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FREE PARIS NOW
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You Can Loose Your Teeth Biting Down into a Grilled Sub
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You Can't be Both on Jesus and on Steroids
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You Captured My Imagination Now Let it Go!
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You Captured My Imagination, Now Let it Go!
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You Don't Like This? Non?
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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You Have to Save Your Sand Dollars to Pay the Jew Fish
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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You Have to Seperate the Men from the Boy Toys
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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You Know I Wasn't Reborn Yesterday
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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You Know When a Bar Closes Its' Put of Fizziness
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You Meet a lot of Aerosoles at the Mall
of 30 votes, 7% like it
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You Put Too Much Coffee in Your Jumping Beans
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You Think God Doesn't Know You're a Phoney
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You Think God Doesn't Know You're a Phoney
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You Think God Doesn't Know Your'e a Phony
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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You Want a Back Rub, I Get the Massage
of 20 votes, 5% like it
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You Would Have Thought Fifty Would be Seventy-Five Cents by Now
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Your'e on Fire , Well I'm World Flamous
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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Your'e on Fire! Your'e World Flamous!
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ZOMBIE HOTEL WHERE EVERY DAY YOU GET A WAKEUP CALL FOR THE DEAD
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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ZOMBIECROMBIE & BITCHES
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Zuhrich I don't Swiss at all
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Zuhrich I Don't Swiss it all
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