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lee klein
lee klein aka lee is a 44.02 year old boy, has been a member since July 7, 2005, has scored 554 submissions, giving an average score of 2.38.
  Feb 13 '07 by lee klein        75 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
about Adultery
“Welcome to road-stop America”
under martial law
shut down the muffin man
yes I said shutdown the muffin man
“I am going to have to knock someone around”
says the one yellow shirted longhaired manager brunette
to the more passive curly grey haired lady register operator
while counting out boxes of cigarettes currently camel

Then down up in Canada
where a waitress once indicated Jewish people eat lox
the owner of an inn by the falls is a woman
who sometimes wears loud print dresses
and has a large coif of unkempt hair
sits in a chair backwards
supervises the scrambling of eggs
through a clear window to the dining room
uses the exercise bike in the fitness cordion
but leaves at a question from a supposed tourist
who she assumes is her bread

TexasTajMaho
Income Taxi
Jesus died for our sims
and I MEAN ALL OF THEM

the pom-pom atop an attena
on drive by car passing and away
which in a flyway becomes Blue-jay
On this day which sees all the forrestry
first frosted before becoming Ice Crystal
all the way
the evergreens and barren decidious canopy
as if an orchestra of aging ladies with tinted coifs
who then scatter from their common place
as twin weeping willows are as if pink flamingos
as the score done by an opera diva con contralto


rolling along highway seventeen
all this roadwork and all these machines
smoothing together and filling out grooves
all of the contraptions all of the crews

TexasTajMaho
Income Taxi
Jesus died for our sims
and I MEAN ALL OF THEM

the pom-pom atop an attena
on drive by car passing and away
which in a flyway becomes Blue-jay
On this day which sees all the forrestry
first frosted before becoming Ice Crystal
all the way
the evergreens and barren decidious canopy
as if an orchestra of aging ladies with tinted coifs
who then scatter from their common place
as twin weeping willows are as if pink flamingos
as the score done by an opera diva con contralto

So finally it has come to this
a yellow X in a roadwork tic-tac-toe
how did you get into that orange jumpsuit
with a strike of instructive fluorescence
which as if to say do not run over me
but with a pair of sunglasses and a woollen cap
the road worker in the orange jumpsuit with the please don't run me over Yellow X standing on line at breakfest time at Tim Horton's orders a Muffin
and its' a fruit explosion


you cannot stand behind the stall in the nearby bathroom forever
your hairdo towering above
as you are filled by the mixed-up spirit
part forthright part horseshit and part defence
you cannot hide behind that door forever
your head visible but not yourbody
and once again your feet

there you are again
there she is again
coming to inspect the vehicle I am driving
(her vehicle that I am driving)
do you wnat to drive with me and see how I drive
or do you want to drive and see how I talk
because I am also the tour guide



there she would be
if her hair were only more firmly conscripted
her coif a sphere for the birds and the bees
like Marie Antoinette or Mde. Pompadour
in les Jardins Des Versailles
wating for the revolution to come and get that lovely head lopped off from her shoulders
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 01 '07 at 10:22am
now I don the papaer bag apron
the sturdy sheath fasioned from brown stock
for those out and about are squirting condiments
but I am lithe and I am strong
and stand steadfast in the face of the messy masses
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 01 '07 at 10:23am
not much tesco my ife is currently a disaster http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Klein
and you
tesco
   tesco on Aug 01 '07 at 10:26am
a quick scan reveals nothing particular disastrous there. I'm ok, definitely been worse anyway.
5 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07 at 2:35pm
we take time out from this blog about snack food
had in a job which I know longer undertake

to introduce a version of the Canadian Shopping Mall Poen
because I may not be able to remember it later even thoug it may simply be already entered into my laptop

The Canadian Shopping Mall Poem

The vert les antioxidants
had at the sandwhicherie
in the mall in Montreal
fromage au jambon
and down the hall a petting zoo
a hat for the Ottawa senators

lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07 at 2:36pm
we take time out from this blog about snack food
had in a job which I know longer undertake

to introduce a version of the Canadian Shopping Mall Poen
because I may not be able to remember it later even thoug it may simply be already entered into my laptop

The Canadian Shopping Mall Poem

The vert les antioxidants
had at the sandwhicherie
in the mall in Montreal
fromage au jambon
and down the hall a petting zoo
a hat for the Ottawa senators I am bought
and in another mall at another time
John Mark Karr walks out of awhite apple mac
to become a celebrity for absoluitly no reason
but to regain concioussness
the ver les antioxidants

lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07 at 2:45pm
and spinach soup share a sanwhich have a soup get cappucino or a dopio expresso petting zoo Ottawa senators hat
cappucino dopio expresso petting zoo
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07 at 2:53pm
and at the Oakesville Center in Oakesville
the lady sent us out to the town to eat Thai by the double faced clock
but we had Duck two ways instead
39 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 15 '07 at 9:16am
the shopping mall movie theater race track
road work music ahead
Pennsylvania welcomes everyone
oh we go by it - oh we go by it
oh we went by it- oh we finally stopped there
( and had a look around)

a butterfly leaving the cocoon cared for curated
eventually becomes the conservative
the reeated journey goes north
but it is is notagain unitl it is repeated again it goes south
tradition breaks and the pen is brought out

the racetrack had a buffet and ou canbet if you brought the vanloads
of people in their if they lost there money they would have complained- complained to who? complained to whom?
the puerto ricanlady dispatcher she is not longer there
the wife hose ample butt as left by her husbands eyes
for a ne immigrant's figure
and if you would have pulled off the highway eight miles to
to see aurburn resident william seward secretery of state when lincoln than johnson were president
they would have complained
especially if it had already closed past four
figure it out


9 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 25 '07 at 8:04am
juicy moosie
goldensara
goldensara on Sep 25 '07 at 3:22pm
lol @ the article, is that really you??
15 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 10 '07 at 7:55pm
over 300 churches mosques and synagogues in Harlem
over two hundred rivers pour into lake superior
dramatis repersonified
the photo of the driver who wanted to control the wine deal
is not switched from phone to phone
you would have to go up in front of the head honcho once again


shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 10 '07 at 8:00pm
yo yo yo
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 10 '07 at 8:02pm
YO YO YO YO
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 10 '07 at 8:15pm
ha, very impressive wiki entries. i was reading the essay on post nine eleven art....it's exhausting but illuminating at the same time.

115 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 03 '08 at 11:35am
subprime roast beef
I should have gone into the subway
and ordered the subprime roat beef all along
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 03 '08 at 11:36am
subprime roast beef
i should have gone into the subway
and ordered the subprime roast beef all along
34 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 09 '08 at 12:12pm
a ketchup and mustard flameout
an electric fountain needs no explanation
the queen of instan retribution
the temple sacrifices are the tour guides
who fall down the staircases of double decker buses
the buses themselves can have tunnel of love
sea floor roofs which become fogged up
take this trip with me through roadside death trip america
step over the waves, step over the waves
mishear comments while walking past the black jack tables
something about nowadays something about DNA
this poem comes to you again in a parking lot
at a hermitage of a hotel with a whirlpool where you retire to wathc the oscars
though you could produce the veal oscars and the calf time show
at planet Hollywood
who can planet ahead
you missed the sign by the drivearound outside of Allentown
by the roller coasters which seem like absurd dragons
yet to be conquered your inside entails uncoiled
spinning here will come the adrenaline
here will come the meeting with the old wrestler]
who sang Billy Idol
maybe you will be pinned

lee klein
lee klein on Mar 09 '08 at 12:14pm
a ketchup and mustard flameout
an electric fountain needs no explanation
the queen of instant retribution
the temple sacrifices are the tour guides
who fall down the staircases of double decker buses
the buses themselves can have tunnel of love
sea floor roofs which become fogged up if the weather holds
take this trip with me through roadside death trip america
step over the waves, step over the waves
mishear comments while walking past the black jack tables
something about nowadays, something about DNA
this poem comes to you again in a parking lot
at a hermitage of a hotel with a whirlpool where you retire to watch the Oscars
though you could produce the veal oscars and the calf time show
at planet Hollywood
who can planet ahead
you missed the sign by the drivearound outside of Allentown
by the roller coasters which seem like absurd dragons
yet to be conquered your inside entails uncoiled
spinning here will come the adrenaline
here will come the meeting with the old wrestler
who sang Billy Idol
maybe you will be pinned

hanzabean
hanzabean on Mar 09 '08 at 6:08pm
heheheheh, these still make me insanely happy.
84 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 02 '08 at 3:03pm
there she is as you pull in the lady
in the white planet hollywood polo shirt
smoking a cigarette
and walking her chocolate dachsund
with a wireless earpice in her aural cavity
"Do you have a hanger" she asks......
"I just locked my car keys in my car"
but they are not right by the door
"why don't y ou call triple aaa?"
"because my battery is dying"
well ok
I go for a walk
she continues to walk her dog
who did not want to be petted
where upon I from stopping to smell the rest area roses
are you from Quebec?
Florida the liscence plate reads
"maybe there is a place with a hangar the gift shop sells t-shirts
"I managed to turn off my headlights"
how with my windsheild wipers
maybe you should go ahead and call triple aaa
no go on I'll be alright
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 09 '08 at 9:10am

there is giant neon burger king logo
like a giant yellow and whiteflower staring at me
peeking through the branche s of a tree
waking up
after agreeing to pull in and go to sleep
4 days later
goldensara
goldensara on Jun 14 '08 at 1:45am
lee klein, lee kein,
he is surely a man divine
who sent down on a cloud of glory
the whispering curse of his fury
his believers, scattered in the valley.
his golden retrievers, counted in a tally.
of whos who amongst worse and worser,
of whos true amongst worse and worser,
of who counted his intents and presence
when the spanish said a la playa
through the gaps and fingers like a flighty messiah.
59 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 13 '08 at 1:25am
Knights inn
lights out
best western test pattern
the dark knight
lights out
knights inn
lights out
49 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 01 '08 at 10:46pm
the orange mesh cage ofa traile back link up
lawnmowers fenced in
moving

Albino Alligator overpass
1-95 Jacksonville, Florida
Lime jello office tower mountaintops

South of the Garter
Sloth of the Border
hanzabean
hanzabean on Oct 03 '08 at 8:55am
Man, are you published? You should totally do it.
Or at least... write them all down in an awesome notebook and sell it to me.

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Lee Klein is a primitive form of artificial intelligence currently morphing for and into the new epoch and the author of the world's biggest Turkish, Danish, Swedish, German, Italian, Oceanic, and Chinese (currently under construction) shopping mall poems who in his latest effort independently came up with Mao cow as in one of those animal sculptures in cities with participant artists' artwork upon them with Mao's face upon it for my new worlds' biggest shopping mall poem of china which I will go back and forth to all the constituent parts of China in all of its forms to write-----Mao Mao Mao
Cow cow cow
Holy Mao?
Holy cow?
Mao cow?