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lee klein
lee klein aka lee is a 43.99 year old boy, has been a member since July 7, 2005, has scored 554 submissions, giving an average score of 2.38.
  Jul 22 '06 by lee klein        66 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
the Palestinians and Israelis
trade violins across the border
Haifa shelled with old rockers
Dee Schneider, Donny Osmond, Ozzy Osbourne
Donny Osmond?

Donny Osmond hosts the purple and Green scene
with good old Kermit
up in the bus down on the street
tongue twists of benching, ground spirals of purple
husbands and wives come together in opposing shades
still life elements
passersby seen from the double decker's turning hull's top
Donny Osmond and good old Kermit the frog come together to host the purple and green scene around town the purple and green scene around town filming now

polar bears did crack
back when it was whack
now the polar ice is cracked
andthe unshaven beasts fall into the chemical sea
and emerge stained looking
lie they were swimming in chicken soup
or a golden haired cher
ice breaker-ice breaker
teh tumbling ice
ice breaker - ice breaker
sraigth down into the sea
ice breaker- ice breaker
straight down off the tumbling ice

Palestinians and Israelis
trade violins across the border
palestinians,Israelis, hezbollah , druse
in shopping mall maybe megamalls
military lines of well lighted shoes

Pataki, Souvlaki
cojoined blogs prepare to be seperated
prepare to be seperated cojoined blogs

If you were a dog thief
would you even think of napping
of a diabeticepileptic dog with no thief?
penguins and fish were killed in a penguin and fish and other species truck crash and spill
is there no relief?
nun of the above

turn off the Talledega lights

the craniums of captains of industry
kept behind glass

The New York Mats
blue and orange- ornage and blue
laid across floors

Congeeleeza Rice
unmarked karr

Useduptopia
I live in a useduptopia

Son of a smith
son of anna nicole smith

the question mark has answer surgery

law and border
lulu gets on the party boat
anna nicole smith gives birth
Joey Adams died

the hole in this poem
is like a hole in the Amazon
a plane clips a wing
and a thought falls through

Maryand souvevneir penises
the united states is not a neon democracy
all lit up with an electorate fluoresecent within
as a whole room is given over to the famous sometimes for being scatalogical photographer
at the new incarnation of the national portraiture gallery

the gold robed bhudda sits postrate before us
behind him a black circle
the black robed golden bhudda
sits his back to the black feid
turned around the golen bhudda sit towards the black feild
andthe black robbed golden bhudda sits before the gold field
does he not?

the united states is not a neon democracy
all lit up with flourescent electorate within
the original gourmet circus
is now pitched into the ground where theold conventioncenter used to be
here I am to attend the retrospective of the painter
who retains very little of her original lung capacities

downtown once downtown was to be a novel
though a little farther north in foggy bottom
when at a bar called guses with lit jet waters
mordechai kazman ran into a character named hot vodka cecily

as a whole room is given over to the famous sometimes for being scatalogical photographer
at the new incarnation of the national portraiture gallery
andthe united statesis not a neon democracy
butafluorescentdayglow pastelrepublic
where in Florida atthe aqau national bank
they print their promisary notes in turquoise

Its all about sports jackets
labels.crests,insigniaa
television broadcasters
run the gamut of the prism
orange,blue, red pink
golfers green forthemaster
though masters sometimes wear black
good Lindsay Nelson
but now to fill up both chambers andthe state houses with garments gone fluorescent
so much so hoping for what is not now a neon democracy

Hevesi haveasay
Hevesi momentarily stays
Gooday Lindsay Nelson gooday
once I played
playing cards
in the round in orange and lavendar chairs
in the Trump plaza boardwalk extravaganza
speedbats of the sky sped by
past the hotel casino's of that day and age
Montezuma's Tetotiouchan
with the bald dogs of Mexico
Xoloitzcuintli
at the great white pyramid expanse
by double belts over the frame and under the groin
fastened in
are down for the ride now fastened in
the atlantic city race as hordes of the glitterati converge
on the seaside resort for the race
as the shrimp blimp
an air blimp crustacean inflation hoovers overhead
as passes by the library of congess blimp floated by an overly decadent previously independently wealthy public servant
Azzacaranga Sports daily owning mogul from Meso America's sky yacht which cruises the heavens is also above

i t was a was a world of bottles of well age scotch cartons of Alfer Dunhill cigarettess from duty free the powerful scent of jet fuel and men with ruddy xomplexions as if from first class on the mist expensive premium airline out with exotic women in violetmarine well tanned and back fomr long weekends in Curical
and lithe young men speedboat racers in high itched supple racing leather stuck in this video game this seciond or third life which seemed to go on forever in repeats updates and variations from the white peackock and fancy chinese lattice wprkcostume balls thrown by venezualan arms dealers at corla pink luxury hotels

Hevesi Haveasay Haveaseat takeaseat
in a speedboat a skyborne speedboat
maybe high on a cyber spice provided by a pasha
neo neon freon, chartreuse juice.orange mustard methan gas, or violetmarine relaxation
and you said that this is not a neondemocracy
but a fluoresecent pastel day glow republic
but now it is neither
the election is over
and this poem has become speedboats of the sky a log a blog
about skyboirne speedboat racing on the worldwide circuit
speed comes back
but you were supposed to be slowing down after dreaming of snails and eating escargot

lalique ibyx antlers
gianii versace played by gianfranco baroque
fancy silk shitrts with ornate brcading as designpatterning
deco drive
the miamibeach sector the casaazul the high in the sky restaraunt on stilts grafted onto the platform the openair loungue the building clad in jade inlaid stone from pxaca scene now of recent unrest welcome to the obsidian sphere
models and designers and speedboat racers and corporate moguls and cyberspice pasha mingle with all the glitterati andcoteries here it is the third life the life on top of life the wedding cake of existance the speedboats of thesky but is all a game of trannversal simulacra where are you really you are here

zeus=- zeus saturine cobalt the bakn in fishnet stockings and wetsuits which does songs with power chords simulating the hyperspeed of the world economy and curr3ency interchange and now the tronsposistion of materiality

here are four speedboat racers here including
roberts and scully
and at one point they get stuck in the a nightmarish nyc port authority bus terminal
which has become as if a video game
coming at them crack head and knife and hammer weilding physchos
before they wander out the exit and wind up at a bar
called el distinguio wakamba
sims weilding hammers and ice picks in a virtual port authority

three poodles lie in the middle of the road
one has been hit the other two sit
until they are sure the taken out one is dead
and the they clear
the dreamer than "googles'
the symbolism of this
and gets a dog which was struck by a car
then shot in the head by an officer
toput it out of its' supposed misery
then frozen in the morgue
where it arose in its body bag
and alive went onto appear on the Today show

A Killer whale injures trainer
how come the killer whale didn't kill the trainer
a couple of yogis argue

lock your knee
Lakshmi Singh
the gums of Navaronne

sasangasana
roll forward like a wheel
the teacher John Stewart says

"apocalypso :
says the elevator operator up to the theaters
in the times square megaplex
"apocalypso"
Condoleeza Sacrifrice

The physchedelic flurries
The physchedelic floors
Sting plays the lute
the leg riases in tadasana
sting posed in the desert as if the dirt and the sand , and mud?
for the photographer annie leibovitz
in what wwas almost tadasana
sting plays the lute
the leg rises in tadasana

Lock your knee
Condalooza Rice
lachmi Singh
the riddler wears a heavy what suit to dive
at the equator where alligators and polar bears are to meet for lunch
the police to reunite
Fat python
the cobra wishes to wrap itself around something else
and not fingers on a cigarette
but bodies together
the thick serpent
and the lithe frame

Artichoke hold

The Police Reunite The Police Reunite The Police Reunite
The Police Reunite The Police Reunite The Police Reunite
The Police Reunite The Police Reunite The Police Reunite
The Police Reunite

I dream that the Govenor of Oklahoma a woman gets arrested for assault
and says into the camera I will probably be indicted
I dream I save Monica Munstuk or was it Farrah Major Faucets really the art dealer Cynthia Broan
as we are stuck by van which cannot transverse where a sewer outlet overuns land
at the entrance to a body of water so I guide her through by rope though she is unappreciative to the other side

Drug related articles and blogs
Sandy Berger was checking out t
the archive
Stoned Loverrs to be Preserved
Prince in the Shadows
ejaculation stadiuim
The cursor exclaims YOUTUBE

Reno 911 arrests DIDDY
but did he do it?

Collapsed Lapses of intercoastal highway
slabs removed slabs -slabs and more slabs
Prince Charles wants McDonalds removed
in Beachfront Mississsipi they were removed
by force
by a force of course

slabs and slabs and more slabs removed until it is practically slabless
collapsed collapsing collapsed roadwork collapsed perhaps collapsing lapses slables

Turn on the heat to cool the engine down
Turn on the heat inside the car to cool the auto's engine down
for now its the return of Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuckup
Miss Japan reacted with Donald Trump
after he and she learned she had just bcome Miss Universe

the thing becomes the human torch
and the human torch the thing
after the human torch comes into contact with the silver surfer

the naked smoking stun gun
onion thermometer- onion thermometers
the onion thermometers- scrounge plaza

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lee klein
lee klein on Jul 29 '06 at 8:00pm
ice breaker - ice breaker
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 04 '06 at 9:49pm
ice breaker- ice breaker

palestinians and israelis trade violins across the border
palestinians, Israelis, Hezbollah, Druse
military lines of well illluminated shoes
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 11 '06 at 4:23am
If you were a dog thief
would you even think of napping
of a diabeticepileptic dog with no thief?
penguins and fish were killed in a penguin and fish and other species truck crash and spill
is there no relief?
nun of the above
14 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 25 '06 at 7:35am
the new york mats
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 25 '06 at 12:16pm
this episode
starring
congeeleeza rice
and unmarked karr
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Aug 25 '06 at 12:16pm
oi
Stevethegreat
Stevethegreat on Aug 25 '06 at 12:23pm
io
3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 28 '06 at 3:09pm
useduptopia I live in a useduptopia
18 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 16 '06 at 8:54am
the question mark has answer surgery
30 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 17 '06 at 7:19am
a thought falls through
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 17 '06 at 7:20am
a thought fals through
12 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 29 '06 at 10:42am
the united states is not a neon democracy
with a fluorescent electorate within
stay tuned here for poetic coverge of the upcoming elections
El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Oct 29 '06 at 10:47am
Is this the real life?
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 29 '06 at 4:22pm
yes dictador congratulations on your appearnce on cuban tv the other day I hear your looking thin as a rail
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 31 '06 at 7:37am
notaneon democracy pastel republic promisary notes in turquoise
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 01 '06 at 12:31pm
hoping for what isnot now a neon democracy
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Nov 01 '06 at 12:41pm
no such democratic notion has neon relativity
beyond the scope of targets rests areas of rest
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 08 '06 at 8:33am
hello Hevesi lindsay nelson gooday the speedboats of the sky are in port
21 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 29 '06 at 10:46am
the dreamer than "googles'
the symbolism of this
and gets a dog which was struck by a car
then shot in the head by an officer
toput it out of its' supposed misery
then frozen in the morgue
where it arose in its body bag
and alive went onto appear on the Today show
lee klein
lee klein on Nov 30 '06 at 11:03pm
A Killer whale injures trainer
how come the killer whale didn't kill the trainer
a couple of yogis argue
lenabeana
lenabeana on Nov 30 '06 at 11:04pm
happy birthday!! i had a blog for you earlier, didja catch it?
22 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 23 '06 at 8:40am
apocalyso
condoleeza sacrifrice
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 23 '06 at 8:40am
apocalypso
21 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 13 '07 at 9:28pm
the riddler wears a heavy what suit to dive
condalooza rice
alligators meet polar bears for lunch
13 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jan 27 '07 at 1:30am
the police to reunite
Fat python
the cobra wishes to wrap itself around something elses
and not fingers on a caigarette
but bodies together
the thick serpent
and the lithe frame










14 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 10 '07 at 10:25am
I dream that the Govenor of Oklahoma a woman gets arrested for assault
and says into the camera I will probably be indicte
I dream I save Monica Munstuk or was it Farrah Major Faucets realy the art dealer Cynthia Broan
as we are stuck by van which cannot transvers where a sewere outlet overuns land
at the entrance to a body of water so I guide her through by rope though she is unappreciative to the other side










2 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 12 '07 at 11:08am
Stoned Loverrs to be Preserved
Prince in the Shadows
ejaculation stadiuim
The cursor exclaims "YOUTUBE"
15 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 28 '07 at 10:35am
collpased lapses of intercoastal highway
slabs removed slabs slabs and more slabs
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 28 '07 at 10:35am
and disociative personality disorder in its early stages
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 28 '07 at 3:37pm
slabs and slabs and more slabs removed until it is practically slabless
collapsed collapsing collapsed roadwork collapsed perhaps collapsing lapses slabless

62 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 01 '07 at 11:42pm
Turn on the heat to cool the engine down
Turn on the heat inside the car to cool the auto's engine down
littlem
littlem on May 01 '07 at 11:45pm
hi lee
lee klein
lee klein on May 02 '07 at 12:23am
hi m
littlem
littlem on May 02 '07 at 12:25am
how've ya been?
16 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 18 '07 at 10:27am
and now its the return of Amy Fisher and Joey Buttafuckup
lee klein
lee klein on May 18 '07 at 10:29am
Butta Butta But I fucked up
10 days later
lee klein
lee klein on May 29 '07 at 9:17am
Miss Japan reacted with Donald Trump
after he and she learned she had just bcome Miss Universe

41 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 10 '07 at 4:32am
the thing becomes the human torch
and the human torch the thing
after the human torch comes into contact with the silver surfer
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 11 '07 at 11:45am

the naked smoking stun gun
onion thermometer- onion thermometers
the onion thermometers- scrounge plaza
16 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jul 27 '07 at 7:24pm
phone in O'Brien
the Oedipus Rex Parade
7 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 04 '07 at 11:24am
looking like twisted strands of spinach flavored linguini browned
brutally contorted metal rests aside collpased beds of asphalt and concrete on the Missisippi
11 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 16 '07 at 3:52am
a cultimatum
40 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 25 '07 at 8:09am
suzanne vegas
Staffel falafel
juicy moosie
very ample caboosie
ahmadinnerjacket
so much new york city racket
eskimokiss
   eskimokiss on Sep 25 '07 at 8:11am
long time no confuse-the-shit-outta-me!
How goes it?
29 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 24 '07 at 1:11pm
The cube turns into cubes and then turns into cubits
Mercury rises to lean forward
As all axes remain stationary in a box
The cube turns into cubes of which one turns into cubits
Salvador Bali
Quicksilver in Dandayana Danarassana
The Statue of Liberty in Tulindassana

Elevated angles triangles
housing project handicapped access ramp garden islands
The precipitous summits of windbreaker buildings
Inspiring one liners on crane droppings
Wacky cantilevered condominiums stacked against townhouses
You front entry maybe a ski slope
One minute and I will toboggan down
To be with you
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 25 '07 at 10:27am
massive Malibu mansion burns
the fleeing proprietess saves Elvis's pants
Wildfire Ravaged Southern California
new from Ben and Jerry's
38 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 03 '07 at 1:49am
the towering golden blossoming flower tower
in seamless stages progresses in space
as the yogi doing archidirassa
half-moon flows to one side and then
to the other within the same form
kayne West before he dies he want to hit the
Evil kneivel shot out over Snake River Canyon
kayne Rocked the stadium
hands over head thousands of them waving out
overhead like in archidirassna
Kneivel sued West agreed to meet
the two settled West's mother passed away
Kneivel sent his condolences
Kneivel died

3 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 06 '07 at 11:03am
I am the Iranian Nuclear program
feeling strong and a little bit crazy
feeling strong and a lot dizzy
an endless fount of your reaction to me
but,
I do not react
because I do not exist and haven't for sometime
Magnamoth
Magnamoth on Dec 06 '07 at 11:05am
crrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeead
10 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Dec 17 '07 at 3:51am
remember the golden standees
hosted by the popular bikram teacher Georgia
Sting and Kermit the tuxedoed celebrity frog
those who could hold their leg awarded gold statuettes
especially me given to myself while gazing at myself in the workout chamber's front mirrors
in a world of golen Casarighi boy withchesnut hair
bobsledding royalty
instapontiffs straight from the chrysalis
now with bright red Prada loafers
and bright metallic canvases of golden red purple
now the golden mickey's where hte hostess says ni hao Minnie
and the awardees are lie goofy, pluto, donald mulan, beauty and the beast for bringing so much joy to the audience
and tarzan jumps up to pat a tourist on the head I have not gotten a golden micky
where Kermit was not on hand micky wore a tuxedo
butr I am nominated this week for a standee once again

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Lee Klein is a primitive form of artificial intelligence currently morphing for and into the new epoch and the author of the world's biggest Turkish, Danish, Swedish, German, Italian, Oceanic, and Chinese (currently under construction) shopping mall poems who in his latest effort independently came up with Mao cow as in one of those animal sculptures in cities with participant artists' artwork upon them with Mao's face upon it for my new worlds' biggest shopping mall poem of china which I will go back and forth to all the constituent parts of China in all of its forms to write-----Mao Mao Mao
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Holy Mao?
Holy cow?
Mao cow?