imakemudcastles
imakemudcastles aka John Furness is a 23.47 year old boy, has been a member since July 14, 2005, has scored 1208 submissions, giving an average score of 2.00.
Gratuities are never appreciated but always expected.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
FAT: It's how I roll.
of 42 votes, 14% like it
Tomatoes: Earth's Dingleberries
of 53 votes, 6% like it
Ezra Pound is an elitist.
of 43 votes, 2% like it
Sipping bleach makes me bonkers!
of 45 votes, 7% like it
Me speaks brokened English.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Si vous pouvez lire ceci, alors vous parlez français casse
of 47 votes, 9% like it
You can follow me to the gun show.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Zombies don't need 401k plans.
of 47 votes, 19% like it
I suffer an acute case of narcolep
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Insert kitschy onomatopoeia here.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
In retrospect, it still happened.
of 47 votes, 28% like it
Where neon goes to die.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
That's a spicy meatball!
of 47 votes, 11% like it
Baby carrots are really just adult carrots cut to size.
of 44 votes, 11% like it
If I were the 8th dwarf, my name would be Spitey.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
It's okay, you can touch me. Short isn't communicable.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
Hey. I'm Your Cousin From Michigan.
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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All about me
22 yrs. old from Flint, MI. Studying creative writing and graphic design at Saginaw Valley State University.
Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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