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lee klein
lee klein aka lee is a 44 year old boy, has been a member since July 7, 2005, has scored 554 submissions, giving an average score of 2.38.
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  Aug 23 '05 by lee klein        17 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
the husband said to the jellyfish take my wife please
Jellyfish killed your wife
Gig Young killed his
OJ?
Henry the Eigth killed several
I wouldn’t let a jellyfish anywhere near my anatomy
or a jelly donut
on a previous shirt
the squid was determined to be the sea-horse power behind the monster
here the monsters pray is invisible'
the husband said to the jellyfish take my wife please
the husband said to the jellyfish eat my wife please
the husband said to the jellyfish into the deep with my wife please

cement_shoes
cement_shoes on Aug 23 '05 at 6:53pm
What the ...?
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 23 '05 at 6:54pm
the husband said to the jellyfish eat my wife plese
cement_shoes
cement_shoes on Aug 23 '05 at 6:54pm
I gathered as much.
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 23 '05 at 6:56pm
with cement shoes you would be down there with the jellyfishes ifthey were infltables you'd be up there with them oo
cement_shoes
cement_shoes on Aug 23 '05 at 6:56pm
Dood you have some major flowers in the attic
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 23 '05 at 6:57pm
did you read my blog on that one prince did that
MoniqueH
MoniqueH on Aug 23 '05 at 6:58pm
Nothing he says ever makes sense, maybe it’s some kind of poetry.
cement_shoes
cement_shoes on Aug 23 '05 at 6:59pm
Ohhh... It would almost be funny if it weren't for real
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 23 '05 at 7:00pm
Flowers in the attic

It happens like this
Double diamonds made of terrazzo flooring
In a huge free Cuba theme restaurant
Besides which street-side “Speedboats of the Sky” fly by
The narrator of our tale once having worn white linen in an age of expansive living
Wakes up from his history to find himself alive in the age of infinite meaninglessness
Day glow disco divas in a black velvet unframed poster night scare
Welcome you to the update
As the purple prince of pop scatter patterns himself back into proper arrangement
“You got the butterflies all tied up. Even doves have pride”
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 23 '05 at 7:01pm
its for surreal- hey what about threadless cereal
MoniqueH
MoniqueH on Aug 23 '05 at 7:04pm
OH, it's rap.

Flow ERS in the AT tic
Double DIA monds madeof Terra zzo FLOO ring
cement_shoes
cement_shoes on Aug 23 '05 at 7:05pm
Well that cleared things up a bit....

I don't get this kid.
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 23 '05 at 7:05pm
flowers in the attic
terazzo flooring
the jellyfish is snoring
the husband was never reassuring
the wife is never coming to shore
the phome rings
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 23 '05 at 7:13pm
the husband said to the jellyfish into the deep with my wife please
Skipper6745
   Skipper6745 on Aug 23 '05 at 7:17pm
You...deny all reason...all the time.
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 23 '05 at 7:18pm
I AM TRYING TO EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS BUT YOUR A SKIPPER AND ALL YOU SEE IS AN EVER APPEARING HORIZON
90 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 21 '05 at 9:53pm
The octopus ate the jellyfish that killed the wife just as surely as Threadless veterans were eating the Vietnam Veterans who were eating the Venusians who were eating the Venetians who were eating the vetinarians who were eating the vegitarians who were eating the rain forest

and the octupus turned back into the squid that ate the whale tht ate the heavywight character actor
45 days later
NiceAlex
NiceAlex on Jan 06 '06 at 4:14am
this was super enjoyable.
steve_swartz
steve_swartz on Jan 06 '06 at 4:17am
why is pink killed? why is blue the killer?
why is the one killed? why are the many the killers?
why are all the danglies the same?

you all are not taking this shirt very seriously.
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Lee Klein is a primitive form of artificial intelligence currently morphing for and into the new epoch and the author of the world's biggest Turkish, Danish, Swedish, German, Italian, Oceanic, and Chinese (currently under construction) shopping mall poems who in his latest effort independently came up with Mao cow as in one of those animal sculptures in cities with participant artists' artwork upon them with Mao's face upon it for my new worlds' biggest shopping mall poem of china which I will go back and forth to all the constituent parts of China in all of its forms to write-----Mao Mao Mao
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