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illustraTom
illustraTom aka Tom is a 39.15 year old boy, has been a member since July 8, 2005, has scored 1,626 submissions, giving an average score of 1.85, helping 29 designs get printed.
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3.03 is pretty good! I think I set my personal bar too high with my first submission and I've been hoping to beat 3.23 ever since.
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tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:21pm
Whoring for votes was better. Pimp that bitch!
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:22pm
Who doesn't love coffee?



Oh this was a voting thing.. what do I get if i vote?
illustraTom
illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 2:22pm
I know, I had a sudden attack of "Wait! But I'm not a whore!"



Well, not *much* of one. So I changed it. :)
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:23pm
Don't you know that whores have a golden heart?
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:23pm
Yeah, whats it worth?
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:24pm
Golden hearts and wire coat hanger scares all over their back.
illustraTom
illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 2:24pm
Okay. I'm a hooker with a heart of gold!



gerpander: what do you get for voting? My thanks and respect? Does that sweeten the deal?
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:25pm
I'm there dude. Greasing the wheels is good in my books if you rub my.. erm back..
illustraTom
illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 2:26pm
*illustraTom rubs gerpander's... erm back...*



Oh my god. I *am* a whore!
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:27pm
scars godamit. My typos always lead to confusion. Anyway I like this, reminds me of a fruit juice comercial we get in Britain.
MoniqueH
MoniqueH on Aug 27 '05 at 2:27pm
I like it.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:27pm
Feels kinda dirty doesn't it? Yeah.. mmm..
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:28pm
tesko, don't you know that NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:29pm
My Pimp mentor, Ice Berg Slim, told me about the wire hanger technique.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:32pm
tesko, see Mommie Dearest
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:36pm
I slept wit' all my momma's friends. Thats what makes my such a cool cat, ya herd?



http://www.dylit.com/images/mu_pimp.jpg



Excellent book, one of the best autobiogs ever, I reckon. READ IT.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:39pm
fo shizzle my nigga, you go get Deep In a Dream, Chet Baker's biography. Tragedy.
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:40pm
I'm a cop that one a peep fo sho.
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:44pm
Just read about Chet on wikipedia, that is tragic.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:47pm
Check it tesko, it's one of the best bios I've read.
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:49pm
He had to re-learn how to play with dentures, thats gangsta all in it's self.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:50pm
He was a friggin walking skeleton with a skull face in the latter years, but I dig his music big time.

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/jazz/baker/baker_60.jpg
nailnate
nailnate on Aug 27 '05 at 2:54pm
besides all this about whores and and all that good stuff, I love coffee! (that is what this is about right?)
tesko
   tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:55pm
Sounds like my brother. ANOTHER blog derailed. We must seriously piss people off.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:57pm
They should go talk to the man then.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 3:03pm
laters then tesko & tom, off to see The Mutants, should be groovy.
illustraTom
illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 3:05pm
No worries. Blogs are living things. They can change topic, but since you mention it, nailnate... you like coffee? :)
nailnate
nailnate on Aug 27 '05 at 3:11pm
yes, i at least have five cups of coffee a day, black in the morning cappucino at noon, and usually a mocha in the evening :)
nailnate
nailnate on Aug 27 '05 at 3:11pm
*i at least
illustraTom
illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 3:11pm
Then my latest design would be perfect for you!



(I feel so dirty!)
nailnate
nailnate on Aug 27 '05 at 3:16pm
hehehe, excellent
bortwein
   bortwein on Aug 27 '05 at 3:36pm
Love this design.. I'd buy it.
illustraTom
illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 3:45pm
Muchas gracias, bortwein (for the illustrator template as well).
bortwein
   bortwein on Aug 27 '05 at 5:27pm
No problem, I hope it came in handy.
littlem
littlem on Aug 27 '05 at 9:46pm
Oh my gosh, this blog has been ransacked by the filthy twins, tesko and gerpoopster!!!
littlem
littlem on Aug 27 '05 at 9:46pm
and, by the way, that coffee looks HOT! yeah, baby!
bigpig
bigpig on Aug 27 '05 at 9:51pm
mmmmm.... coffee =D I feel like getting some coffee right now
illustraTom
illustraTom on Aug 28 '05 at 3:58pm
My coffee's hot hot hot! :) I wish I didn't love the demon caffeine so much, but I do. So there.
littlem
littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:08pm
mmm creme brulee creamer. nummy nummy
illustraTom
illustraTom on Aug 28 '05 at 4:20pm
I like mine black, unless it's something really crappy, then it takes milk and sugar to mask the taste. Never really explored flavored creamers. Creme brulee you say?
littlem
littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:23pm
I'm not a true black coffee drinker. Yes, Creme Brulee by CoffeeMate.
tesko
   tesko on Aug 28 '05 at 4:25pm
Im British, so it's tea for me. White, no sugar, PG tips tea bags. Just leave it in for a bout 30 secs, then add milk. Then add cigerette.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 28 '05 at 4:29pm
Yeah, same here tesko, to the last detail.
littlem
littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:29pm
no kisses for you.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 28 '05 at 4:32pm
No milk today, sang The Hollies.
gerpander
gerpander on Aug 28 '05 at 4:32pm
Though I squirt a wee bit of honey in my tea.
littlem
littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:33pm
I love honey in my green tea.
littlem
littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:33pm
No milk, no sugar, just sweet honey, honey.
littlem
littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:34pm
Let's get back together. Wait, did we break up again?
tesko
   tesko on Aug 28 '05 at 4:35pm
I used to take sugar, but since my teeth started to fall apart I stopped. Another British thing.

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