23 '09 at 8:40pm
Jet Approves there's no doubt in my mind that you'd be an impala. Running around the jungle getting your ass bitten by Lions. Dude, have you ever watched videos of impalas getting their asses bitten by lions? They get their limbs torn off! it's crazy! Anyway, you'd be an impala, but don't worry, we'd be homeys, if someone got too close, I would roar and make them cream themselves in fear. We would just chill in the jungle at the watering hole and ejaculate into the river to screw with the crocodiles and get the hippos all flustered.

Mike4507 on Mar 01 '09 at 10:17pm
Jeanette I would take you to the beach and we would leisurely stroll along the water, but then a jellyfish would come out of the water and sting you. Luckily I have strong arms and I carry you to the hospital. But they are all out of anti-jellyfish cream. So I use my own urine to make you feel better. It would be awkward for both of us but it would be a great story to tell our kids. Because we would get married afterward.

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