Profile for illustraTom - Who loves coffee? (the pot's empty)

illustraTom aka Tom is a 39.15 year old boy, has been a member since July 8, 2005, has scored 1,626 submissions, giving an average score of 1.85, helping 29 designs get printed.

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Aug 27 '05 by illustraTom
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Who loves coffee? (the pot's empty)

3.03 is pretty good! I think I set my personal bar too high with my first submission and I've been hoping to beat 3.23 ever since.

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tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:21pm

Whoring for votes was better. Pimp that bitch!

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:22pm

Who doesn't love coffee?

Oh this was a voting thing.. what do I get if i vote?

illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 2:22pm

I know, I had a sudden attack of "Wait! But I'm not a whore!"

Well, not *much* of one. So I changed it. :)

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:23pm

Don't you know that whores have a golden heart?

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:23pm

Yeah, whats it worth?

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:24pm

Golden hearts and wire coat hanger scares all over their back.

illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 2:24pm

Okay. I'm a hooker with a heart of gold!

gerpander: what do you get for voting? My thanks and respect? Does that sweeten the deal?

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:25pm

I'm there dude. Greasing the wheels is good in my books if you rub my.. erm back..

illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 2:26pm

*illustraTom rubs gerpander's... erm back...*

Oh my god. I *am* a whore!

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:27pm

scars godamit. My typos always lead to confusion. Anyway I like this, reminds me of a fruit juice comercial we get in Britain.

MoniqueH on Aug 27 '05 at 2:27pm

I like it.

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:27pm

Feels kinda dirty doesn't it? Yeah.. mmm..

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:28pm

tesko, don't you know that NO MORE WIRE HANGERS!!

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:29pm

My Pimp mentor, Ice Berg Slim, told me about the wire hanger technique.

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:32pm

tesko, see Mommie Dearest

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:36pm

I slept wit' all my momma's friends. Thats what makes my such a cool cat, ya herd?

http://www.dylit.com/images/mu_pimp.jpg

Excellent book, one of the best autobiogs ever, I reckon. READ IT.

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:39pm

fo shizzle my nigga, you go get Deep In a Dream, Chet Baker's biography. Tragedy.

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:40pm

I'm a cop that one a peep fo sho.

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:44pm

Just read about Chet on wikipedia, that is tragic.

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:47pm

Check it tesko, it's one of the best bios I've read.

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:49pm

He had to re-learn how to play with dentures, thats gangsta all in it's self.

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:50pm

He was a friggin walking skeleton with a skull face in the latter years, but I dig his music big time.

http://www.peoples.ru/art/music/jazz/baker/baker_60.jpg

nailnate on Aug 27 '05 at 2:54pm

besides all this about whores and and all that good stuff, I love coffee! (that is what this is about right?)

tesko on Aug 27 '05 at 2:55pm

Sounds like my brother. ANOTHER blog derailed. We must seriously piss people off.

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 2:57pm

They should go talk to the man then.

gerpander on Aug 27 '05 at 3:03pm

laters then tesko & tom, off to see The Mutants, should be groovy.

illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 3:05pm

No worries. Blogs are living things. They can change topic, but since you mention it, nailnate... you like coffee? :)

nailnate on Aug 27 '05 at 3:11pm

yes, i at least have five cups of coffee a day, black in the morning cappucino at noon, and usually a mocha in the evening :)

nailnate on Aug 27 '05 at 3:11pm

*i at least

illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 3:11pm

Then my latest design would be perfect for you!

(I feel so dirty!)

nailnate on Aug 27 '05 at 3:16pm

hehehe, excellent

bortwein on Aug 27 '05 at 3:36pm

Love this design.. I'd buy it.

illustraTom on Aug 27 '05 at 3:45pm

Muchas gracias, bortwein (for the illustrator template as well).

bortwein on Aug 27 '05 at 5:27pm

No problem, I hope it came in handy.

littlem on Aug 27 '05 at 9:46pm

Oh my gosh, this blog has been ransacked by the filthy twins, tesko and gerpoopster!!!

littlem on Aug 27 '05 at 9:46pm

and, by the way, that coffee looks HOT! yeah, baby!

bigpig on Aug 27 '05 at 9:51pm

mmmmm.... coffee =D I feel like getting some coffee right now

illustraTom on Aug 28 '05 at 3:58pm

My coffee's hot hot hot! :) I wish I didn't love the demon caffeine so much, but I do. So there.

littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:08pm

mmm creme brulee creamer. nummy nummy

illustraTom on Aug 28 '05 at 4:20pm

I like mine black, unless it's something really crappy, then it takes milk and sugar to mask the taste. Never really explored flavored creamers. Creme brulee you say?

littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:23pm

I'm not a true black coffee drinker. Yes, Creme Brulee by CoffeeMate.

tesko on Aug 28 '05 at 4:25pm

Im British, so it's tea for me. White, no sugar, PG tips tea bags. Just leave it in for a bout 30 secs, then add milk. Then add cigerette.

gerpander on Aug 28 '05 at 4:29pm

Yeah, same here tesko, to the last detail.

littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:29pm

no kisses for you.

gerpander on Aug 28 '05 at 4:32pm

No milk today, sang The Hollies.

gerpander on Aug 28 '05 at 4:32pm

Though I squirt a wee bit of honey in my tea.

littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:33pm

I love honey in my green tea.

littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:33pm

No milk, no sugar, just sweet honey, honey.

littlem on Aug 28 '05 at 4:34pm

Let's get back together. Wait, did we break up again?

tesko on Aug 28 '05 at 4:35pm

I used to take sugar, but since my teeth started to fall apart I stopped. Another British thing.

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