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lee klein
lee klein aka lee is a 46.48 year old boy, has been a member since July 7, 2005, has scored 559 submissions, giving an average score of 2.40, helping 13 designs get printed.
about Adultery
“Welcome to road-stop America”
under martial law
shut down the muffin man
yes I said shutdown the muffin man
“I am going to have to knock someone around”
says the one yellow shirted longhaired manager brunette
to the more passive curly grey haired lady register operator
while counting out boxes of cigarettes currently camel

Then down up in Canada
where a waitress once indicated Jewish people eat lox
the owner of an inn by the falls is a woman
who sometimes wears loud print dresses
and has a large coif of unkempt hair
sits in a chair backwards
supervises the scrambling of eggs
through a clear window to the dining room
uses the exercise bike in the fitness cordion
but leaves at a question from a supposed tourist
who she assumes is her bread

TexasTajMaho
Income Taxi
Jesus died for our sims
and I MEAN ALL OF THEM

the pom-pom atop an attena
on drive by car passing and away
which in a flyway becomes Blue-jay
On this day which sees all the forrestry
first frosted before becoming Ice Crystal
all the way
the evergreens and barren decidious canopy
as if an orchestra of aging ladies with tinted coifs
who then scatter from their common place
as twin weeping willows are as if pink flamingos
as the score done by an opera diva con contralto


rolling along highway seventeen
all this roadwork and all these machines
smoothing together and filling out grooves
all of the contraptions all of the crews

TexasTajMaho
Income Taxi
Jesus died for our sims
and I MEAN ALL OF THEM

the pom-pom atop an attena
on drive by car passing and away
which in a flyway becomes Blue-jay
On this day which sees all the forrestry
first frosted before becoming Ice Crystal
all the way
the evergreens and barren decidious canopy
as if an orchestra of aging ladies with tinted coifs
who then scatter from their common place
as twin weeping willows are as if pink flamingos
as the score done by an opera diva con contralto

So finally it has come to this
a yellow X in a roadwork tic-tac-toe
how did you get into that orange jumpsuit
with a strike of instructive fluorescence
which as if to say do not run over me
but with a pair of sunglasses and a woollen cap
the road worker in the orange jumpsuit with the please don't run me over Yellow X standing on line at breakfest time at Tim Horton's orders a Muffin
and its' a fruit explosion


you cannot stand behind the stall in the nearby bathroom forever
your hairdo towering above
as you are filled by the mixed-up spirit
part forthright part horseshit and part defence
you cannot hide behind that door forever
your head visible but not yourbody
and once again your feet

there you are again
there she is again
coming to inspect the vehicle I am driving
(her vehicle that I am driving)
do you wnat to drive with me and see how I drive
or do you want to drive and see how I talk
because I am also the tour guide



there she would be
if her hair were only more firmly conscripted
her coif a sphere for the birds and the bees
like Marie Antoinette or Mde. Pompadour
in les Jardins Des Versailles
wating for the revolution to come and get that lovely head lopped off from her shoulders
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lee klein
lee klein on Aug 01 '07 at 10:22am
now I don the papaer bag apron

the sturdy sheath fasioned from brown stock

for those out and about are squirting condiments

but I am lithe and I am strong

and stand steadfast in the face of the messy masses
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 01 '07 at 10:23am
not much tesco my ife is currently a disaster http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Klein

and you
tesco
   tesco on Aug 01 '07 at 10:26am
a quick scan reveals nothing particular disastrous there. I'm ok, definitely been worse anyway.
5 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07 at 2:35pm
we take time out from this blog about snack food

had in a job which I know longer undertake



to introduce a version of the Canadian Shopping Mall Poen

because I may not be able to remember it later even thoug it may simply be already entered into my laptop



The Canadian Shopping Mall Poem



The vert les antioxidants

had at the sandwhicherie

in the mall in Montreal

fromage au jambon

and down the hall a petting zoo

a hat for the Ottawa senators



lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07 at 2:36pm
we take time out from this blog about snack food

had in a job which I know longer undertake



to introduce a version of the Canadian Shopping Mall Poen

because I may not be able to remember it later even thoug it may simply be already entered into my laptop



The Canadian Shopping Mall Poem



The vert les antioxidants

had at the sandwhicherie

in the mall in Montreal

fromage au jambon

and down the hall a petting zoo

a hat for the Ottawa senators I am bought

and in another mall at another time

John Mark Karr walks out of awhite apple mac

to become a celebrity for absoluitly no reason

but to regain concioussness

the ver les antioxidants



lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07 at 2:45pm
and spinach soup share a sanwhich have a soup get cappucino or a dopio expresso petting zoo Ottawa senators hat

cappucino dopio expresso petting zoo
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 06 '07 at 2:53pm
and at the Oakesville Center in Oakesville

the lady sent us out to the town to eat Thai by the double faced clock

but we had Duck two ways instead
39 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 15 '07 at 9:16am
the shopping mall movie theater race track

road work music ahead

Pennsylvania welcomes everyone

oh we go by it - oh we go by it

oh we went by it- oh we finally stopped there

( and had a look around)



a butterfly leaving the cocoon cared for curated

eventually becomes the conservative

the reeated journey goes north

but it is is notagain unitl it is repeated again it goes south

tradition breaks and the pen is brought out



the racetrack had a buffet and ou canbet if you brought the vanloads

of people in their if they lost there money they would have complained- complained to who? complained to whom?

the puerto ricanlady dispatcher she is not longer there

the wife hose ample butt as left by her husbands eyes

for a ne immigrant's figure

and if you would have pulled off the highway eight miles to

to see aurburn resident william seward secretery of state when lincoln than johnson were president

they would have complained

especially if it had already closed past four

figure it out





9 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Sep 25 '07 at 8:04am
juicy moosie
goldensara
goldensara on Sep 25 '07 at 3:22pm
lol @ the article, is that really you??
15 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 10 '07 at 7:55pm
over 300 churches mosques and synagogues in Harlem

over two hundred rivers pour into lake superior

dramatis repersonified

the photo of the driver who wanted to control the wine deal

is not switched from phone to phone

you would have to go up in front of the head honcho once again





shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 10 '07 at 8:00pm
yo yo yo
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 10 '07 at 8:02pm
YO YO YO YO
shirtflirt
shirtflirt on Oct 10 '07 at 8:15pm
ha, very impressive wiki entries. i was reading the essay on post nine eleven art....it's exhausting but illuminating at the same time.



115 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 03 '08 at 11:35am
subprime roast beef

I should have gone into the subway

and ordered the subprime roat beef all along
lee klein
lee klein on Feb 03 '08 at 11:36am
subprime roast beef

i should have gone into the subway

and ordered the subprime roast beef all along
34 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Mar 09 '08 at 12:12pm
a ketchup and mustard flameout

an electric fountain needs no explanation

the queen of instan retribution

the temple sacrifices are the tour guides

who fall down the staircases of double decker buses

the buses themselves can have tunnel of love

sea floor roofs which become fogged up

take this trip with me through roadside death trip america

step over the waves, step over the waves

mishear comments while walking past the black jack tables

something about nowadays something about DNA

this poem comes to you again in a parking lot

at a hermitage of a hotel with a whirlpool where you retire to wathc the oscars

though you could produce the veal oscars and the calf time show

at planet Hollywood

who can planet ahead

you missed the sign by the drivearound outside of Allentown

by the roller coasters which seem like absurd dragons

yet to be conquered your inside entails uncoiled

spinning here will come the adrenaline

here will come the meeting with the old wrestler]

who sang Billy Idol

maybe you will be pinned



lee klein
lee klein on Mar 09 '08 at 12:14pm
a ketchup and mustard flameout

an electric fountain needs no explanation

the queen of instant retribution

the temple sacrifices are the tour guides

who fall down the staircases of double decker buses

the buses themselves can have tunnel of love

sea floor roofs which become fogged up if the weather holds

take this trip with me through roadside death trip america

step over the waves, step over the waves

mishear comments while walking past the black jack tables

something about nowadays, something about DNA

this poem comes to you again in a parking lot

at a hermitage of a hotel with a whirlpool where you retire to watch the Oscars

though you could produce the veal oscars and the calf time show

at planet Hollywood

who can planet ahead

you missed the sign by the drivearound outside of Allentown

by the roller coasters which seem like absurd dragons

yet to be conquered your inside entails uncoiled

spinning here will come the adrenaline

here will come the meeting with the old wrestler

who sang Billy Idol

maybe you will be pinned



hanzabean
hanzabean on Mar 09 '08 at 6:08pm
heheheheh, these still make me insanely happy.
84 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 02 '08 at 3:03pm
there she is as you pull in the lady

in the white planet hollywood polo shirt

smoking a cigarette

and walking her chocolate dachsund

with a wireless earpice in her aural cavity

"Do you have a hanger" she asks......

"I just locked my car keys in my car"

but they are not right by the door

"why don't y ou call triple aaa?"

"because my battery is dying"

well ok

I go for a walk

she continues to walk her dog

who did not want to be petted

where upon I from stopping to smell the rest area roses

are you from Quebec?

Florida the liscence plate reads

"maybe there is a place with a hangar the gift shop sells t-shirts

"I managed to turn off my headlights"

how with my windsheild wipers

maybe you should go ahead and call triple aaa

no go on I'll be alright
6 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Jun 09 '08 at 9:10am


there is giant neon burger king logo

like a giant yellow and whiteflower staring at me

peeking through the branche s of a tree

waking up

after agreeing to pull in and go to sleep
4 days later
goldensara
goldensara on Jun 14 '08 at 1:45am
lee klein, lee kein,

he is surely a man divine

who sent down on a cloud of glory

the whispering curse of his fury

his believers, scattered in the valley.

his golden retrievers, counted in a tally.

of whos who amongst worse and worser,

of whos true amongst worse and worser,

of who counted his intents and presence

when the spanish said a la playa

through the gaps and fingers like a flighty messiah.
59 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Aug 13 '08 at 1:25am
Knights inn

lights out

best western test pattern

the dark knight

lights out

knights inn

lights out

49 days later
lee klein
lee klein on Oct 01 '08 at 10:46pm
the orange mesh cage ofa traile back link up

lawnmowers fenced in

moving



Albino Alligator overpass

1-95 Jacksonville, Florida

Lime jello office tower mountaintops



South of the Garter

Sloth of the Border

hanzabean
hanzabean on Oct 03 '08 at 8:55am
Man, are you published? You should totally do it.

Or at least... write them all down in an awesome notebook and sell it to me.

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Lee Klein is a primitive form of artificial intelligence currently morphing for and into the new epoch and the author of the world's biggest Turkish, Danish, Swedish, German, Italian, Oceanic, and Chinese (currently under construction) shopping mall poems who in his latest effort independently came up with Mao cow as in one of those animal sculptures in cities with participant artists' artwork upon them with Mao's face upon it for my new worlds' biggest shopping mall poem of china which I will go back and forth to all the constituent parts of China in all of its forms to write-----Mao Mao Mao
Cow cow cow
Holy Mao?
Holy cow?
Mao cow?