I AM A HUMAN CHEAT CODE
of 59 votes, 10% like it
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If I wanted to see things in color I'd go OUTSIDE!
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Fairy Tales ROCK!!
Everyone gets a Happy Ending.
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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Why don't you hang from a tree and mature a little bit?
of 59 votes, 17% like it
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Nobody's died from working...
...but I better not risk it.
of 76 votes, 22% like it
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Fairy Tales are awesome, everyone gets a Happy Ending.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Working never killed anybody, but why risk it?
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Smile, I exist.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Poets inspire..
...pitty.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Marriage sometimes ends well. Other times it lasts forever.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Psychology: Where the client is always wrong.
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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There is a better world, it is just more expensive.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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Before loosing my life, I would accept death.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Boogers! Modeling clay for poor people.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Forgive your enemies. But don't forget their names.
of 24 votes, 17% like it
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A lie that makes you happy is better than the truth.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I think of myself as a very organized mess.
of 37 votes, 43% like it
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When in doubt...
...C4
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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No one should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Happy Birday Birdbrain.
of 36 votes, 14% like it
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I love you like a Bear loves salmon.
of 35 votes, 31% like it
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It's cake 'o clock! All day long.
of 35 votes, 9% like it
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The most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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Exercise every day, you'll die healthier.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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All they should teach in school is how to Google.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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Well behaved people rarely make history.
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Guinea Pig Kisses. Weeweeweeweeweeweeweewee
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Hold me. I want you to feel greatness.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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Contents under peer pressure.
of 29 votes, 31% like it
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Hold that thought for a seriously long, rectum-pinchingly time.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Elephants in thongs is not something you see every day. Enjoy it.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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Badger tickling. Proceed with caution.
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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I feed my computer chips, lots of chips, with ketchup, no mayo.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Awesomeness now has a name, let me introduce myself...
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Different Strokes make a good massage.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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grandmother rockers
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Morals are just handcuffs made of words.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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The best part about schizophrenia is never feeling lonely.
of 22 votes, 32% like it
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Money doesn't buy happiness.
But I'd rather cry in a Ferrari.
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Devil in a blue shirt.
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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Quit while you're ahea
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Quit while you\'re ahea
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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RUN! from temptation...
...slowly, so it can catch you.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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You put the Pimp in Pimple
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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When in doubt...
...fart.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Summer is the armpit of the butt crack season.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Drinking before pregnancy may cause pregnancy
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I may be forgetful but at least I'm not forgetful.
of 17 votes, 53% like it
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There wouldn't be a swine flu if we treated the pigs better.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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Lemons: Perfect for orange juice.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Official Meeting Facilities Guide
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Official Meeting Facilities Guide
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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death - life
hopeless - hopeful
careless - careful
pro - noob
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Ride the South Carolina Union Trolley
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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2th place is not that bad.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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INSERT MEMORY CARD.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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WARNING Trespassers will be prostituted.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Please "do not" use quotations marks for emphasis.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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STALKER A name you can trust!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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For Sale at regular price.
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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#3 Dad.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Remember "Safety third"
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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REMEMBER: Safety third.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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AMERICAN FREEDOM (made in china)
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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Cool cats don't look at explosions.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I only speak Canadian.
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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Do not wear for sumo wrestling.
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Please don't steal my stuff. Thanks :)
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Homicide victims rarely talk to police.
of 20 votes, 35% like it
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Drinking before pregnancy can cause pregnancy.
of 23 votes, 43% like it
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HOMICIDE "Our day starts when yours ends"
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I love lerning.
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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SMOKING: Something the whole family can enjoy.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Balloons are a good substitute for Parachutes.
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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UNDERCOVER.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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UNDERCOVER.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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SPAY OR NEUTER
your best friend.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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HAMBURGER SPECIAL 25c.
(with meat add $4)
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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Doctors agree that breathing regularly is good for you.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
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Love one another, its not rocket science.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Love one another, it's not rocket science.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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ATTENTION: Do not display this shirt.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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ATTENTION: Do not display this shirt.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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It is not easy being easy.
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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If I have it I want to share it. If I share it I don't have it.
of 24 votes, 4% like it
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Daydreaming one night at a time.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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After the Rapture, Can I keep your stuff?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If you lie down with dogs, you'll get up with fleas.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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Despite the high cost of living, it remains very popular.
of 15 votes, 73% like it
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Refusing to have an opinion is a way of having one.
of 15 votes, 33% like it
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Hating hate does not mean you love love.
of 13 votes, 38% like it
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It has been recently discovered that research causes cancer.
of 16 votes, 50% like it
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All you have to do is breathe; everything else is just optional.
of 14 votes, 36% like it
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A penny spent, is a penny enjoyed.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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Making a mountain out of a molehill.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Your secrets are safe with me and all my friends.
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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I'm glad I dodged that bullet!
of 13 votes, 31% like it
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The mind can only stand what the butt can endure.
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Nice thing about standards is, there are so many to choose from
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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WWJKD?
(what would james kirk do?)
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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Never lie to an x-ray tech. They can see right through you.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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You're funnier when I'm drunk.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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2 cool for school.
2 broke for college.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Contains Milk.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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Contents are very HOT.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Avoid storing at high temperatures.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I'm the kind of person your parents warned you about.
of 16 votes, 44% like it
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Don't worry, I have tourettes
of 15 votes, 27% like it
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Energy anyone? 20/20
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Jesus Ctrl + S's
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I'm with schizophrenic
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Hit it like it's under warranty.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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Made with fresh ingredients.
of 12 votes, 33% like it
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If I were a dog I'd do it ME style.
of 11 votes, 36% like it
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It's all about the Washington's
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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Will starve for food.
of 27 votes, 22% like it
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Performing in front of a live audience.
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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I'm too sexy for your eyes.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Stimulus Package
\/
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
of 12 votes, 42% like it
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It's all about the Jacksons
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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You should see me on HD.
of 16 votes, 31% like it
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WARNING: Objects in shirt are cooler than they appear.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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Honesty: If you can fake that you're set for life.
of 12 votes, 17% like it
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BOOGERS
Play Doh for the poor.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Imagination: Helping people lie since the beginning of time.
of 20 votes, 55% like it
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If only problems lasted as long as New Years resolutions.
of 17 votes, 35% like it
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Let's be realists and look for the impossible.
of 17 votes, 47% like it
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I Break Clocks to Kill Time.
of 17 votes, 41% like it
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I am vegetarian because I hate plants.
of 18 votes, 39% like it
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24hr Divorce. Satisfaction guaranteed or we return your partner.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Working never killed anybody but Why risk it?
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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Web us tea be us (huevos tibios)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Web us come toss see no (huevos con tocino)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Web us come ham on (huevos con jamon)
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Depression is Anger without Energy.
of 19 votes, 21% like it
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Uranus should be changed to Urrectum.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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100% Taiwanese. (made in USA)
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I'm with schizo. ^
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I left my funny slogan on my other shirt.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Pirates: Making disability cool since 1440.
of 18 votes, 33% like it
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I have a crack problem. (only when I bend over)
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Bacteria is the only culture some people have.
of 17 votes, 24% like it
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If dorky was sexy, I'd be HOT.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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3 out of 2 people can't do fractions.
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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loading funny pun...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Kenya feel it?
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Rapping is as dumb as seeing a bum hum the beat of a drum.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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I'm 60% Water and 40% Awesome!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Is it hot out here or is it the Sun?
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I would eat you up if I was a cannibal.
of 18 votes, 6% like it
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I'm only dangerous when people stare at me.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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Godzilla gets angry if you point at him.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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I can haz a shirt.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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Do not feed the Robots.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I heard a really good joke, I'll e-mail it to you.
of 20 votes, 20% like it
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I'd go crazy if it wasn't for my imaginary friends.
of 22 votes, 27% like it
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Your Dad is a Mother Lover.
of 23 votes, 39% like it
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I can beat the odds.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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STOP!!, hammertime...
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I believe its not butter.
of 22 votes, 36% like it
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You are what this means to me.
of 23 votes, 4% like it
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For a good time call Sheniqua
Na Fa Fo
Fo Fo Na Fa
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Merry Christmas
Watch out for offended people
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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Could you explain that in vector?
of 23 votes, 22% like it
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I win my debates by curb stomp
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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farts are merely the screams of oppressed crap
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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Good typographers have lots of character
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Supercalifragilistiwhyare youstillreadingcexpialidocious
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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I framed you.
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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I'm hotter even in Celsius.
of 30 votes, 20% like it
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Now that I've got you're attention how about some paddy cake?
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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I spend my Saturday nights voting for shirt slogans.
of 28 votes, 36% like it
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I spend my Saturday nights voting for shirt slogans.
of 26 votes, 19% like it
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90% of the time people just make up statistics.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
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I don't agree with your terms & conditions.
of 29 votes, 21% like it
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The future will be better tomorrow.
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Nowadays you only see fidelity on sound systems.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
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YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING
where would you keep it?
of 23 votes, 26% like it
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Remember, you're Unique...
...Just like everybody else.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
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Drugs can cause amnesia and some other stuff I can't remember.
of 24 votes, 33% like it
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My only regret is not being someone else.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Laugh when you're sad, Crying is easy.
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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I want to trade my sweet Pitbull for an orthopedic hand.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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THIS JUST IN: Suicidal Twin kills brother by mistake.
of 20 votes, 25% like it
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I'm not completely useless. I can be a bad example.
of 21 votes, 24% like it
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Drugs maek you sputid.
of 15 votes, 20% like it
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Ugliness is just weird beauty.
of 14 votes, 29% like it
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I don't suffer from dementia, I enjoy it.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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Keyboards are a hands best friend.
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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Everything that has more value than money is really expensive.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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Elephants can't jump
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Shy people are emm... ummm... well... nevermind.
of 31 votes, 26% like it
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He who laughs last, thinks slower.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
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I hate people that don't show their face.
(anonymous)
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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I'd rather be a known drunk than an anonymous alcoholic
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Every woman has something beautiful even if its a distant cousin
of 28 votes, 29% like it
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I plan to live forever.
So far so good.
of 36 votes, 33% like it
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The glass is always half full.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Winning isn\'t everything...
...making the other guy loose is
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Never hit somebody with glasses...
...use something bigger
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I don't kill crazy people.
Are you crazy?
of 25 votes, 8% like it
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¿hcum sdrawkcab daeR
of 34 votes, 18% like it
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Click here to claim your prize.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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I don't go out much. I'm usually home getting laid.
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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I used to be unsure... now... I don't know...
of 44 votes, 27% like it
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This words open all doors: "PUSH & PULL"
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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Don't Drink & Drive, Smoke & Fly.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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It's always easier to do it the hard way.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I'd rather die that loose my life.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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Simon says: Go kill yourself.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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In memory of Alzheimer.
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Insanity is inherited from your kids.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Are you happy or married?
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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I'm a busy person, please make an appointment to read my shirt.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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I'm the kind of person my parents don't want me to hang out with.
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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I am the Money Shot.
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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I hate unfinished senten...
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Medical books shouldn't have an appendix.
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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To fix a financial problem all you need is money.
of 42 votes, 26% like it
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Don't do drugs, we're running out.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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5 out of 10 people are a half.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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A dog's best friend is another dog.
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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God please give me patience, give it NOW!!
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Run away from temptation, slowly, so it can catch you.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Slavery isn't abolished, it was reduced to 8 hr/day.
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Clean Conscience is an indicator of Bad Memory.
of 41 votes, 27% like it
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Don't do drugs, we're running out of them.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Good girls go to heaven, Bad girls go everywhere.
of 41 votes, 10% like it
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Money doesn't make happiness, it buys it made.
of 42 votes, 10% like it
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If I were you I would admire me.
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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To err is human, blaming someone else is divine.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not useless, I can be a bad example.
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Military Intelligence is a contradiction.
of 43 votes, 16% like it
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I'm a vegan because I hate plants
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Known Drunk > Anonymous Alcoholic
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Eternal Love lasts 3 months
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Meat gives wedgies to Veggies
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Meat give wedgies to Vegies
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Kenya belive it?
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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Your father is a motherf#@%er!!
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Mice like cheese as much as Radios like batteries
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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Shoot first, Don't ask questions later...
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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If I wanted to hear from an ass, I would fart.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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I'm an angel I swear, the horns just keep the halo straight.
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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Grow your own Dope. Plant a blonde.
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Watch out for #1, Don't step on #2.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 23 other dangerous words
of 54 votes, 30% like it
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