GamerJV
aka Joel Yap Villavicencio is a 22.08 year old boy, has been a member since July 14, 2005, has scored 740 submissions, giving an average score of 2.53.
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What's so bad about being drunk? Ask a glass of water.
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Read instructions before use.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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I run better with coffee
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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If the world stops spinning we will be thrown east at 7,900mph
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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I'm the coolest person here, it's no big deal.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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Smoking isn't for quitters.
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Do not sell me tobacco, I'm trying to quit.
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Batman for President 2008
of 54 votes, 20% like it
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I know atleast one stupid human trick.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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I can hit on anything. That doesn't mean it won't be weird.
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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If I'm still wearing this, I am not drunk enough.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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I swear you could walk through me if I wasn't so dense
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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have you ever tried popping a weasel?
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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I wrote this on a shirt cause it'd look silly on pants
of 48 votes, 33% like it
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British Humour: "I don't get it" re:"Yeah, me eith
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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You're not talking about not knowing not not where we are then?
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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my eyeballs will never feel clean again!
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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"stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only your
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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where there's a will there is a police checkpoint.
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not naive, but I sure am gullible.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Make someone's day, give them a compliment!
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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god made me too sweet, so he gave me diabetes.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not naive, but I'm gullible.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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It's hard being a ninja in a pirates world.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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bad typers of the world untie!
of 56 votes, 11% like it
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The height of high fashion
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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Home-Grown
of 55 votes, 7% like it
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Walking is for suckers.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Banana Republic : Pineapple Union
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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re-evolutionary
of 55 votes, 13% like it
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Your a Liar and I don't believe you.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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Flamable
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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Hitler ruined that mustache for everyone.
of 49 votes, 47% like it
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I wanna be a casper-like ghost, not the Swayze kind.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Super Villainy is where the money is at.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
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My secret handshake is for VIP members only.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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live wind tear read
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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My favorite euphemism
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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tear read wind
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I love stickers.
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I'm more cult classic than you.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Fear is the path of the righteous man.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Playing with fire since the easy bake oven.
of 50 votes, 28% like it
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Tier, Tare, Tear.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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reed, red, read.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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I happily have to disagree
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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I call it "The Aristocrats"
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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bank error in your favor. collect a hundred dollars.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Nostradamus never saw this coming.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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I took my inner child's lunch money.
of 51 votes, 20% like it
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Fun for ages 18 and older.
of 50 votes, 24% like it
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esprit de l'escalier.
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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Only you can prevent hot pants.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
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Single on Valentines day
of 53 votes, 19% like it
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if you know the words sing along
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Snips n' snails and Puppy dog tails.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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like stealing candy from a diabetic.
of 53 votes, 17% like it
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I am so looking forward to getting drunk tonight.
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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You must be very pesimistic to make an armageddon countdown clock
of 54 votes, 15% like it
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The worst dreams are the ones where your teeth fall out
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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"unhealthy relationship" doesn't mean sharing colds.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Rebelling ever since I escaped the ovary.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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I learned to drive in Jersey.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Pick-up lines are for girls.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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What has two thumbs and smiles like an idiot?
of 62 votes, 8% like it
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Love is a lot like cancer, it grows on you.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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Out of the frying pan and into my mouth.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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A drink precedes a story.
of 63 votes, 10% like it
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home is where I hide the bodies.
of 63 votes, 29% like it
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laser tag isn't as fun as tazer tag
of 64 votes, 28% like it
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I'll drop an F-Bomb on your emotions.
of 63 votes, 13% like it
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Squirrels don't have freezers, they just wait for winter.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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If I could speak 2 languages I'd respond in the one you dont know
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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An old lady stuck in a tree isn't as cute as a kitten.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
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Insomnia is the cure for snoring.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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S.A.L.A.D. Sloppily Assembled Lunch And Dinner
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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SUVs carry 7 people, Trucks carry 7 dead bodies
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Aspiring artist sounds better than guy who draws naked people
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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would you rather kiss me or have mad cow disease?
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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Bad advice make the best jokes.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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More fun than that guy.
of 62 votes, 21% like it
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I'm full of good advice
of 61 votes, 11% like it
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inhale. exhale. do it or die.
of 66 votes, 27% like it
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This stain looks a lot like words doesn't it.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
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no animals were harmed in the making of this shirt, just shaved.
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Rock Paper Scissors is the solution to all problems.
of 62 votes, 24% like it
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Fighting fire with fire makes a bigger fire
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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My momma is indeed a llama.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
Bet you lunch the teacher messes up someones name today
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Coffee is water plus.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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Do you know how many kittens I had to shave to make this shirt?
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Dreamers get nothing done while sleeping
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Dreams of tomorrow will always stay dreams and tomorrow.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
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ETSUMAHBIRFDAY!
of 63 votes, 8% like it
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Fair warning, I snore.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Go-Go Gadget Smiley Face
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Harmful if ingested, inhaled or comes into direct skin contact
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Home is where the telltale heart is.
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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I am Newton's laws incarnate.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I don't drink... much.
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I have never ever...
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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I spy with my little eye something that starts with "B"
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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I told three lies on my way here.
of 48 votes, 2% like it
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I wear my shirts inside in, yours are outside out.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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I'll buy dinner if you make breakfast.
of 51 votes, 6% like it
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I'm not here. please leave a message after the tone.
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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I'm not the center of the universe for nothing.
of 55 votes, 5% like it
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I'm so cool, I 5p34K [_337.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I've told atleast three lies already today.
of 48 votes, 6% like it
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imagine if isaac newton was struck by a coconut.
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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King of the Food Chain
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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love hits anywhere when you least expect it, like cancer.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Mumbler.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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My ego needs more inflating
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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My Very Excellent Mother Just Served Us Nine.
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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Now the question is, "can I eat it?"
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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O O . . Now you got your cootie shots
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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one mind, one body, one soul
of 37 votes, 0% like it
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pacmen probably mate like spiders.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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Physics is on my side
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Please answer in the form of a question.
of 58 votes, 16% like it
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Pop does not do the weasel justice. It was more of a Bang.
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Powerless Superhero
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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Rib Joints do not exist, only rib bones.
of 49 votes, 14% like it
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Someday I won't remember this.
of 57 votes, 14% like it
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someone ruined the word ecstasy for everyone.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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somewhere somebody is pooping
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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We'll never see tomorrow, Live for today.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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You don't have any choices except High Fives.
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Your girlfriend says I snore.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/149193/GamerJV
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If you were slapped by someone with a wet hand, would you be more angry that you were slapped or that the hand was wet?
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