lee klein
lee klein aka lee is a 42.72 year old boy, has been a member since July 7, 2005, has scored 498 submissions, giving an average score of 2.37.
  May 29 '07 by lee klein        3 Comments        Watch this
The Burning Toaster
the Dragon Coaster
quick witted fantasies
not to be de-circuited
the waffle grid red hot
on toast release bazam
you say no slice
thousands of slices
formerly road kill rejuvinated
the qualities my personality previously posessed
got to go back to do a deep back backbend
go back to do a deep backbend
come forward again put your hands under your feet
for Pada Hatasana
the burning toaster
the dragon coaster
get up and ride the dragon coaster once again

The Burning Toaster
The Dragon Coaster
quick witted fantasies
bread popping out of two slots in the head
not to be de-crucified
the waffle grid wiring interlocking
on idea launch liftoff
the awning reads no slice
a whole wholesale operation offering discount loaves
skeletal animals like Dechirico's thinly painted horses
some missing lip and gum
one must manifest regrowth from within
go back to do a deep backbend
and come back and put your hands under your feet
for the second part of pada hatasana
the burning toaster
the dragon coaster
get up and ride the dragon coaster at Rye Playland Once again



lee klein
lee klein on May 29 '07 at 5:10pm
get back up and ride the dragon coaster once again
lee klein
lee klein on May 30 '07 at 11:45am
the burning toaster
the dragon coaster
get up and ride the dragon coaster at Rye Playland Once again

4 days later
Ellsswhere
   Ellsswhere on Jun 04 '07 at 5:19am
there are chunks of this that are pure genius, others parts are lacking. overall i am gonna ride the d da da ..
da da-ragon coaster
burning toaster
formerly road kill rejuvinated
: : as you stated : :
gold teeth double plated
Once again
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Lee Klein is a primitive form of artificial intelligence currently morphing for and into the new epoch and the author of the world's biggest Turkish, Danish, Swedish, German, Italian, Oceanic, and Chinese (currently under construction) shopping mall poems who in his latest effort independently came up with Mao cow as in one of those animal sculptures in cities with participant artists' artwork upon them with Mao's face upon it for my new worlds' biggest shopping mall poem of china which I will go back and forth to all the constituent parts of China in all of its forms to write-----Mao Mao Mao
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