J-Ray
J-Ray aka Ping Wong is 31.69 years old, has been a member since July 21, 2005, has scored 11818 submissions, giving an average score of 1.68.
Paralysis. It's got your back!
of 47 votes, 28% like it
Let's exchange knowing glances.
of 46 votes, 39% like it
Ambiguity has a certain je ne sais quoi.
of 48 votes, 25% like it
French words are so cliche.
of 48 votes, 33% like it
SIMON SAYS RELAX
of 52 votes, 23% like it
MARCO! [on a polo shirt]
of 54 votes, 39% like it
I'm not just ANY stranger with candy.
of 68 votes, 34% like it
Jumping over a lazy dog does not impress me, Mr. Fox.
of 168 votes, 46% like it
I was a Time Traveller in my next life.
of 172 votes, 55% like it
Hands are just naked puppets.
of 209 votes, 67% like it
Fight Apathy. Or don't. Whatever.
of 208 votes, 59% like it
Death is never funny. Unless you're buried in a clown suit.
of 185 votes, 38% like it
I Don't Believe In Athiests.
of 208 votes, 51% like it
Clowns Are Colorful Because They're Poisonous.
of 247 votes, 63% like it
What if this was rhetorical?
of 215 votes, 53% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(Front) Joke on back of shirt. (Back) Joke on front of shirt.
of 40 votes, 10% like it
Aristotle Believed in the Politics of Dancing
of 22 votes, 5% like it
Cooking is a waste of thyme.
of 55 votes, 15% like it
Cows are milk machines.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
E=MC HammerPants
of 86 votes, 33% like it
Fat People Are People Too.
of 51 votes, 25% like it
Forget the glaciers! My ice cream is melting!
of 43 votes, 14% like it
George W. Bush for Garbageman 2008
of 51 votes, 14% like it
givl upi. sddjp;r!
of 18 votes, 0% like it
Go ahead, make my bed.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
Good artists borrow. Great artists pirate.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
Great story. You should blog about it.
of 8 votes, 25% like it
Heartily insists on nightlife. (Glow ink for "art is life&qu
of 40 votes, 25% like it
Heartily insists on nightlife. (Glow ink for ART IS LIFE)
of 46 votes, 22% like it
I CAN HAS ENGLISH LESON?
of 42 votes, 12% like it
I Definitely Believe in Nihilism!
of 53 votes, 19% like it
I don't curse. I swear.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
I eat carnivores.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
I Love Misanthropes.
of 87 votes, 30% like it
I May Be Slow, But I'm... Uh...
of 181 votes, 36% like it
I Put The "Fun" in "Funeral"
of 71 votes, 25% like it
I stole this slogan from Todd Goldman.
of 90 votes, 31% like it
I totally win all my internet fights.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
I'm famous on Wikipedia.
of 46 votes, 22% like it
I'M ON UR SHIRTZ, LEAVING DUMB SLOGANZ
of 36 votes, 17% like it
I'm powered by puppy kisses.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
I've got Supdog!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
I've read The Internet.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
Invest in a smile. I'll pay you back with interest.
of 100 votes, 32% like it
IT'S AS IF I'M SHOUTING!
of 18 votes, 17% like it
IT'S LIKE I'M SHOUTING!
of 41 votes, 15% like it
Jokey Smurf was a Terrorist.
of 46 votes, 17% like it
Just Say No To Platitudes
of 30 votes, 10% like it
Level 60 Human
of 56 votes, 25% like it
Librarians have issues.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
Life is better as a visible minority!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
LOL @ Hipsters
of 35 votes, 9% like it
Michael Jackson was here.
of 43 votes, 0% like it
Much love is lost at the Bermuda Love Triangle
of 30 votes, 13% like it
My Awesometer Goes To Eleven.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
My other car is a sandwich.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
My Second Life is Better Than This
of 44 votes, 27% like it
Nerd out with your bird out!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
Never go cowtipping if the service is bad.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
Never trust a talking mime.
of 48 votes, 17% like it
Nice Cape. Wanna @#$%?
of 40 votes, 13% like it
Nobody Cares About Your Blog.
of 53 votes, 25% like it
Nude photos are often overexposed.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
Olympic high-jumpers: get over yourselves!
of 44 votes, 11% like it
One gay man's junk is another gay man's treasure.
of 27 votes, 15% like it
Only awesome people can see this shirt.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
Plato didn't count on the politics of dancing.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
Proactively Apathetic.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
Sexual Harassment is a Touchy Subject.
of 54 votes, 19% like it
Shakespeare Also Hates Your Emo Eyeliner.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
SILENCE!!!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
Sing like an angel. Dance like a devil.
of 38 votes, 5% like it
Stupid Acronyms FTW!
of 38 votes, 21% like it
SUVs: For The Rugged Demands Of The Sidewalk
of 167 votes, 35% like it
The Tooth Fairy isn't as busy as The Cavity Fairy.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
There's nothing worse than a generalization.
of 6 votes, 17% like it
To Panhandlers: NO!
of 44 votes, 2% like it
Universally Appealing
of 63 votes, 21% like it
Wake Me Up Before You Go Go Gadget Rollerskates!
of 155 votes, 30% like it
Waldo now uses GPS.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
What's next, [outlandish scenario]?
of 53 votes, 15% like it
Who Died And Made You A Sandwich?
of 163 votes, 35% like it
Worst. Syntax. Ever.
of 49 votes, 22% like it
You can't buy love. And you get what you pay for.
of 28 votes, 21% like it
Your band will never be famous.
of 58 votes, 26% like it
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Probably the best thing anyone has ever drawn for me!!







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My favourite commenter:
Sunshine69

My favourite lesbian nerd:
Lucretia Mott

My favourite PS3 gamer:
Fatheed

My favourite inside joke conspirator:
jenraskopf

My favourite fake account:
Fretsel

My favourite blog prankster:
kennybanzai

My favourite controversial artist:
Tasteslikegrandpa

My favourite secrets person :
renfrue

My favourite French "so bad it's good" artist:
Monsieur Pimpant

My favourite vector factory:
Glennz

My favourite collaborator:
martiandrivein (three times!)

My favourite Threadless dog:
puti

My favourite rhyming blogger name:
smitten kitten

My favourite meat alternative:
tofurky

Favourite wiffleball player:
wiffler

Favourite blogger who looks hot in glasses:
orwell

My favourite deleted account (because it is deleted):
geewally

My favourite person who thinks about things and then says them:
stubby43

Favourite funniest people here:
TIE! FrickinAwesome and larlar

Favourite deleted fake account of mine:
SexyTime

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Update: Sep 08, '08
Update: Adam White
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