Profile for thehoch - First Finger Sex and Now Soap On Your Bum?

thehoch aka Andy is a 42.18 year old boy, has been a member since July 16, 2005, has scored 6,854 submissions, giving an average score of 0.52, helping 22 designs get printed.

Nov 26 '06 by thehoch
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First Finger Sex and Now Soap On Your Bum?

about Lil' Soap

I think finger sex takes the cake, but wearing a shirt that says "rub me on your BUTT" is a close second.

Good luck!

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myspacetom on Nov 26 '06 at 12:15pm

well, this is a reprint and ugly. money shot is new and beautiful.

marizzle on Nov 26 '06 at 12:19pm

oh get over yourself

photomike on Nov 26 '06 at 12:19pm

get outta here hoch. to take a class on realizing you're a buttface.

kidaro on Nov 26 '06 at 12:20pm

Your turning into an old man fast, my friend.

marizzle on Nov 26 '06 at 12:20pm

amen

kidaro on Nov 26 '06 at 12:20pm

*You're. Crap!

jwalsh on Nov 26 '06 at 12:21pm

aww its not ugly. its not really for me... but its cute and funny, i would think it was cute if I saw someone wearing it.

Fwuzzle on Nov 26 '06 at 12:22pm

I see the trend. But worse things could happen. He's not that big of a buttface.

chisafer on Nov 26 '06 at 12:22pm

"new trend"? this is an old shirt that just happened to be reprinted.

stevethenotsogreat on Nov 26 '06 at 12:23pm

finger sex.

teeeheeee

littlem on Nov 26 '06 at 12:24pm

by the way, that finger is really little and that hole is really big!

colin_Brights on Nov 26 '06 at 12:25pm

i happen to like this shirt. Just bought it in a hoody!

photomike on Nov 26 '06 at 12:25pm

hey staff? can we please get this "stevethenotsogreat" character banned from the site? She is CLEARLY promoting the double standard you have so unrightfully imposed on us.

ps. hoch is too a buttface

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 12:28pm

Thanks Fwuzzle...

The funny thing is that I did actually have an operation when I was born because my face was stuck to my right butt cheek. So, when people do make these "comments" about me...I actually can say they have a point...

Moving on...I say people who wear this tshirt are trying to get people not to laugh but to get them upset instead.

Fingers screwing, soap wiping your boat...Yeah, that's great stuff to wear in front of kids...How about a tshirt called Hot Coffee Enema? Maybe one of those cartoon characters getting some "mocha fun" in graphic detail. Oh brother, where art thou?

littlem on Nov 26 '06 at 12:30pm

what kinda shirt should they wear?

"Hey kids, don't use soap on your butt. In fact, don't ever wash your private parts."

Khol on Nov 26 '06 at 12:30pm

i dont get what you're trying to say...there are people on this site who have kids, there are people who work for threadless that have kids. threadless can print whatever the hell they want and you can buy whatever the hell you want.

i understand that you have a right to complain, but i just dont get what you want out of it. obviously threadless isnt gonna pull either shirts and obviously you are gathering a mass amount of people who are beginning to dislike you.

sure the shirts may be inappropriate, some people like them and think they are funny others dont. thats just the way its always gonna be. let it go.

(im not here to argue with you)

Rock Deputy on Nov 26 '06 at 12:30pm

I can't take you seriously... you're lecturing us on appropriate conduct when you have obscenities on your profile pick.

thehoch = hypocrit

chisafer on Nov 26 '06 at 12:32pm

kill kill kill die die die!

I feel like shooting you in the face.

how's that appropriateness for you, hoch?

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 12:36pm

Rock Doodie you are the hypocritE my friend.

And my monkey is scratching his eyes, that is no big deal. I didn't even realize that it was his middle finger until someone pointed that out on here. Kids wouldn't notice that either unless someone at home pointed it out to them.

Orangutans are cool, please leave my monkier alone, thank you. And how about your lasers from your eyes...My kids could see that and then aim a laser at his cornea...THANKS BRO!

bananaphone on Nov 26 '06 at 12:36pm

the hoch was banned for unprovokingly abusing members of staff and now he wants us all to think about the children.

How about you think about shutting the fuck up and going back to where you came from hoch.

KillthePilot on Nov 26 '06 at 12:36pm

thehoch, I will take you up on your proposition for the Money Shot shirt, buy it for me and send it to me, i will pose with it on with my teachers, grandparents, and even my priest and then post the pics here.

jessifuzaki on Nov 26 '06 at 12:37pm

Hygiene is now deemed inapprpriate because it's asking to be used? Hell, let's all be dirty!

Just because you don't like them doesn't mean others will. Get over it.

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 12:38pm

Chisafer...

I thought you apologized yesterday for calling me names...Now you are telling me that you want to shoot me...

That is actually against the law, and if I wanted to look into this further, you would be SORRY! Don't make threats or pay the price.

All I am doing is telling you my opinion and you want to KILL ME. WOW! Now that's sanity at it's finest level. Please go tell mommy that you want to double your dose this week.

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 12:40pm

Alright Kill the pilot...

Right out your address on here and I will order it and send it your way.

I want you to honestly wear it all day and not only take pics, but get honest opinions from people about it. How's that...I like the challenge...

jessifuzaki on Nov 26 '06 at 12:40pm

I don't understand how you think Money Shot and Lil' Soap is so bad when we have Afternoon Delight: clear silhouettes of unicorns humping each other.

stevethenotsogreat on Nov 26 '06 at 12:41pm

photomike on Nov 26 '06 at 12:25pm hey staff? can we please get this "stevethenotsogreat" character banned from the site? She is CLEARLY promoting the double standard you have so unrightfully imposed on us.

OMG! HOW DARE YOU!

Chevalier on Nov 26 '06 at 12:41pm

this is a poor attempt at a "light-hearted" coverup for the crap you started with the so-called "debate" on Money Shot

Rock Deputy on Nov 26 '06 at 12:42pm

And my monkey is scratching his eyes, that is no big deal. I didn't even realize that it was his middle finger until someone pointed that out on here. Kids wouldn't notice that either unless someone at home pointed it out to them.

The shirt design is an image of a hand placing a finger through the area created by another hand's index finger and thumb... your mind makes the connection to sex.

And don't try and sell that bullshit that you didn't know he was giving the finger. Do you honestly expect us to believe that you chose it as your profile pict because you found his eye scratching charming? You must think we're as stupid as the kids who would fail to notice what your monkey pict is really about.

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 12:43pm

You got me.

I am done.

KillthePilot on Nov 26 '06 at 12:44pm

Derek Sammak

44 Newport Drive

Manalapan NJ, 07726

I will get some feedback that will shock you hoch, jersey isnt called the armpit for nothing

Rock Deputy on Nov 26 '06 at 12:44pm

My kids could see that and then aim a laser at his cornea

If you're dumb enough to leave lasers laying around the house AND your kids are dumb enough to fire them into their eyes then perhaps I'm doing a service to humanity.

stevethenotsogreat on Nov 26 '06 at 12:44pm

well then kids wouldnt notice that the fingers are doing anything either unless someone pointed them out.

chelly on Nov 26 '06 at 12:48pm

wait until you look up goatse

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 12:50pm

Derek...

OK Bro...I will send it your way...I want to see some real feedback. NJ rocks, I was born there. But the environment is polluted and the girls still wear 80s hair cuts.

Leave the moment you get the chance young man...Head West!

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 12:50pm

Derek...

What size are you?

stevethenotsogreat on Nov 26 '06 at 12:51pm

oh damn derek!

PuterBoy on Nov 26 '06 at 12:53pm

thehoch is still not my friend.

jessifuzaki on Nov 26 '06 at 12:53pm

Snap, a free tee.

KillthePilot on Nov 26 '06 at 12:57pm

Small

Rock Deputy on Nov 26 '06 at 12:59pm

These are some classy slogans you submitted to Threadless, thehoch. Tell me... are these suitable for print?

Anyone Know A Taxidermist - I Need A Beaver Stuffed

12 inches of dangling death

Blue Balls is the #1 cause of male stupidity

Condom Mints On My Hot Dog?

Would you like to have a twosome?

Penis meet Vagina, Vagina this is Penis....Now Commence!

sarieanne on Nov 26 '06 at 12:59pm

oh brother.

PuterBoy on Nov 26 '06 at 1:00pm

owned.

Chevalier on Nov 26 '06 at 1:01pm

no rock, it was social commentary. he's obviously submitting those to test if threadless has enough class to not print those

Rock Deputy on Nov 26 '06 at 1:02pm

I guess my finger shirt doesn't seem so bad now.. does it?

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 1:02pm

Now those are great tshirt ideas...Where did you get those?

stevethenotsogreat on Nov 26 '06 at 1:03pm

are you fucking serious?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

Rock Deputy on Nov 26 '06 at 1:03pm

I got them straight out of your slogan submissions, thehoch....

you know.. the slogans that you'd like Threadless to print on a tshirt.

thehoch on Nov 26 '06 at 1:04pm

Steve,

Please watch your language....Thank you!

PuterBoy on Nov 26 '06 at 1:04pm

pffwah?

jessifuzaki on Nov 26 '06 at 1:04pm

el oh el, owned.

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