1. In Tokyo Anything can Japan (Japan)
2. If Beijing Wants it Washington must Han it Over (The Peoples Republic of China)
3. Dracula You Give Blood a Vlad Name (Romania)
4. If She's not Happy Jamaica (Jamaica)
5. I thought a Maltese was a Flirt @ Forever 21 (Malta)
6. Pastrami Corn Beef on Rye Melted Swiss in the Carribean is Aruban (Aruba)
7. Its Sizzling in Trinidad & Tabasco (Trinidad and Tobago)
8. A Fast Food Nation is Togo (Togo)
9. Refusing Speedy Gonzalez Entrance to Switzerland is Cheesy(Switzerland)
10, Welcome to Indonesia I'm the New Sumatra (Indonesia)
11. Exhibitionists in the South Seas Stick out Your Tonga (Tonga)11. Exhibitionists in the South Seas Stick out Your Tonga (Tonga)
12. Mad @ gas in the Car They Went Electric (Madagascar)
13. Tired of Taco Bell?Why not try Alternative Mexican? (Mexico)
14. During the Dubai Holidays I stay at the Ramadan Inn (UAE)
15. The Rio Asylum is choc full of Brazil Nuts (Brazil)
16. Everyone is VeryImpassioned inNew Zealand (New Zealand)
17. I have Relatives all over the World including Aunt Artica (Antartica)
18. Sweden's Greatest Fruit is the Au Pair (Sweden)
19. I Have Munchen to Say about Barvarians (Germany)
20. Do You Think the South East Asian Nation Will ALaos in? (Laos)
21. Muscovites Love Sportscars Because Everyody is
Always Russian Around (Russia)
22. When in Rome Don't do as Roman Did (Italy)
23. Cave People Take the Train in te Holy Land Israel (Israel)
24. To Have Seance in Scandinavia First You Need a Norouija Board (Norway)
25. Frisky in Peru Machu Pinchu (Peru)
26. In Quebec Jim Morrison Led the French Doors (Canada)
27. Spain, Oh Sherry! (Spain)