I'm not the sharpest tool in the picnic basket but I speak good
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Are you good at living or bad at dying?
of 53 votes, 23% like it
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My particular social perspective is better than yours!
of 56 votes, 16% like it
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Naan is Indian for Nom!
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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I paused my game for this?
of 50 votes, 26% like it
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If you were me you'd be wearing an awesome shirt already
of 43 votes, 23% like it
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We have the time.
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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Less is Less. More is More.
of 61 votes, 21% like it
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Don't judge an e-book by its file format
of 66 votes, 39% like it
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Mana size matters
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Hipsters are the new rebel scum
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Generic Catch-Phrase!
of 64 votes, 8% like it
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If you were a country I'd cross your borders illegally
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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The radio star had it coming
of 66 votes, 24% like it
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I like to live in what my children will one day call the past
of 77 votes, 19% like it
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I discovered time travel after it was cool.
of 70 votes, 27% like it
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If ego is my greatest enemy, love is my greatest ally
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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My bellybutton is so depressed
of 65 votes, 28% like it
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I may look lost but I just don't know where I'm going
of 57 votes, 25% like it
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Hamsters: The gateway pet
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Everything's more attractive when it's in fine print.
of 57 votes, 23% like it
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Free Therapy
of 64 votes, 16% like it
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With great speakers comes greatly annoyed neighbors.
of 56 votes, 30% like it
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There's nothing noble about my gasses
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Don't let my metabolism fool you, I'm actually pretty quick
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Don't worry, we'll all be dead longer than we'll be alive anyway
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I build my life around happiness, not a paycheck
of 78 votes, 22% like it
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If You Only Knew Why I'm Smiling. . .
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I'm Not A Failure, I Just Haven't Won Yet
of 70 votes, 30% like it
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I'm Not Lucky, I'm Inconsistently Awesome.
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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ences. My Worm Hole And I Finish Each Others Sent
of 57 votes, 37% like it
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Even At My Lowest, I'm Still At My Highest Potential
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Life Is Like An RPG: The First 20 Levels Kinda Suck
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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My Mood Is Directly Related To My Bandwidth
of 68 votes, 46% like it
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I've Got 99 Problems But Binary Ain't 0
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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I'm Into Girls With Big Gamerscores
of 70 votes, 13% like it
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One Size, Fits Host
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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If You Can Read This My Hipster Cloak Of Obscurity Failed
of 71 votes, 25% like it
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You're Blocking My Wifi
of 70 votes, 30% like it
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Vaguely Attractive
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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What Is The Meme-ing Of Life?
of 60 votes, 18% like it
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Life Is Limitless. Death Is Definite.
of 63 votes, 19% like it
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If I Had A Nickel For Every Time Someone Wanted My Two Cents. . .
of 70 votes, 33% like it
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Ignorance Is Win
of 67 votes, 13% like it
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Nostalgialzheimer's: The Past Can Be Your Future Too
of 54 votes, 24% like it
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Pandora The Explorer And The Origins Of Evil
of 54 votes, 17% like it
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Life Is Infinite. Death is Definite.
of 62 votes, 37% like it
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There's A Fine Line Between A Hug And Assault
of 57 votes, 26% like it
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Kinetic Is The New Potential
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Mmm's The Word!
of 53 votes, 15% like it
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What Molehills Lack In Size, They Make Up For In Spirit!
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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A King Is Just A Pawn With A Cool Hat
of 79 votes, 34% like it
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Uno, Dos, Tres, Taco!
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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[ Adj. ] Is My Middle Name!
of 58 votes, 14% like it
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The Way To A Man's Heart Is Through Hyperbole!
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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S P A C I N G O U T
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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People Don't Kill People, Puns Do!
of 71 votes, 15% like it
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Proud To Be An Helvetican
of 76 votes, 21% like it
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Stand Back! You're Blocking My Wifi.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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Good Job. You Used "Your" Correctly.
of 31 votes, 32% like it
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Sir Lunch-A-Lot
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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Don't Tell The Illiterate That I'm Mocking Them
of 32 votes, 34% like it
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God Mode On
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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You Don't Get Paid To Be A Hero
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Accidentally Awesome
of 35 votes, 57% like it
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Clouds Don't Have Silver Linings, It's A UFO
of 32 votes, 41% like it
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Fear The Creeper
of 31 votes, 35% like it
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Don't Judge A Cook By His Cleaver
of 30 votes, 33% like it
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Actions Speak Louder Than Words. EXCEPT WHEN YOU USE CAPS LOCK!
of 33 votes, 55% like it
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Here Today, Gone Tomorrow. And Back The Next Day To Get My Stuff.
of 33 votes, 45% like it
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There's No Smoke Without Fire. Except Fog Machines.
of 30 votes, 43% like it
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+1 Up
of 27 votes, 26% like it
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I Can't Go Anywhere Online Without Getting Recognized
of 30 votes, 30% like it
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Your Age Is Showing
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Guns Don't Kill People, Puns Do!
of 27 votes, 37% like it
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Buffering. . .
of 35 votes, 49% like it
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This Text Changes Every Time Someone Looks At It. . .
of 34 votes, 35% like it
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I'm Not Who You Think I am. I'm Better.
of 40 votes, 38% like it
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Skin Color Doesn't Matter, It All Tastes The Same To Zombies
of 40 votes, 53% like it
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Zombies Don't Discriminate, They'll Eat Everyone.
of 34 votes, 44% like it
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Hug Me, I'm Part Irish
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Sometimes I Go Crazy, Just For A Second, Then I'm Fine.
of 38 votes, 26% like it
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I'm Probably The Evil Twin
of 40 votes, 35% like it
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Life Is Short. Love is Forever.
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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The Best Things In Life Are Bacon
of 26 votes, 42% like it
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You should see the other guy's shirt
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Make Love, Not . . . uhm. . eh Just make love
of 25 votes, 40% like it
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I'm pretty obscure, you probably haven't heard of me.
of 35 votes, 46% like it
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Ramen. It's what's for breakfast. And lunch. And dinner.
of 15 votes, 40% like it
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Squirrels are just cute tree-bunnies
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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They're coming to get you Barbara!
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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