in australia you get to see breasts on tv as you eat your preakfast some mornings. but if someone puts up a billboard advertising shoes and there's too much cleavage showing the uptight old ladies go insane.

i've heard italian tv is all random nudity. can't wait to see some.

dude you spoiled Aussie's and Europeans... fucking wankers with your bare breasted ladies in every magazine and on the tv...



oh wait I mean.... Can I come live in Europe or Australia??????



I'll try to develop some sort of an Accent if that would help?

wait, i said preakfast up there. i swear i typed it correctly but my b somehow flipped upside down.



and sure dingo, come on over. we've got space to spare.

i can't imagine wearing this shirt.....

d3d...



could i have a pet dingo???? or are they too wild?



y'all drive on the left huh? that might take some getting use to?

yeah we drive on the left, it's actually great for me because it means i can shift gears with my left hand. i couldn't do it with my right.

i don't know how hard it is to get a dingo but i know they can be domesticated. i've cuddled one at a nature park. it's probably just a matter of living in an area where you'll meet some and befriending them with snacks and babies.

You know what? In Germany for instance, they are moving away from showing boobies ALL THE TIME, because people kinda got bored with having boobies on their boxes every evening...



Wait a minute!



Boobies and boxes... BOOBIES AND BOXES RULE!

what the heck.

boobs are great.nuff said.

You sucks.... birds?? O_o



Pretty soon people will be questioning your sainity. lol

... yeah! I do! Like Ozzy (not Aussie) did, remember?!?



No. that was bats. I do not want to suck on a bat.



But boobies? Come on! They were made to suck 'em!



What was that Steve Martin quote from L.A. Story:



"I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day. "



Makes perfect sense...

i hate it when people say europeans! europe is not one bloody place!! say french, or italian, or english

I agree aaronc2, see America has like 300 million people, and yet we all get lumped together.... really its the crazy middle part that hates the boobies.. the coasts are pretty cool. that and poor canadians never get any respect

I likey your murse.

British mate, British.

After travelling through Europe and South America I've realised that here in Aus we are so effing conservative.As Wataru2001 said, in europe nudity is on display in almost every public space.

Damn conservatism!!

i'm only human,of flesh and blood i'm made....

steve, get it. you'll be a hit at the office!

also try amsterdam for nudity.



i ave.

d3d, at 3:38am on Oct 25, 2005 wrote

[..] i've heard italian tv is all random nudity. can't wait to see some.

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well,

i live in italy, and downhere tv is SHEET - sorry, SHIT:



Must say in italy there are 3 public channels and principally 4 private ones with a national network.



During the morning time, it's full of serial tvs from 80s/70s (Charlie's Angel, Magnum P.I. telenovelas..), Tv Forum, until 13 (then You can watch a couple of TG NEWS), - then some japan cartoons tolobotomize your children home alone, - italian mtv for deadliving teenagers, Colombo (Peter Falk's one), a couple of ignoble Realilty (?) Shows, a couple of programs that for the first half hour talk about human tragedies, and the second part is about jetset starlets, showgirls relationships with football players, naked girls making naked calendars, fiction actors..

After 6 p.m. : it increases the volume of asses, adv's of how rendering tight Your ass, tits and faces like asses and like tits.. Add a couple of american situation commedies.

Then channels alternate their tgnews while on the flipside there are a couple of quizshows to improve the national crossingword level.



our tv has some nice programs only late at night, after midnight, on a couple of channels.. the rest is pure shit for brainwashing, killing the mid-culture, and alienating people.. During the week, You can just cross with a couple of good movies and tv shows.

Best (as regards me.. of course..): The Simpsons, Report.

But if You are a pig, You can even like this sheet. (shit).

Most of Italian TV is owned by their own Prime Minister. I mena, you have something alike in Germany with the Bush whackos.



So you actually want to start a "brainwashing" argument?



BTW: With Europe, I meant exactly that! One Europe. I think it's just like that. And I guess that only some Frenchies and Dutchies might oppose...



Another anecdote: There was this billboard add once in Germany, featuring Anna Nicole Smith some years ago (you know, back when she was not a total lunatic). It featured so much bare skin, that the amount of accidents almost doubled whereever the add was placed.



Could be an argument against nudity on billboards, huh?





Naaaaaahh!

but i havent everseen any aussie porn? its all american and german

I want to point out that German porn is NOT about eating poo. It's that story that keeps popping up after South Park.



Eventhough it was kinda funny.



Well, what the heck! Eat shit if you wanna!

as much as men would want to be women, and they would play with their breasts, iam sure women, that would want to be men, would play with their penis.

haha.

i think its mutual.