Shirts I have:

Time Fades
A Fathom Farewell
The Communist Party
Cookie Loves Milk
Pessimistic or Optimistic?
Loch Ness Imposter
A is for Jerks!
Mob Musicians
Facial Hair Club for Men
Motovino
Planetary Status
Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems
Nerds Unite!
Hypnotic Sound
Love*Rain
Musical Meditation
Movies: Ruining the Book Since 1920
Satan's Little Helper

Have bought for others as gifts:
Ask Me How I Became a Pirate

I really like these sold-out ones:
The Swirl of the World
Ascending Descent
A Bubbly Beginning
A Voyage of Discovery
UFO'nky Gulf Breeze Sightings
Sticks of Shame
Rorschach Hits the Disco
Florence Nightingale
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Legendary Design Failure
Music Box
A Room with a View
Fluttering
He Lives By the Ocean