The Naked Smoking Gun
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The naked smoking gun
Dressed to kill
Anthrax addressed to kill
Blessed to kill
Addressed to bill

Angie Dickinson as Robert Blake? In the naked smoking gun
Seventeen people killed by a water cannon

A cheesecake bacchanal starring grape toppings
Satyrday night fever straight into a steeplechase
Or backwards back into the steeplechase
Racing for or against church crownings
Excuse me said the queen to the prince
Who made it over obstacles to return to her
Seat and stand for a toast or at least a few words
From our sponsors Juniors and pan
Not cutting into what Marsyas had to flsay

Now a few words from our obstacles

Cardinal coleslaw
Sends around a bus carrying Michael Jackson among others
You don t know what happens at the abstract
Black rose, royal purple, gold, back, and red, white, and blue
Black, rose, royal purple, gold, and black

You do know what happens in the abstract

The longest serving monarch
The farthest swerving monarch
Around the cornices of the bobsled track
In a Violet and black full length snowsuit

Insta pontiff- a Betty Crocker papacy?
Popes in the aisles at the bookstore

Tricky mouse
Lock your standing leg begins
Bat actress

Python tattoo
Yoga cobra
Dead bird
Bat actress

The locked standing leg begins to bend
Flat bread splat actress
Blue pigeon pink pigeon
Tuxedoed celebrity frog
A champion horse named after a pop star s nine year old son
There s a moon over Determination Street tonight

A Sith up
A clock sucker
Calvin Spine
Another Sith up
In the Glandstands

Maryland souvenir penises
The liberty bell high up in the sky scrape
Perched in tall wood as if for rockaby baby ring that bell ring

Laura Tush
Tensionitis


Snoopy and The Red Baron
Have had have a psycho sexual relationship
Especially when the delusional dog saw himself
As the flying ace and acted it out

The naked smoking gun is flesh toned
If not melting peach sputtering a cream cloud
And Puffing white apricot licorice steam


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Recognized by the identifying marks on your zenith
Mabel Dodge Lindsay Luhan

A deep throat reveals itself
Deep throat reveals himself
The Bermuda triangle had a deep throat
The latest bombings

Click here to enter a bizarre factory

{Dark garden
Dark gardener
Darth gardener}

Darth Seder
Green Vader
An arch fetishist sent to do some landscaping

How about more Siths up.
multiple siths
including Palantine, Vader ,and Maul in full Darth gear
getting down to come back up

or a Darth Seder a whole
family dressed as Vader sitting around the dining room table
and reading from the Hagadah.

Doing a sith up Vader must attempt to keep his cape from getting creased-

A bazillion Brazillians demand justice
Aussie tossie- lick the medal go ahead gold winning fencer
Whats the big ikea

The Final floor
Battlestar attractica
The soup Nazi must die

Blueman capote

A flowering plane wreck

The American Marci party
Let the blue men through
The Dukes of hazmat

An exciting collision of primal animal forces

Courtney loves the attention
Especially with the guests gathered to roast Pamela Lee Anderson
As if at a nutty girl convention


Emergency KMART opening
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That's the line for the emergency KMART opening ..

Tuxedoed lamppost
Tuxedoed standing leg
Naked as the remainder of the body is
A giant on the ground air crash averted disaster diorama
Slip slide escape chutes to either side of the once airborne carcass
Lands nothing seems wrong
And then the jet veers off wildly
Yet people escape in sort of record time
As the craft heads for a ravine in site of some trees
Once they were passengers and now evacuees some head for the highway
And are picked up by cars

Tuxedoed rest of the body
Naked standing leg locked

A giant on the ground air crash aka an averted disaster
diorama
Slip slide escape chutes to either side of the once airborne carcass

Plane Landed at first nothing seemed wrong
And then the jet veered off wildly
Yet people escaped in record time
As the craft headed for a ravine in site of some trees
Some of evacuees some headed for the highway
And were picked up by cars

Tuxedoed rest of the body
Naked standing leg locked

The Darth seder relocated
Because the advertising bill got too immense
Not in money or merchandise
Because of over usage
This poem chose like Willie Wonka to confuse them
Then suffered where it hurt most with its customer base
but lust was the customer's base
Darth Vader in fetishism's full face


Like Logan's Run this poem is renewed for another season
Right here on the same network but another place
Before the change of seasons

Darth Vader prunes the topiary
Darth Vader prunes the topiary
Darth Vader prunes the bonsai
Darth Vader prunes the centerpiece
Darth Vader Prunes the centerpiece
Darth Vader prunes the centerpiece
Darth Vader prunes the catered events centerpieces

ITS A SITHUATION COMEDY
If you can sith-up late
And you can read in

The verbose posse
The nosse Nazi Soup Nazi
The Samurai lizards
The Ninja Turles
The "Heroes in an art shell"
Ulysees in Hades had gotten away from the sirens
The Soup Nazi must die or help Darth Vader prune the Darth Vader Seder Centerpiece at the very least

Lock your standing leg stadium
Tuxedoed celebrity frog

Tuxedoed celebrity frog under a photographed blue sky
Simulated painted onto a full side of the building in an advertisement painted onto the side of a building by a gleaming black beamer sedan on a sidewalk surface become the road

Tuxedoed celebrity frog green green and black and white
Reproduced in an after dinner mint to be handed out green and black
Once Tuxedoed celebrity frog now stark green except for his tuxedoed standing leg locked while doing yoga/ tuxedoed celebrity frog all suited up except for his green standing leg naked locked
The entire frog naked while doing yoga sweat pouring out from over the small folds on his green belly and naked doughy green head on one standing leg locked and then one webbed foot bent up to his knee and resting there

After Kermit finishes doing yoga he can attend a catered event where the topiary centerpieces have been pruned by Green Vader

Miss Piggy dominatrix/ Kermit the Flogged

Lock your standing leg museum
The museum of lock your standing leg

Angie Dickinson calls for Robert Blake s assassination
Robert Blake calls for Phil Spectors
Phil Spector is just glad to be out of the house

Skipper calls for an end to this poem

This poet calls for you graphic designers to scroll down
For some more graphic absurdity
It s a military theocracy
The preachers are going for the out-of-reachers the out-of-reachers say hey now preachers who were already being denounced by the teachers
It s a preacher feature
It s a military theocracy
Been a long time
since its been a democracy

Green wax frog
Tuxedoed or tuxedoed not
Felt leader singer of an infamous band
Clothed tuxedoed flesh-toned body felt blonde hair and blonde or brown mustache or blonde or brown mustache not
Green frog and blonde singer sing
(Some woman s name)You don t have to lock your standing leg tonight
Back on the set of determination street
He may have the face of the blonde singer but the hands of the felt frog

The Naked smoking gun a Sithuation comedy threatens threadless readers with return visit- with a return visit - it retruns- it retrurned to the website of designs and blogs or should we say blogs on designs but not so much designs which rise out of blogs
It fights for its life to be more than a posted zipper
Cowboys pray that Wrapsody in blue cheese was a fauvist sandwhich painting a Hungarian wrapsody in blue cheese Joseph Pulitzer had nothing to do with the food service industry or so it seems
There is not yet a Pulitzer for blogging or for that matter
writing about food

the naked smoking blog
the naked pulitzer in blog

A rolling tower of trays was once accidentally pushed into Sarah Ferguson Duchess of York at US tennis Open-who soon apologized for what they had done

A Food service armature on wheels
And inside the compartments
Clean dishes and yogurt parfaits
Coming down the stairs concurrently
is he who interrupts the smooth descent this moving fortress
and when standing upright it finally comes ot a landing below the lowest step Only a few parfaits come undone and a couple of plates rattle
This is the mind going downhill jarred but all things remaining in tact
After the mind runs a sytem check it is all systems go

You would never be a baseball stadium
And get the wrong instrument
But you could be body with your past running fast up behind you
Everbody will soon be part of somebody else
after all this world is growing so boring every transplant could become like an acting Class
the role will just rise up inside you and who knows whose lines
you will deliver if you having been de-livered and the having a liver deliver out from somebody else

Go ahead loot my brain like it was post hurricane New Orleans
I can give it freely and then restock my Kmart with more
Emergency Wal-Mart closing
Emergency Wal-Mart opening ..

Mississippi Drowning
Mississippi Sinking

The marshmallow cookie
Is about to come apart or stay whole and take float

Will & Saving Grace

Ass prices rise

Floating away on top of the super poem
Zombies tailgating a the zombie dome
Floating away atop the super-poem
Zombies have been hired by the federal government to help rebuild the naked smoking gun a sithuation economy

Raw newsage
Associated mess

The outer shell is not chocolate but curves in undulating slopes
And is mega-connected to the hulk
And inside were hordes of the abandoned ready to be expunged
A huge jelly fish overfilled with eczema but more concrete the bulk
Come-apart super safe the titan under stressor un-becomes himself again

Like human guinea pigs in a photographic circus in the sweltering heat
President Blush
Here comes Baton Rouge
Siamese presidents grin
Touring to raise funds for hurricane and flood victims
Here comes President Blush
Traffica
Here comes president and Mrs. Tush
While a traditional baby sleeps
On a comforter sparkled by suns
Before an assembled press corps
He had to crawl out of Crawford
Here comes the executive in relief
After all crosses were everywhere
In more than a few states

The whole world was affected
Cuban physicians were rejected
Sean Kayne was offended
Presidents bank heads and oil consumers are totally
Connected

The Tropical aftermath

The Castasphrodomes

The Bush s tushes The Astros Castro
Haley Barbour Kathleen Blanco
Levees looters
Wynton Clintons heli-scoopers
More than a few ruined hooters


Many readers of this poem may never be identified

The naked smoking hun

The hornet rescues somebody

Abandoned cart pulling donkeys
Join federal troops becoming government mules

The Lead singer of a famous three man band and a tuxedoed celebrity frog
Appear on a street corner in the rain to sing there s a moon over determination street tonight but soon the lead singer is gone and only the tuxedoed celebrity green felt frog remains

Then suddenly the ribbiter turns purple as opposed to his garments which are now yellow though the lamppost is black
all the while as the frog is singing in the rain

In the next change the amphibian is yellow while his tuxedo is purple

Then he is green and the suit is black but the lamppost is purple and its metal lampshade atop is blinking yellow but then the post has gone yellow and the lampshade purple and the frog remains green

Crocodiles are swimming by as if one as in peter pan one ate a clock and went tick now a croc has lets say eaten a cell phone and goes off on some downloaded I-tune but the battery goes dead

The Naked Smoking Gun
A Sithuation comedy
Vader Knows Best

The Naked Smoking Gun a situation comedy announces
The lock your standing leg awards The Standees
To be held at lock your standing leg arena
Adjacent to lock your standing leg stadium

Lock in that date to be announced later
and lock your standing leg
Standing leg locked

Mannekin half legs below the knees are slung
In a calf slinger within Showtime
As a tuxedoed silver haired former dancer and travel agency owner
Duels the poet against theme music as finally prosthetic accessories of a sartorial nature are dropped as the other leg comes up and in turn held by the
Hand -a calf slinger -with an improbable end
then come the awards-
hosted - the popular New York Bikram Yoga teacher Georgia and Kermit the frog and STING

Improbable destiny
The naked smoking Hun (hung?)
Sea-Beas and GB
Save C.B.G.B s
George W. Bush walks past
As debris is chucked by a sea bee in Gulfport, Mississippi
cc. BC
bcc. GHWB

A shell of an outer shell

People begin leaving the Astrodome for the Houston Arena

Ille Namaste

There is a bend in the road on the way to the lock your standing leg awards the standees while fans line the road and some sit in the stands
Will you make a stand before the bend your standing leg awards ?
The awards show where you reap no rewards

Before you resettle the city let the city resettle
Before you resettle the city let the city resettle into itself

A color coordinated multi-level yoga studio
For all the right moves

What gives?

There is a bend in the road on the way to the lock your standing leg awards
Will you make a stand before the bend your standing leg awards but there are no bend your standing leg awards because if you bend your standing leg you can reap no rewards

Caskets fell out of their slots
Tinker toyed out into the sea

A color coordinated multi-level yoga studio
For all the right moves
Home to all the right moves

Caskets fell out of their slots
Tinker toyed out into the sea

The Louisiana sit around at home category

Someone down there must be smoking some mardi grass
Demolition barge

The man with the golden foot

The lock your standing leg awards have been renamed the Georgias
for the popular nyc bikram yoga teacher Georgia

Here comes a staged hurricane to prove that we can respond

The Lousiana sit at home on your front porch category

Fleshlights in tone and then

"Promise yourself to keep your knuckles
under your chin from the start"

Petronas towers of fresh air shoot
through the hollow nostrils of my nose

Long ago,
Reading; hearing, and seeing the mother poet
the notion nagged me
that this could be in the offing of my future
a physchotic entente
with my materfamilias Phoebe
but there was the SeaBee chucking debris
down in Mississipi
while,
walking by was George Bush
President GB
then,
simultaneously in New York City
a homeless shelter was attempting to evict
the venerable rock club CBGB's
While I in my double decker circumnavigatory
trans-obsessiveness
over imagined it be named after my motherly forebearer
Phoebe
and then was therein presently
rechristened Phoebe G.B's

Exotic mall banding?
Exotic banding?
Name branding
Seven-elevens; green and red
Green, red, and orange over oatmeal tan
With the structure gone?
Green and red
Green, red, and orange
With the structure gone
If the structure is gone

In an airline crash averted
a Jet Blue jet airliner taxied around for hours
after its landing gear prematurely released
the aircraft being the type that it was
had to taxi for hours leaking fuel
this all occured safely
and later the pilot was widely praised


Brett Easton Cellist

When a webpage expires
how come no one pens an obituary?

The Color Purple aka "Hockey" the musical

it doesn't matter how rich, ruined, soiled, spoiled they are
or how ridulous they may seem
as long as they sell product
some huge kind of vodka

the tuxedoed silver haired former dancer and travel agency owner
who Dueled the poet against theme music
becomes a muppet or a muppet is made of him
he then becomes one of the crusty old crtics who sat in the lodge box
at the beginning of the ensembles half an hour televison progam
but then he moves on to have his own muppet travel agency
where eventually he employs upwards of two hundred and fifty other muppets

Darth Vader turned around backwards towards what is not quite a bonsai is an armored hedgetarian a scheduled and disciplined horticultural disciplinarian

Darth Vedder Eddie whirl Jam

Darth Vader turned around backwards towards what is not quite a bonsai is an armored hedgetarian a scheduled and disciplined horticultural disciplinarian

Manhattan Brigadoon

Man as the measurement of all stings
lock your standing leg revolver

A darkend yoga studio in another place on a fall day
where the students by the practicioner
go undentified so as to allow the yogi to work
between himself and the mirror
carrying this back to his home place
doing his practise without seeing indivuduals
and only if in moments and then later seeing them again and looking them in the face and remebering thier names

The young man who was to become the human torch went up into space to see the disturbance with the rest of the crew

The young man Johhny Storm
was piloting the mission
he was blasted by cosimic rays
and later when he ws home realized that
he would go aflame

Snowboarding he needed during a potential accident to be saved so a fireball did he become and from a snowbank a hot pool was made

Later as all the four of the fantastic four the core members of the failed space sortie found out what special powers their new composistions did afford
in the much bravado of Johnny Storm
he turned on the rockets of his inner warmth

Soon Johnny Storm/The Human Torch
decides to show off at Reed RIchards lab
he ignites flaming hotter and the tempature higher
he is told he is going to blow
when the chamber where he is raging goes
he is told he is about to burn stronger than the sun
finally he cools down

Then its one leg forward one leg back for
Dandayamana Bibhaktapada Janushirasana

Then it is one leg bck one leg forward for
Dandayamana Bibhaktapada Janushirsana

Feds here come Wilma
Wilma here come s the fed

This is where I fire breathe
trying to become the human torch
during Dandayamana Bibhaktapada Janushirasana

I have lived through this age so meaningless
and have now seen the first female supreme court justice Sandra Day O' Connor be appointed saddle up take the bench and retire

Wilma here comes the FEDS
DINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I am not here to have an interpersonality autopsy
I am not here to have an interpersonality autopsy of the soul or am I
I am not here to have an interpersonality autopsy of the soul

Autopsy turvy

Dandayamana Dhanurasana
Legions of the fleet of foot
or only trios of the fleet of foot coming together to be legions of the fleet of foot
leaning their bodies charging their bodies forward
into infrastructural support
triangles of brass tubing ,under glass
architectural fluting
in angles and triangles folding and unfolding
and at unorthodox corners holding as the ballet in unrolling

A darkend yoga studio in another place on a fall day
where the students by the practicioner
go undentified so as to allow the yogi to work
between himself and the mirror
carrying this back to his home place
doing his practise without seeing indivuduals
and only if in moments and then later seeing them again and looking them in the face and remebering thier names

The pretzel pleaded not salty

Johnny Torch/ the human storm
is brother to Sue Storm
who becme invisible
the invisible womaa
but over back at Reed's
Reed Richards tht is
when johnny torch/ human torch/ johnny storm/
human storm-decided to demostrate
igniting ws very exciting
until he finally go too hot
and chose not to stop
it was allchill with sis t first
but whenhe ws going for the tempture of the sun they almost had to run
and the inner chamber in the lab blew up

legions of the fleet of foot

A darkend yoga studio in another place on a fall day
where the students by the practicioner
go undentified so as to allow the yogi to work
between himself and the mirror
carrying this back to his home place
doing his practise without seeing indivuduals
and only if in moments and then later seeing them again and looking them in the face and remebering thier names

lowering a smaller scale replica of the statue of liberty
a smaller scale replica of the statue of liberty is lowered in- into a space in a back parking lot at of the Brooklyn museum

the roped lady
here then the nex day come four ladies onto my bus
whats his name one asks
lee klein says the dri ver volunteering my identity
these gals want to get me for a volley where i got a power driller to get on his bicyccle and leave a work site when
for noise and entertainment reasons and purposes over the microphone I shouted out "stop that"
and so the worker went in through the glass door sbehind him and retrieved his menas of trnsport and departed
it seemd as if he had listened to me and the corwd laughed but looking at e othe rtwo they screamed out ashole and and an oscenity and the ladies at mid bus siad something like oh such langaugue thinking I had said someting of the kind probably nd now reloading a vehicle co-hosted by me this one decided to get my name as they get on at the botaic gardens stop just diaganooly behind where the small scale replica of the statue pf liberty yesterday had been lowered in

The indictment handed down by the special prosecuter's office has the name Libby Libby Libby on the label label label

How come nobody ever comissione d Brancusi to sculpt the lower leg below the knee the wide of the calf nd the thin of the shin cylinders volumetrical suchh a question is now posed by the exhibition Constatin from the toe to the knee now at the museum of lock the standing leg only in the naked smoking gun a sithuation comedy and a poem

George Bush couldn't find the exit
George Bush had to be pointed in the right direction to get to the correct door

In Garassina
Eagle posture
Bridget Ann
So put togehther, so put together
like the hood ornament on a classic British automobile
slender sleek,
sleek slender
before the car
and before its' stainless grill
the person in the pose
the hood ornament
rendered by a sculptor posessed of considerable skill
one in line with the other
like the Rand the R
in the logo for Rolls Royce
this new automobile the eagle
with side wings out like Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang
takess flight like that old tinker or Back tot the Future's custom steel Delorean


During the infamous prison uprsing
inmates in full battlecry eclaimed towards the then Govenor Nelson Rockerfeller
Attica! Attica!;
At the Bikram yoga studio
"Yogis" having heard about nerve stressure
from the instructor Evan
might scream out towards he or other guides
Sciatica! Sciatica!
Attica Sciatica Nelson Rockerfeller
Govenor of New York Bikram Yoga
Battle cries

In Garassina
Eagle posture
Bridget Ann
So put togehther, so put together
like the hood ornament on a classic British automobile
slender sleek,
sleek slender
before the car
and before its' stainless grill
the person in the pose
the hood ornament
rendered by a sculptor posessed of considerable skill
one in line with the other
like the Rand the R
in the logo for Rolls Royce
this new automobile the eagle
with side wings out like Chitty-Chitty Bang Bang
takess flight like that old tinker or Back tot the Future's custom steel Delorean

Micalael bloomberg could not get George W. Bush
to attend his companies party after the washington press corps dinner
so an aide of his arranged for thew wax effigy of him to be shipped up from
NewYork which they then dressed up in a tuxedo (trimmings and all)

Kermit going down on one leg in topiary stand
as a hedge spray painted purple
as the series begins

The columinist R Novak
seated alone watching a basketball game
taking in a basketball game seated alone

Padangustasana
Kermit going down on one leg in topiary stand
as a hedge spray painted purple
as the series begins

'Gentlemen lock your knees"
says the bikram teacher Claudia
another pose where the instructions are within

Another averted plane disaster whichwas not another plane took place when a lunatic said he had a bomb and ran off the plane and was shot ded by US Marshalls on the tarmac though fellow pasengers said he made no such claims and his wife said he was bipolar and hadn't taken his pills

A judge does S and M on Foxy Brown in court
Jeff Reardon was a relief pitcher yeah he came out of the bullpen to drive the getaway car

"Turkey moves to save poultry industry'
meanwhile Pamlela Anderson takes on the legcy of colonel Harlan Sanders and Kentucky Fried Chicken
going so far as trying to get his bust removed from the state capitol

One leg above the other leg
like a horse's hoove high over the other limb's knee
Govenor George Pataki of New York State and Mayor Michael Bloomberg of New York City are walking along after a series of speeches have been given all from one podium and Pataki says to Bloomberg "pedantic ...pedantic"

Oscar the Grouch of Sesame street fame was arrested this evening for refusing to leave his garbage pale and appear before a judge in lieu of a summons
he was bailed out by Danny Bonaduce for purposes of color contrast - outside protesting was asponge mob

The Riddler wore a heavy what suit
what
The Riddler wore a heavy what suit
sea foam green ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
?????????????????????????????????????????????????

If Popeye had switched to wind power
he wouldn't be so dependent on Olive Oil

When Oprah gets over this dilema with the author of a partially falsified memoir she will have to proved herself to be above the Frey

I crossed Govenor Pataki with Alberto Fujimori after he left office you would have ex govenor shitake

Malcolm Exhale

Rhymes bodygaurd killed in clash

Up until a few years back
it was the democrats
who blastesd the crap out
of Quail/yle
blasted the crap

A double eagle
dopio garinassina
a dopio eagle
double garinassina

Up until a few years back
it was the democrats
who blastesd the crap out
of Quail/yle
blasted the crap

Dick Cheney is the only person
who would shoot somebody else in the foot

Ozzie Osbourne
bought a diamond encrusted
leather Ferrari racing helmet in a duty free theme shop in an italian airport
four out of five Ramones surveyed are six feet under

People read the smoking gun
people watched the naked gun but this is the naked smoking gun or the smoking naked gun
and this work was just waiting for dick cheney to do something dumb

"Ten die in cartoon riots"
how could that happen if it is or was only cartoon?
Cartoon riots called off
by the president of Iran and Micky Mouse

Dick Cheney is just like a player in the NBA he shoots from the line after a foul/wl

"The Devil wore Prada"
The Pope wore Prada
The Surrealist group wore DADA

Dick Cheney is just like a player in the NBA he shoots from the line after a foul/wl

Tweety could get the bird flu or he could run into Dick Cheney
So Granny had best keep him inside
I thought I saw Dick Cheney
I did ! I did!
'Don't want to wind up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard"
I thought I saw Dick Cheney
I did! I did!"
Tweety bird said
"Don't want to wind up a cartoon in a cartoon graveyard"

how many Jihad miltiamen showed up at tte diner to attack the Danish?

Damascus, Tripoli . Tehran . Islamabad all places they might run out for a cartoon riot
Richmond, Charlotte, Fayetteville , Wilmington
all places they might riot in if they ever run out of cartons

That the skeleton racer fractured his vertebrae soon became transparent

"Google stock down after commets"
leave your comments after scrollng down
scroll down

Votive candles
and tender Monocan princes
Black purple red and gold
the pope wore
Prada
the farthest swerving monarch
beaming statuettes
in a bobsled suit
insta pontiff

Googlers Google
but they don't scroll down

Google has fallen
but it can still get it up

Google advertisers experience
clicker shock

there is your pilot light and it is atop a stove
then it maybe that it is burning too wild
and might have to be extinguished by you in conjunction
wit your favorite yoga teacher
or your former blonde boy love

those in the business of of mining the infinite will eventually come to realize it is fininte

Moussouai is declared eligible for the death penalty
as if it were unemployment
an ex-con hells angel biker is shot dead on I-95
in Conneticut in a possible case of road rage rapid firearms dispersal and deployment

Ladies and Gentlemen
ladies and gentlemen
once again
the fantastic
four
Reed Richards for flexibility
Stregnth by and from the Thing
Johnny Storm is the fire within
and Sue Storm for that which by the naked eye cannot be seen

Remeber that when Reed Richards
brings Johnny Storm into his lab
to examine the nature ofhis new super natual composistionit
it is basically
out of an act of kindness
to help out the thing

A come apart armed force air cargo transport plane
comes apart
in three parts
in an averted disaster
as all aboard go on to survive
a come apart three part averreted air disaster
a come apart averted air disaster in three parts

A new law?
Only so many protestors at a funeral?
But how many pallbearers at a protest?
Or how many demostrators at the execution of a killer bear condemned to death?
but not one protestor or pallbearer at the same ursine's funeral sponsored by the naked smoking gun
you bet!

Ayoga teacher over the edge
would teach a cast for the cast of wicked -the wizard of oz
forming a latter day assina ensemble sweating
winkies flying monkies the tin man rusting
on the blog
Sting dons a purple blazer
as doe the frog
and both green and then both purple
and then one purple and one green
and then in the same colors in reverse
and then both in a jacket split down the middle part green and purple
and then again the sides in reverse

the jury in the penalty phase of the Zaccariah Moussari trial rewuests a dictionary and the request is denied
requests a dictionary to define a word
and is denied by the judge
The Beatles dollar Beatle’s divorce
does half go to the ladybug?


Houdini in Garinassina
a Hungarian in a wrap
wound around by tight plastic sheathing
A Hungarian shrink wrapped
the Hungarian pastry shop
their sandwhichdepartment Hungarian wrapsody
witha certain kind of salad dressing
a Hungarian wrapsody in blue cheese
Houdini in garinassina wound around in tight plastic sheathing
a shrink wrapped Hungarian in blue cheese